Dammit Carlos Comp. I decided to stop sitting around drinking OJ and make myself juiceful, so I made a pun comp!.. The last one. Oh my god that got me. pun
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#1 - dontquotemeonthis
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(02/19/2014) [-]
The last one. Oh my ******* god that got me.
#2 to #1 - germed [OP]
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(02/19/2014) [-]
"The last one. Oh my ******* god that got me" -dontquotemeonthis
"The last one. Oh my ******* god that got me" -dontquotemeonthis
#15 - ehzio
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(02/20/2014) [-]
God damn that last one..

I hope he ******* excels in finding it
#3 - tehfalconguy
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(02/19/2014) [-]
#8 to #3 - roneffinswanson
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(02/20/2014) [-]
How do you shut a ****?
#20 - anon id: 5e844c9d
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(02/20/2014) [-]
what's the mouse joke? it's jehova's witnesses but with mouses? what's the pun?
User avatar #21 to #20 - germed [OP]
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Joho's catch phrase is "would you like to talk about Jesus christ"
Mouses catch phrase is "would you like to talk about cheeses"

Joho likes jesus, Mouse likes Cheeses. Pretty sure that still counts as a pun
User avatar #22 to #21 - wolfenbanes
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(02/20/2014) [-]
I think it's because Cheeses can be pronounced Cheesus, which sounds like Jesus.
User avatar #23 to #22 - germed [OP]
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(02/20/2014) [-]
I say jesus and cheeses the same way, maybe it's my accent but to me there's no difference.
User avatar #24 to #23 - wolfenbanes
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(02/20/2014) [-]
I pronounce it Gee-sus for Jesus

And Chee-sez for Cheeses.
User avatar #25 to #24 - germed [OP]
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(02/20/2014) [-]
yeah well there's the obvious difference of the starting letters at least, I'm Australian so we tend to end words quickly.
User avatar #26 to #25 - wolfenbanes
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Ahhh, Aust.
#27 to #26 - germed [OP]
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User avatar #28 to #27 - wolfenbanes
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Eugh
#17 - skullboy
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#19 to #17 - wolfenbanes
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Looks like she could use a hand cleaning up that blood.
Looks like she could use a hand cleaning up that blood.
#16 - Pink Floyd
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(02/20/2014) [-]
#13 - chrisruler
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(02/20/2014) [-]
I heard two peanuts walk into a park...
One was as-salted.

A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down.

It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle...
he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I'm glad I know sign language.
It's become quite handy.

When a clock is hungry...
it goes back four seconds.

Diarrhea is hereditary...
it runs in your genes.

ellie's are better
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhitePimp
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(02/20/2014) [-]
I know where half of these are from
THE NEW LAST OF US DLC LEFT BEHIND ************
#29 - waffie
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(02/20/2014) [-]
wow i though at least one of those would make me laugh
as it turns out, no pun in ten did
User avatar #4 - insertsfunnyname
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(02/20/2014) [-]
I still don't get the physics teacher one.
User avatar #18 - justtoobasic
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(02/20/2014) [-]
Please. Just, more of this.