momses. . mm cannula Mn npyj[ Eja. Implying I've ever gone to Church. Church leave Mom Talking tags
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#1 - theannoyingFJguy (03/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Implying I've ever gone to Church.
#8 - spazzin (03/22/2014) [-]
>these comments
#18 - keybladewarrior (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You're about to go then someone has more to say and then you're stuck there longer.
You're about to go then someone has more to say and then you're stuck there longer.
#19 to #18 - curveball (03/22/2014) [-]
Priest's fw.
#12 - Ken M (03/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Just saying most black Christians are retarded. You should not take pride in the fact that you drag your 5 bastard children to church as if that makes you a good person/parent.
User avatar #17 to #12 - choclategum (03/22/2014) [-]
Apparently white people don't take their kids to church.
User avatar #22 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
It is very rare, but sometimes I just go to church sometime during the day, sit down, reflect on life, maybe light a candle and just enjoy the peace I'm feeling there.

Anyone else doing that?
User avatar #24 to #22 - rmoran (03/23/2014) [-]
It's called relaxing, and yes, it's quite common.
#15 - privatepumpanickel (03/22/2014) [-]
I hated Church because it was so damn hard not to laugh when a friend was there...we used to do that thing where we shielded our eyes from the left or right hand side of us (where said friend was sitting) because we couldn't even look at each other we worked ourselves up so much
I hated Church because it was so damn hard not to laugh when a friend was there...we used to do that thing where we shielded our eyes from the left or right hand side of us (where said friend was sitting) because we couldn't even look at each other we worked ourselves up so much
#26 - DrollHumor (03/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Honest question here,   
is there anyone under the age of fifty that actually likes going to church?
Honest question here,
is there anyone under the age of fifty that actually likes going to church?
User avatar #31 to #26 - majormayor (03/23/2014) [-]
Yes.
#23 - trollmobile ONLINE (03/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i'm glad i don't live in one of those countries.
#6 - WolfPrince (03/22/2014) [-]
>church
#43 - mydogpikachu (03/23/2014) [-]
my mom does this all the ******* time.
User avatar #27 - westonbeast (03/23/2014) [-]
I have a good church story and I feel this is the correct time to tell you all.
I'll do green text for simplicity.
>Be about 14-15
>At a fasting event with my friend (D) and his brother (Da)
>It was kinda like a sleep over thing
>Pastor talking about starving kids in Africa
>Real deep conversation
>Some kids even crying
>D and I are quietly laughing b/c no mercy
>We all were given a candle
>Pastor passes a lighter around to light said candles
>Candle gets to some chick when all of a sudden we hear the deepest and wettest fart ever
>Look over to Da and he yells out, "Sorry."
>Commence non-stop laughter.
>Nothing in my life seemed as funny after that
#11 - zeebass (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>not burning when you enter a church
User avatar #14 - gerardd (03/22/2014) [-]
>church
#13 - Ken M (03/22/2014) [-]
Momses suppomses her tomses are romses, but Momses suppomses erromseously

'Cuz Momses, she knomses her tomses aren't romses, like Momses suppomses her tomses to be
User avatar #5 - Noonelikesanimal (03/22/2014) [-]
>church
User avatar #10 - hitlersgayabortion (03/22/2014) [-]
oh my god do i know that feel. not anymore but i can still feel the agony.

youtu.be/yk6s-U7SC2A
#7 - justleavefagmin (03/22/2014) [-]
>church
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