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Ok so this one isn't really a commercial. Maybe it's a trailer though, that kinda counts.

**** man, I haven't laughed this much on FJ in a long time. Keep it up.

I can't decide if this is funny or not. But it's something.

Shoutout to MDE. They're getting a TV show thing on Adult Swim soon.
www.youtube.com/user/MillionDollarExtreme

For some reason I remember this commercial better than any other commercial ever.

Part 1: /Commercial+edits/movies/5541123/

Also I'm gonna start using channels now, and I'll be posting non-compilations to them under a different account to not spam my subscribers. So if you like these you can subscribe to the channel or something.

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#9 - alphagex (05/19/2015) [-]

Felris I love you and everything you touch is golden Please touch me

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#11 to #9 - Felris [OP]ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]

#12 to #11 - alphagex (05/19/2015) [-]

I honestly did not expected this,I shall fav this comment and remember I'm always golden like Ponyboy. Thank you based Felris

#16 to #12 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]

you never faved it
youre a phony

#17 to #16 - alphagex (05/19/2015) [-]

I forgot honest mistake, but thanks to remind me

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#3 - beastkenten

ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]

Not only would I buy these products if they were advertised like this, I would actually watch TV just to see them.

That child molester one and the ragu one made me lose my ****

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#81 to #3 - rudeobuteo (05/22/2015) [-]

I have waited decades for a medium that makes fun of corny TV commercials that I hate.

#10 to #3 - alphagex (05/19/2015) [-]

I think your ideas is worth billions and every little corporate will want to get their greedy hands on it But........ since the world is so much liberal and a lot of people might get offended they won't do it still a idea that is worth billions

#35 to #10 - beastkenten

ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

You can almost taste the missed opportunity

#70 to #35 - alphagex (05/20/2015) [-]

you still could make it happen if you want is not ogre till you say is ogre seriously tho i where you i try work on it, it does seem worth a lot

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#7 - thecancerthatkills ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]

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#21 - RyderSechrest (05/20/2015) [-]

that ragu one

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#15 - lilnuggetbob ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]

Jesus ******* christ 10/10.
Here OP, have a gay Putin.

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#1 - zerua (05/19/2015) [-]

ayyy. bruh, i love your comps. always hilarious! keep it up!

#2 to #1 - zerua (05/19/2015) [-]

on a side note, we must kill all infidels

#36 - zourch (05/20/2015) [-]

When I was in the service my dad sent me this book,
and I wanted to be that guy,

so your just giving out coffee

yes I always have a cup for who gets here first.

but you were here first

I wanted to be that guy

you know I use to have a coralla

yes, I know that

#42 to #36 - brainteaser ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

I lost my **** at the end

#4 - tacoperson (05/19/2015) [-]

I said to myself I'd skip when I heard allahu akbar. I got pretty far, so I guess good job on that.

Also the glue one was pure genius.

#5 to #4 - Felris [OP]ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]

Yeah I made sure to limit myself to 1 5gum one and 1 of those allahu Akbar ones because there's a lot of them.

#6 to #5 - tacoperson (05/19/2015) [-]

Thanks. Personally I'm getting REALLY ****** tired of it. I appreciate the varied and quality content.

#59 to #6 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]

#62 to #5 - sirfistalot (05/20/2015) [-]

I really reeeaally would like to know the name of the arab song in allahu akbar one?
this comp was really good tho.

Inb4 darude dankstorm

#51 - zamarothh (05/20/2015) [-]

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#52 to #51 - thegamegestapo (05/20/2015) [-]

Every variation of this, every time.

I think it's because the kid looks like the Starchild from ME3.

#68 to #52 - karidagur ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

oh **** you're right. I hadn't noticed that before.

#45 - blademontane (05/20/2015) [-]

Few more of the Ragu ones

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#66 - capps (05/20/2015) [-]

The Corolla thing went from cringe to epic

#65 - cockenballs (05/20/2015) [-]

the 2nd one though

#58 - bonerjam (05/20/2015) [-]

dat corola one top quality dialog right there holy ****

#57 - kyubii (05/20/2015) [-]

Not a single Jaboody dub.

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#24 - bronywiseman ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

Do you think pedophilia is a sexuality?
Can they not help being attracted to children?
I mean, it could just be a fetish, but you'd think if someone had a fetish that harmful, they'd try and stop.
Do you see rehab for pedophiles?
Therapy?
Anything to help them?

...Have we been the bad guys all along?

#26 to #24 - Felris [OP]ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

I accept that if you're born gay then you can be born a pedophile as well.

They just drew probably the ********* possible sexuality card, because unlike gay/trans there isn't much that can be done for them. Because no matter how you look at it; children cannot give consent, so unlike gay/trans that kind of relationship will never be OK.

They can jack it to loli and live a lonely life, but that's about all they can do legally, and even the loli isn't necessarily legal. Not really sure how much help can be given, maybe make loli more legal.

