Teaching kids how to make meth young.. Girlfriend found this at a store... Stay out of my territory! Teaching kids how to make meth young Girlfriend found this at a store Stay out of my territory!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - esmebuffay
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Stay out of my territory!
User avatar #17 to #11 - pocoloco
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(10/08/2012) [-]
I ******* laughed so hard at your comment hahahahaha... green thumb for you mister
#36 to #11 - anon id: 25b5eac0
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Nice one
User avatar #27 - spankymcgee
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Contents: Rock, Straw, Bleach, Ammonia.
#30 to #27 - memegod
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(10/08/2012) [-]
For god's sake they're minerals!
#48 to #30 - spoontang
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#14 - deltaxomega
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(10/08/2012) [-]
1 cup of sugar
1 cup of water
1 Tps. Cream of Tartar (Optional)
1 - 5 drop of any food coloring (Optional)
1- 2 drop of any flavoring oils (Optional)
wooden stick or wool string
glass (has to be glass that can withstand high temp) jar

Throw all that **** into a sauce pan and boil it till you get a thick syrup
While still hot slowly transfer into glass jar. (too fast and you'll start the crystallization too soon). Put in a stick or wool (with a small weight to get it to sink) let stand for a minimum of 2 hrs (longer you leave it in there the bigger it gets based on how much sugar you put in.)

This is the only editable crystal i know about.
User avatar #16 to #14 - somniumecstasi
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thumb for you sir :)
#25 to #14 - rotinaj
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Nah man. Crystal meth is edible.
#10 - fnerkfnerk
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Someone... i don't care who... needs to Photoshop Walter's face on the front of that thing.
#13 to #10 - shogg
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#20 - NhuckCorris
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What you need is a half filled bucket of bleach, then slowly pour in an ammonia solution, whilst blowing bubbles into the mixture through a straw. Ignore the smell, it's the most awesome way to get huge crystals.
#22 to #20 - lmOldGreg
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User avatar #31 to #20 - goobyman
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and then you die.
#32 - samthebassman
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#21 - workitout
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#18 - pocoloco
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#2 - defconred
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(10/07/2012) [-]
OP was running his hand down the boxes on the shelf.   
Crystal growing kit was found.   
OP's girlfriend is his hand.
OP was running his hand down the boxes on the shelf.
Crystal growing kit was found.
OP's girlfriend is his hand.
User avatar #1 - revorce
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Implying OP has a girlfriend.
User avatar #3 to #1 - reican
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Implying anyone on this site have one.
User avatar #7 to #3 - pianoasis
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(10/07/2012) [-]
true, but i have an excuse
i am much too busy with funnyjunk
User avatar #5 to #3 - revorce
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Implying you accidentaly your sentence.
User avatar #6 to #5 - reican
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(10/07/2012) [-]
Implying someone is implying that someone is implying that is implying implying.
User avatar #8 to #6 - pianoasis
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(10/07/2012) [-]
i think that was already implied
User avatar #9 to #8 - reican
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Implying implying