sex and broccoli. You probably go to hell for laughing at this.. What do broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child you will hate sex broccoli child
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sex and broccoli. You probably go to hell for laughing at this.. What do broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child you will hate

You probably go to hell for laughing at this.

What do broccoli and
sex have in common?
If you were forced to
have it as a child you
will hate it as an adult.
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Submitted: 11/16/2012
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#2 - scooba (11/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
The least you could do is get the joke right. "Anal sex is a lot like spinach: if you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."
User avatar #22 - jokeface (11/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Was forced to eat broccoli as a kid
>Grew up
>Discovered broccoli in cheese sauce
>Love broccoli now provided it's drenched in cheese sauce
>Same applies to sex
#14 - asbrustle (11/17/2012) [-]
**asbrustle rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Good Old Days ** MFW I love broccoli
#41 - murphypop (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
1. Listen to comedian tell a joke.
2. Copy the joke, changing exactly one word.
3. Post as content without crediting comedian.
4. Thumbs

Daniel Tosh's buttsex joke. Really?
#31 - redrex ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i used to eat broccoli when i was a kid because i thought they were tiny trees and i pretended to be godzilla
#9 - mgarrigan (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - gradyr (11/16/2012) [-]
HA. to bad its a daniel tosh joke...
#33 - 1234321 (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
but brocolli is delicious
#63 - swagbot (11/17/2012) [-]
Seriously, why don't people like Brocolli?
Do you guys think it tastes bad or something?
...does it make you constipated?


Broccoli beef, Man - Mana from heaven.
#47 - silverlance (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
...wut
...wut
User avatar #64 to #47 - twatmissile (11/17/2012) [-]
excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Chr-
#39 - leonjoker (11/17/2012) [-]
This channel better become popular, we might actually end up seeing funny stuff on the frontpage rather than justin bieber being gay, sarah jessica parker being a horse, and twilight sucking.
#38 - sweetellie (11/17/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I dunno, I've always loved broccoli....   
Does this mean I have to start behaving like a slut?
I dunno, I've always loved broccoli....
Does this mean I have to start behaving like a slut?
User avatar #12 - notwwlink (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* love broccoli! You guys should test out Broccoli soup its delicious
User avatar #13 to #12 - soultheft (11/17/2012) [-]
broccoli soup is awesome
#23 - Deavas (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
did anybody think that was a fat chick at first glance?
User avatar #28 to #23 - ireallylikepotatoe (11/17/2012) [-]
You're on your own buddy.
#10 - sarogem (11/17/2012) [-]
When I was younger I used to call Broccoli, "Trees".
#7 - guidoforlife (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #51 - iliekcereal (11/17/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Hated both as a child. However, when I discovered broccoli and cheese as an adult, I loved it. Same with sex.
User avatar #54 to #51 - akg **User deleted account** (11/17/2012) [-]
Sex and cheese? How does that work?
User avatar #32 - kuraithevision (11/17/2012) [-]
Just the day after I read the saddest child sexual abuse comic right here on FJ.
User avatar #4 - dingojohn (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad broccoli makes your sperm taste bitter...
User avatar #15 to #4 - heraske (11/17/2012) [-]
First hand experience?
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