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12 Signs You Are on Unquestioning "atheist
1. You argue that crimes committed by theists prove
that all theism's bad but crimes and committed by
atheists do not prove that all atheism is bad.
It You think Christians are idiots for believing that
God simply exists and wasn' t created, but have no
problem believing that the universe was empty and
then an 1' dense and tiny ball came into
existence, grew exponents ally just because, and then
expanded/ exploded to we ate errthing.
3. You think Christians are idiots for believing that
humans were created from dirt but have no problem
a version of spontaneous
generation, that life started from ponyloving material.
at You think religion and faith are crutches but choose
to overlook the faith it takes you to believe in
astronomic ally small prob abilities while also delving
that you put faith in things em day of your life.
5. You claim that religious people are brainwashed
sheep, but out off quotes from renowned atheists to
defend your beliefs.
6. You find it more logic and or comforting to believe
that you are a descendant with no real
purpose in life other than to survive and reproduce to
ensure the continuity of ow species, instead of the
possibility that you were awfully and wonderfully
made by the God of the universe who has a beauti ful
plan and purpose for your life.
I You claim that there is no ab solute morality but get
angry if somebody scams you instead of thinking
Shucks, Iguess I' m just a victim of Social
Darwinism" because justice implies that there must
be morals.
3. You Say that there is no absolute truth, and are
ab solute's sure of it
9. You point at Christian faults while ignoring the
mana good things Christi ans have done like setting
up orphanages, hospitals, and soup kitchens, and
then claim to be detached and objective.
10. You sav that vou' re op unamended and dont want
beliefs crammed down your throat, but lash out and
or mo ck anybody who believes in God and then try
to cram your beliefs down their at.
1 1. You think that people who believe in the existence
of God are stupid and simple minded but live in a
world shaped by men like Copernicus, Kepler,
Galileo, Descartes, Newton, Mendel, and
Schrodinger to name a few.
12. You are posting in a forum or intenet thread,
bashing on Christians because of something bad
someoe who claimed to be Christian once
did/ s aid to you or someoe you know, and
there fore condemn all Christians because of that
experience, instead of h aving a conversation with a
true follower of sus Christ.
Double standards dorm unless on the receiving end
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#7 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
User avatar #11 to #7 - lolollo (06/15/2013) [-]
Your hair looks bad.
User avatar #73 - pastelink (06/15/2013) [+] (67 replies)
1. Who the **** says that?
2. That's a gross oversimplification of the big bang theory.
3. The difference is that the evolutionistic position is that life had very, very simple origins and took billions of years to get where it is now whereas the bible talks of man being created entirely in an instant.
4. Those are two totally different kinds of faith and it's misleading to talk about them as if they're the same.
5. Some quotes just put what we want to say more elegantly than we ever could.
6. How comforting something is has no bearing on whether or not it's true.
7. There is absolute morality, just not the sort that is defined by divinity. In any given situation, there are actions that will yield the net best results.
8. There is absolute truth. 2+2=4
9. Who the **** does that? I think everyone recognizes that religion has been responsible for both a lot of good and a lot of bad.
10. Being open minded does not entail believing things that are proven to be false, such as creationism.
11. Throughout history, the majority of people have believed in some sort of God or another. I'm sure that if these men of science had lived now, when we're all less persecuting about such beliefs, they would be atheists. And even if they wouldn't, their discoveries and contributions were in no relation to their beliefs.
12. Anyone who hates on a larger group because of something one of the members did to them is silly and should be mocked. On this, I am in agreement.
#10 - theguyrightbehindu (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#4 - houseofbrick (06/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
As an fence-sitting pussy agnostic, I say live and let live until the way you run your life interferes with the way that I or another run our own lives.
#160 - HordeyWordey (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How about we just call the extremists from both sides idiots and call it a day?
How about we just call the extremists from both sides idiots and call it a day?
User avatar #61 - darman (06/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This post sounds an awful lot like number 12 in reverse with the broad generalizations and condescending tone.
There are Atheist a-holes, there are Christian a-holes, there are Islamic a-holes, and there are millions of different types of a-holes. A person's whole identity is not contained in a particular set of beliefs and his or her status as an a-hole isn't entirely rooted in that fact.
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#30 - jtistillam (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't care at all. I don't care if you're an atheist, a Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or anything else. I hate everyone regardless.
#19 - Holyshizznips (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #159 - demandsgayversion (06/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
1. Religous people's crimes are done BECAUSE they're religious. When was the last time an athiest flew planes into a tower because someone disagreed with their science?

