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#4 - thegamefaceman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
I have these moments where I fap over a female friend and I'm like "Yeah, I'd **** her so hard" the whole time. 9 times out of 10 it ends with me sitting there saying "Jesus Christ, I'd have to be ******* desperate" and mfw.

Then there's the other time where you finish and still find her attractive.

And that my friends, is how I work out if I'm attracted to someone properly or not.

Pro tip: If you're thinking of trying to hook up with an ex, go jack off. You'll finish and realise you were just horny.
User avatar #80 to #4 - enigmaticspirit (02/11/2014) [-]
Pretty much.

>I miss my ex
>*fap*
>No I don't
User avatar #70 to #4 - tombobbusama (02/10/2014) [-]
Last time I fapped, I went on facebook and copied all of my female friend's pictures onto one image on MsPaint so I could fap to them all at once.
Afterward, I deleted the image because I felt so desperate and despicable.

Now that I'm horny again, I regret that decision...
User avatar #59 to #4 - cakezs (02/10/2014) [-]
I can clarify the Pro Tip. Been in this situation, you don't want her back, you're just horny and sexually familiar with her so that's your first thought.
User avatar #56 to #4 - frutus (02/10/2014) [-]
God knows I can relate...
#55 to #4 - mrbang (02/10/2014) [-]
I've said this for years. Being horny can change your way of thinking a lot. Always fap before making any important decisions, you might be surprised by how much that'll affect your choice.
#35 to #4 - limb (02/10/2014) [-]
This is really good advice I do this too.  It made me realize I didn't like my girlfriend as much as I thought.
This is really good advice I do this too. It made me realize I didn't like my girlfriend as much as I thought.
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