Canadian Commandos. They chop wood and the bodies of their enemies. LUA\/ BARRACK Ninjas and Pirates ain' t got shit an Canadians. Hahahahahaha Ninjas and Pirates are just a couple of lightweight bitches! Vikings are the REAL ! canada ninjas wood
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#27 - norwegianlolz
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Hahahahahaha


Ninjas and Pirates are just a couple of lightweight bitches!

Vikings are the REAL ****!
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User avatar #167 to #28 - swedz
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Why you gotta be mad, FinFag?
#40 to #27 - tomdabombdisturbed
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Although vikings are cool, pirates would beat vikings, their boats would be defenseless against cannon fire.
Although i would think they would team-up. Show those Romans who not to mess with!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkyo5FTR25M
This song is evidence.
#168 to #27 - swedz
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**** yeah SVEA RIKE
User avatar #283 to #27 - dalobman
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Cant get past the fact that you're the dick and ballsack of Earth, just look at that landmass
User avatar #307 to #283 - carrotstew
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It only looks bad when you remove Norway.
User avatar #42 to #27 - carrotstew
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Where is Iceland?
User avatar #53 to #27 - satrenkotheone
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Also

>Vikings.
>Finland is there but not Iceland.

Wat?
User avatar #56 to #53 - norwegianlolz
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Iceland at that time was a Norwegian colony
User avatar #69 to #56 - satrenkotheone
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Well yes, but... why Finland?

They weren't Vikings... only the Norse were Vikings.
#37 to #27 - satrenkotheone
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I must agree.
#32 to #27 - zhon
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**** YEAH, we were ******* conquered by you guys!
User avatar #43 to #32 - odonnell
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I always wondered why we celebrated the Vikings "conquering" us. Then I realised, they hardly conquered us, there wasn't many people in Britain to conquer at that time, so when they came in they contributed to the creation of the country.

(From what I know anyway, I only know of the Picts from that time, but I'm assuming there would be more people than just at the North East of Scotland.)
User avatar #47 to #43 - bluedwarf
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anglo-saxons
the new kingdom formed in britain = anglia
anglia=england
Congrats you are officially descendants of vikings.
User avatar #59 to #47 - natanhiel
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We were also the Celts.

My god, I'm proud.
#80 to #59 - lonelyboy
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some embrace their heritage of badassery more then others
User avatar #82 to #80 - natanhiel
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HAWAE MISTER TERRORIST
BLOW YERSELF UP

Half Scottish, Half English.
North England.
The more Scottish part of England.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - twistedrider
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You should feel proud. Maybe I shall gather some Vikings, and are as metal as metal can be, and sail to England to plunder your churches?

You know, just for tradition.
User avatar #35 to #33 - zhon
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just a second, i'll round up some virgins for you XD
User avatar #36 to #35 - twistedrider
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Thank you. I shall return them to you when I am done with them.

In other words, when the are un-virginfied!
#54 - thisotherdude
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In Canada everyone is required to go through lumberjack training at the age of 13-16, it's a fact.
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#75 to #62 - supertrollzor
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it was obviously a joke
#55 - anon id: 70d2d959
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ever see a Canadian assault rifle? we call them crowbars in America.
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User avatar #142 to #55 - ishalltroll
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They're essentially M16's and M4's you know...
The same rifles the US army/USMC use....
#57 to #55 - thisotherdude
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You guys use these as crowbars?
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User avatar #66 to #60 - thisotherdude
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1. I am Canadian dude

2. I'm making a joke, Because I have something called "a sense of humour"
User avatar #63 to #60 - fistoftheaxis
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You seem...upset.
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#104 - nuculardonkey
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they are so bad ass,they dont apologize for killing you...
#112 to #104 - eddiethead
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****. That's ******* brutal
#124 to #112 - nemothefin
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#52 - jordoguy
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Captain Price anyone ?
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#2 - selfdenyingbeggar
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I always wondered why if they were such supposedly pussies the US never invaded them.
User avatar #34 to #2 - manicos
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because the already tried
they tried to force the american into canada
they came got bored and left a week later
#78 to #34 - supertrollzor
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they didnt get bored and leave ? pretty sure we pushed them back and burned down the whitehouse ..
#83 to #78 - anon id: 53390170
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wow can people not take jokes?
#87 to #83 - supertrollzor
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that wasnt a joke ..
User avatar #18 to #2 - valyn
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why would we hurt canada? we love canada, theyre like our hat
User avatar #22 to #2 - deltadeltadelta
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The US has no reason to invade Canada. Canada and the US are allies, and Canada is the US's largest trading partner, and its biggest source of oil.
#175 to #22 - selfdenyingbeggar
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so the US made canada it's bitch. I liked the "we burned down the white house" story better.
User avatar #5 to #2 - heraske
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Canada is a more lovable country. We would most certainly be guaranteed to be backed up by Holland. We'd have more allies, and the states have no significant reason to attack us. If they did, it'd be Canada and the allies, against the states.
#9 to #5 - selfdenyingbeggar
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I do love Canada, been there a couple times.
User avatar #4 to #2 - Cheesestyk
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They tried in 1812 and then we burned down the White House.
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#8 to #4 - selfdenyingbeggar
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really? tht's kinda great
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#45 to #4 - anon id: d290b147
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Because we burned down your capital first. And half your country too
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#21 - Thatwaseasy
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They are called Pathfinders, they go in before everyone else and clear a path for the main body. As tradition they are aloud to grow beards. The Best of the Best, They're hard as ****
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*allowed
#24 to #21 - deltadeltadelta
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They're Canadian Combat Engineers, not "Pathfinders". Engineers (a.k.a. Pioneers) are allowed to grow a beard.
User avatar #26 to #24 - whycanticaps
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aw yeah, canadyeah!

Should be Canadas motto
#290 to #26 - anon id: fdf94397
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shut the **** up with your jersey shore garbage
User avatar #308 to #290 - whycanticaps
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im Canadian. not Jersish. Jersian?
#30 to #24 - anon id: dc102d76
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...I'm an engineer in the CF. We aren't allowed to grow beards. Pathfinders are no longer a trade.
The guy in your picture has an operational beard and has been outside the wire for a long ******* time, or has a beard chit because he can't shave due to sensitive skin.

You're half right. Pathfinders are infantry qualified engineers, or engineer qualified infantry depending on who you ask. Bad ******* ass either way.
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Wiki says pioneers are permitted to wear beards due to tradition, but further research mentions the Assault Pioneer Platoon. Am I wrong on this? I'm not in the military so I have no idea.
#61 to #38 - natanhiel
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>Wikipedia
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the assault pioneer Sgt in the british army is rumoured to be allowed to wear a " big shaggy beard" but ive never seen it done
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#31 to #23 - twistedrider
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'MURICA!
#189 - therealtotodile
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Wow look at all those nationality 'debates' down there...


Why can't we be friends...
User avatar #271 to #189 - doctorflabbergast
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I like the Canadians. Sure they are here every weekend (they come down into North Dakota a lot) and usually can't drive worth crap, but they are friendly people generally. And their flag has a leaf on it. And that is just...so badass.
#222 to #189 - anon id: 3ee84ac5
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Canadians please stop hating us :( I ******* love you guys, so love me back god dammit.
User avatar #194 to #189 - thinkwithportals
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Right? Plus its always just the same butthurt conversation in every thread
User avatar #212 to #194 - therealtotodile
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Yup. Same old song and dance.
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and this canadian, wondering, why all the mockery
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:3 i like you
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like i mean your opinion
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