2. We have logic behind this and didn't just make it up.

3. It's a gradual process that we KNOW took place. Yours is just fairy tales with zero basis in reality.

4. Not an argument I would make, moot

5. Being brainwashed with facts isn't brainwash, it's learning

6. It doesn't matter what's more comforting, it matters what's factual

7. Morality is a human creation. Knowing it's arbitrary doesn't hold us immune to it, however.

8. Not something I would say, moot

9. Doesn't take religion to be a good person.

10. BECAUSE IT'S ******* RIDICULOUS AND HAS NO LOGICAL BASIS!

11. They were doing the best with the knowledge they had at the time, but the important thing is that they searched for more.

12. Because the 'true followers' are actually nice people who avoid talking about religion, everyone else is assholes who need a good dose of 'this is why you're retarded'
#111 - malhaloc (06/15/2013) [-]
MFW religious and anti religious posts. Just stop. I'm a Christian myself but people who just go around randomly posting things like this are just looking to cause a 						****					 storm.
MFW religious and anti religious posts. Just stop. I'm a Christian myself but people who just go around randomly posting things like this are just looking to cause a **** storm.
#281 - iwaspromisedcake (06/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is stupid. Not all atheists are mocking douchebags and not all theists are nonsense spewing zealots. Can we get the **** over it and start about something else now?
#398 - shameonapony (06/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I'm sick of hearing about this 						****					.   
   
If my boyfriend (Christian) and myself (Atheist) can be together for 5 years without one single argument about religion, then you 						*************					 should too.   
   
Nobody wants to hear about it so shut up and let people believe whatever the 						****					 they want.   
   
Holy 						*******					 						****					.
I'm sick of hearing about this **** .

If my boyfriend (Christian) and myself (Atheist) can be together for 5 years without one single argument about religion, then you ************* should too.

Nobody wants to hear about it so shut up and let people believe whatever the **** they want.

Holy ******* **** .
#613 - demonicstphenson (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I kind of agree with all of them except 6. Obnoxious atheists annoy me more than fundamentals when it comes to preaching. At least Christians are trying to have a moral code instead of bashing others
#355 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
religious people cant understand that atheism isn't a philosophy, it doesn't relate to how people act, its one sentence

Doesn't believe in a god
#362 to #355 - dosburritos (06/15/2013) [-]
That's not a sentence. There is no subject.
#305 - xargav (06/15/2013) [-]
Hey guys, this says UNQUESTIONING Atheist. Just like how the vast majority of theists aren't retarded and assholes, the vast majority of Atheists aren't like this. This only describes the assholes
#224 - kaboozle123 (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
so most of these points have been refuted and argued quite well but there are 2 that i want to throw my opinion in on.

morality. good and evil do not exist as a universal truth, they exist solely as we define them. they're like time, time essentially doesn't exist. it's just a word we made up to make things easier. most people have a set of morals and they know generally what is good and evil based on what we as a society have defined as good and evil. if you grew up in a society that cannibalism was moral and acceptable then you would have a different interpretation of good and evil. my whole thing as far as religion is concerned is that i don't need a deity or a group to tell me what is right and wrong when i know in my heart what is right and wrong.

the other thing is not wanting to believe that there is a purpose for being here. personally i'd prefer to not have a higher purpose or be some part of some grand master plan and i'm only here to **** and continue my species. this means that life is what i make it, i can give it whatever purpose i want. plus i find it more comforting to think this all isn't a test. and being part of a grand plan that includes so much pain, death, and suffering is a plan i want no part of.
#167 - adrenalinbbq ONLINE (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No such thing as an unquestioning Atheist. It's the biggest reason we ARE Atheists.

nb4 most/all of these statements are pompous, arrogant and misinformed.
#232 - ganjalf (06/15/2013) [-]
Atheists getting butthurt. This is a first-timer for me
User avatar #169 - Snookbone (06/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
No. 4 oh god the stupidity. "Faith" in observational science? "FAITH"? Listen here OP you giant ************ , faith means to believe in something without evidence. All of these "astronomically small possibilities" are observable. They did happen, and guess what? The universe is so big it's... wait for it... ******************* ! Chances are this would have happened somewhere in a ******* massive universe we haven't been able to fully observe yet.

The reason we can actually observe these "possibilites" is that they happened. We wouldn't be here to observe them if they didn't.

So, in conclusion, your inability to comprehend how ******* (I'll use this word again) ASTRONOMICALLY LARGE the universe is does not constitute an argument against science you massive crock of ************ protoplasmic neanderthal arsewipe.

Peace.
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