Quite long, but funny.
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It is the evening of an important concert for a big symphonic orchestra. Suddenly, the executive director hears that both the conductor and the assistant conductor are ill and will not be able to make the concert. This is shocking news, since the concert will start in 1 hour. 15 minutes later, the executive director went about the lobby to try to find an audience member that might be able to conduct the orchestra. No one could. He wandered around the whole building, asking if anyone could conduct the symphony, but no one could. At five minutes to go, the executive director was getting worried, when a farmer brought a horse into the lobby. Bewildered, the executive director saw the horse conduct perfect 4/4 time with its tail. The executive director had nothing to lose, so he brought the horse onto the stage, where right in the middle of the first number it made a huuuge dump on the stage. This happened many times throughout the concert, and the executive director thought that the concert was a failure. But the audience loved it -- they couldn't tell the difference between the horse and the usual conductor. (Or Sarah Jessica Parker)