Dammit Carlos Comp. I decided to stop sitting around drinking OJ and make myself juiceful, so I made a pun comp!.. The last one. Oh my god that got me. pun
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#1 - dontquotemeonthis (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The last one. Oh my ******* god that got me.
#2 to #1 - germed (02/19/2014) [-]
"The last one. Oh my 						*******					 god that got me" -dontquotemeonthis
"The last one. Oh my ******* god that got me" -dontquotemeonthis
#15 - ehzio (02/20/2014) [-]
God damn that last one..

I hope he ******* excels in finding it
#3 - tehfalconguy (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#20 - anonexplains (02/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
what's the mouse joke? it's jehova's witnesses but with mouses? what's the pun?
User avatar #21 to #20 - germed (02/20/2014) [-]
Joho's catch phrase is "would you like to talk about Jesus christ"
Mouses catch phrase is "would you like to talk about cheeses"

Joho likes jesus, Mouse likes Cheeses. Pretty sure that still counts as a pun
#17 - skullboy (02/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - chrisruler ONLINE (02/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I heard two peanuts walk into a park...
One was as-salted.

A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down.

It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle...
he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I'm glad I know sign language.
It's become quite handy.

When a clock is hungry...
it goes back four seconds.

Diarrhea is hereditary...
it runs in your genes.

ellie's are better
#29 - waffie (02/20/2014) [-]
wow i though at least one of those would make me laugh
as it turns out, no pun in ten did
User avatar #4 - insertsfunnyname (02/20/2014) [-]
I still don't get the physics teacher one.
#36 - moomootv (09/28/2014) [-]
"You have my word" god that almost mad me piss myself
User avatar #35 - Bloodsickness (05/21/2014) [-]
The cigarette pun made me laugh the hardest.

User avatar #34 - allstargiants (02/20/2014) [-]
Carlos Puns = Dad Jokes
User avatar #33 - Chizypuff ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
I still think the steak joke is dumb... for it to make any sense I think there needs to be commas in it somewhere
User avatar #18 - justtoobasic (02/20/2014) [-]
Please. Just, more of this.
User avatar #11 - mrselfdestruct (02/20/2014) [-]
Theres a dog grooming shop in my country called "Doggy Styles"
User avatar #10 - regularorange (02/20/2014) [-]
#9 - anonexplains (02/20/2014) [-]
What did the envelope say to the stamp?

Stick with me and we'll go places.
User avatar #7 - spawnconnery (02/20/2014) [-]
That dog grooming place' name works even more because Indiana wasn't his name, it was his dog's.
User avatar #6 - tehomagaman (02/20/2014) [-]
Never order your steak too rare, or you might not be able to find it.
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