#80 to #26 - rudeobuteo (05/22/2015) [-]

Little girls are attracted to me, I can't help it. Though I will say there has never been a context where I've been able to safely and ethically act on that mutual propensity.

#29 to #26 - bronywiseman ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

Why can't children give consent?
I mean, I'm not talking about four-year-olds, that's a problem.
But, kids above about 10 are relatively aware of their bodies, and what relationships entail.
Besides, children aren't being taught enough about sex, young enough, an essential part of life is hidden from them until 13 or 14, and then they're expected to just figure the rest out on their own.

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#72 to #24 - tsoper (05/20/2015) [-]

I think pedophiles are normal humans and more normal than say, gays.

either way, both of them have a brain mutation and that is A-OK with me. Just like people who are always depressed, have OCD, ADHD, dylexia, or other brain dis-formalities that arnt considered normal.

I am studying neuroscience and I can conclude that these people have a "problem" that is beyond their control. You may be able to control the urge for so long, but you cannot control what your brain demands for. This thirst is real.

If we are going to consider pedophilia a crime, we might as well consider everyone with bad socio-economic standing a criminal because theyll be forced into committing a crime in the future.

I hope I used this meme right

#74 to #72 - Lilstow (05/21/2015) [-]

pedophilia isn't a crime.
sexual assault is a crime.

#75 to #74 - tsoper (05/21/2015) [-]

Yes. That's exactly how I see it. But if a 12 year old says its ok, it is ok because I believe they are old enough to give consent.

I know when I was 12, I was.

#76 to #75 - Lilstow (05/21/2015) [-]

No, you don't understand what I'm saying. I'm talking pure legal definitions right now.

Pedophilia isn't a crime, because it really can't be. Pedophilia technically only describes the attraction one has to prepubescent children. I wasn't stating my opinion, I was making a factual statement. Pedophilia isn't a crime, because it isn't an act.

Sexual assault in the eyes of the law pretty much covered rape, statutory rape, molestation, harassment, etc.

Also, prepubescent children cannot give consent, because they pretty much can't by definition. What i mean is, a prepubescent child has not undergone puberty, so they can't really be expected to responsibly make decisions regarding their sexuality.
I don't know what you were like when you were 12, but not all 12 year olds are like you.

I get that what I'm about to say may not sound like a very good argument, but I think it's the most prudent thing, and I'll my best to present my argument from a purely objective point of view.:
I don't think having sex freely is really a thing 12 year olds are being deprived of, and I'd rather just assume all 12 year olds aren't exactly able to consent in order to prevent people trying to abuse the system.
Handwaving might not be the most rational way of handling things, but children's minds are so fragile, that the slightest thing gone wrong can screw them up for life.
It's not that I'm one of those super-liberal people who think children need to be sheltered from everything, it's just that actual sexual encounters are too high risk.

#77 to #76 - tsoper (05/21/2015) [-]

yea i get it.. but i think the law should be changed

#78 to #77 - Lilstow (05/21/2015) [-]

What's often not considered about laws is how much work it takes to change them.
Laws aren't a switch that can just be flipped.
It takes a lot of time and money in order to change laws, which is why laws are typically made when there is a problem that justifies the effort.
This is why it's harder to remove laws/make them more lenient. There's often not a whole lot to gain from it.
There's not a whole lot of reason, nor people willing to fight for, making consent laws more lenient.

#73 to #72 - bronywiseman ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

Well, if by normal you mean average, then I suppose being white, or male isn't normal either.
Unless of course you mean what is generally accepted by society, in which case, "gays" would be more accepted, comparatively.
I gotta say, I've never seen someone attack gay people and defend pedophilia in the same sentence.

But, I digress, despite how rustled my jimmies got, not only do I agree, but your argument was well-worded and proves my point better than I did.
Thank you.

#32 to #24 - Lilstow (05/20/2015) [-]

Couple years ago a friend sent me what i think was a reddit ama for a pedophile.
He had a wife and children, and never molested any kids, and never planned to, but he claimed that he was attracted to kids other than his own. .
He said that he never told anybody, and that he hated the fact he was attracted to children. He was cursed with it.

#69 to #32 - tsoper (05/20/2015) [-]

im attracfed to my sister, so what?

#25 - dracoslade (05/20/2015) [-]

i always hated that sears one. just the way he says "i'll call now." just made me want to break my TV

#23 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]

they're so ****** up, I love these damn things.

#20 - francisyorkmorgan (05/19/2015) [-]

This is front page worthy.

#19 - msparta (05/19/2015) [-]

He knows, that's why he brings first corrola in the book to coffee person i mean, that I want guy to be knows he

#8 - samxdaxman (05/19/2015) [-]

**** man, I haven't laughed this much on FJ in a long time. Keep it up.