Jesus Midget XXX. Source: In content. 1, ' ii NOTHING. If you don't crash your car, seat belts were installed for nothing.
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Jesus Midget XXX

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1, ' ii NOTHING
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Submitted: 06/09/2013
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#11 - lasomacintosh (06/10/2013) [-]
If you don't crash your car,

seat belts were installed for nothing.
#2 - psychadelicace (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
born to dance 						*************
born to dance *************
User avatar #4 - vukxfiles (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
who gives a **** about you jesus
#20 to #4 - stonerjesus ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Well now you're just hurting my feelings.
#3 - arthurdetoo (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - anonymous (06/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Men are born with sin in their heart. It is innate. "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God."
User avatar #7 to #6 - theincorrigibleone ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Sure did. You know it was thinking some nice thoughts as it slid through its mother's vag.
#16 - monkeeballz (06/10/2013) [-]
do you even sin
User avatar #13 - yourbaus (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can somebody please explain to me where god came from?
#19 to #13 - stonerjesus ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
Well you see, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, Gordan Freeman used the power of the Triforce to defeat the forces of Bo Diddly and his Handsome 5. In the years following the Great War, the people gathered together to form the Mushroom Kingdom. The first few years were the golden years. No crime, no war, people ****** up on 'shrooms. I was great. But then, in the year 56907.5 PM and a half, the supreme evil of the universe began to reemerge. Greg was upon us. With Gordan Freeman no longer with us we had no choice but to appeal our case to Boethiah. Upon hearing our pleas, Boethiah rose to the challenge. They met on the fields of Asgard and a great battle took place. With the assistance of the mighty Battle Toads, Boethiah was able to subdue Greg long enough to enact the Rite of Def Comedy Jam. "GET IN MA BELLY" bellowed Boethiah and proceeded to swallow Greg whole. After nine months stewing in the the bowels of Boethiah, Greg burst out of his/her anus and proclaimed "I like turtles!" and thus our Lord and Savior was among us. No longer called Greg, but God Almighty! That, my good sir, is where God came from.
#9 - ehzio ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
But I don't like math, Jesus!
But I don't like math, Jesus!
#1 - mumf (06/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - funnyrage (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dont worry jesus, we can always -sin
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User avatar #18 - payseht (06/10/2013) [-]
Aren't we born in sin? If not for himself sacrificing himself to himself to remove a punishment he gave us, we couldn't get into Heaven under any circumstance. Your argument is invalid.
But in all seriousness, if I remember the story well, he did it to abolish the original sin. Before that, nobody could get into Heaven. So this post is wrong, or I've forgotten a lot of things from priest school...
User avatar #15 - amplifythat (06/10/2013) [-]
just remember all the good reasons for the purge....
User avatar #14 - xsap (06/10/2013) [-]
oh jeez, this is my OC from like 3 years ago...
#8 - emppilaf (06/10/2013) [-]
Never thought about it that way Jesus!
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