>I remember once i played this game called "You Testament."
>Walks around a little and makes my character really tall to compensate for my lack of height in the real world
>Notices people gathered around a man

>The man was jesus.
> in respect and as testiment to my faith and praise I give him a brick
> he accepts it graciously and expresses his gratitude and tells me i will join the right hand of the righteous father
> suddenly a midget comes out of nowhere and steals jesus's fabulous brick
> Jesus gets up, and strolls over in anger and might and falcon kicks the **** out of this midget and snatches his brick back
>mfw all of this happens