Coincidence?

The man in this post is Franklin Delano Roosevelt. the former prime minster of Russia from 1811-9002. He got dick cancer because a microwave nigger slapped the fuck outta him for making it so it would work with the door being closed. 20 years later he got lung cancer because apparently you are a faggot. Weird.

it's pretty late and i read that and it made perfect sense. now i can't stop laughing.

This made me blow air out of my nose so hard.

You deserve every single one of those thumbs

I adore you.

Thats a thumb and a fave for you, my friend.

That had me laughing for 5 mins straight!

for a serious response, the actor above is called Bryan Cranston. He played the father on the show malcolm in the middle. In that episode he apparently made a microwave work without having to close it which, over some time because of radiation, can give you cancer. In the 2nd picture, its the same actor that plays walter white in the show breaking bad. In breaking bad, he has cancer. OP was making the connection between figuring out how to make the microwave without having to close it in one show and the cancer that his character got in a different show.

Fuck you anon

You saved it from a bandwagon.

Does anyone have this gif, but instead he's throwing a pokeball and a charizard bursts through the building?

here bro

Thanks!

That's why I paired them together...

I only put them together because wavelength is distance and frequency is time. SO, I decided to show that both factors, distance and time, of the waves are too long and low respectively to cause cancer whatsoever.

Do you see multiple down thumbs? So it's obviously not me. Or "just me" since you believe it was me thumbing you down.

shhhhh it's time to be quiet.

They thumbed you down because you're being a dick. Everyone knows how waves work, it's not fucking rocket science.

HOW DARE YOU THUMB ME DOWN YOU PEASANTS!

phoenix is right, but he is taking everything too seriously