This was hundreds of years ago!!!. I could put up an honest description or I could put up something outrageous, but I'm pretty lazy right now.. Declared war en  civilization
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - jusktiinah
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Reminds me of the one time when I signed a treaty, was searching hard, built the first nuclear bomb and conquered the **** aout of rome.
Good times were had.
User avatar #2 to #1 - supersonicman [OP]
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I know right. Once China decided to mess with the peace and prosperity of germany. Now....there is no china.
User avatar #4 to #2 - jusktiinah
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I loved when the Dutch waged war against Germany, and they had one little city and an army of two units, I think they were standard warriors. Well, Renessaince beats these *********.
#11 to #4 - anon id: 1ce6dfde
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i once went to war with askia because william sked me to, they were on the other side of the planet and a few turns later he asked for peace and offered his his second last city, then willam took the last of his lands and delcared war upon me just to take that on city i got for doing nothing.
User avatar #23 to #11 - supersonicman [OP]
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wow, that sucks.
User avatar #20 to #11 - jusktiinah
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Yeah, if you have an arny that happens often.
#26 - lackwit
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>Archipelago map
>Play Arabia
>Ethiopia declares war on me after i took a city state they protected
>few centuries later
>check diplomacy
>Forgot I was at war with them
>Open diplomacy screen with Haile
>"Is it not time we end this war?"
>Offers me 500 gold and 2 cities with +5 citizens
MFW
#22 - whatareyouon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
trading be like
Offering ~
Cotton
Sugar
Spices
Furs Ivory
Silk
Dyes
Incense
Wine
Gold
Pearls
Silver
Marble
for 1 ******* Gems
comp be like "hurr not a fair trade how about everything you own and 4 cities for one iron?"
>mfw
#25 to #22 - anon id: 49a278af
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I noticed that most civilizations are reluctant to trade if they only have one of any luxury resource. They are paranoid about their happiness going down even if they're your allies.
#27 to #22 - warnly
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Do you happen to know the source of this image?
User avatar #17 - kyrozor
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Spain kept expanding into my territory. I asked them if they would not settle new lands near me since they already had 4 or 5. Then asked them to trade later, they declined. Then I found them trading with denmark. They then took over sea pathes stopping my ships from leaving the bay and into open ocean. Asked them nicely and offered them lots for open borders still nothing. Enough was enough. Every town of theirs had to be eliminated. **** Spain.
User avatar #10 - dracolegacy
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(05/13/2014) [-]
cant wait till beyond earth comes out, can i get a fast forward button over here?
www.civilization.com/
User avatar #14 to #10 - PenguinsOfMars
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(05/13/2014) [-]
just skip turns for the next year
User avatar #18 to #10 - calendir
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I completely missed the announcement, thank you sir!
User avatar #19 to #18 - dracolegacy
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youre very welcome
#21 - nizarut
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Gandhi was such a dick
#6 - blucheese
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Where can i buy this game?

Here is a dog and a snail in return.
User avatar #7 to #6 - nexdemise
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(05/13/2014) [-]
On steam.
#12 to #6 - anon id: 36ef6423
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i do happen to have a key for steam leftover, which i can get you for about 15 bucks. if you want info, just mssg me epicpotato99@gmail.com
User avatar #13 to #6 - psychonaut
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Walmart.
User avatar #5 - thisisbait
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Kinda sums up Empire Earth 2

"Oh you show up on my land and wait for the ceasefire to be over, with your entire army. Ok thats nice."
*Destroy their entire army*
"Now im just going to take everything you own, all your territories and even the tribes around you. I might also take japan because why not."
User avatar #3 - fightforfate
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once someone started a war with me, then i ended up beating them so badly that they gave me 2 cities to make peace
User avatar #8 - nexdemise
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I once ended up in a 7v1 war (pretty much me vs the entire world) as the Huns. Kicked Rome's and Sweden's asses. At point of which two nations requested peace (to which I agreed), and then I focuses on the 3 more still at war with me.

Bottom line it eventually ended with me getting a domination victory.
User avatar #9 to #8 - nexdemise
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Also forgot to add that I was a huge warmonger. I would attack all city states I could, do random land grabs, and denounce everyone, and tell whoever caught my spies to **** themselves, and I reduced Sweden to a rump state consisting of a single city on a tiny island (roughly 3 hexes in size) by the time the World War started.
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