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Hearts

Yes, yes you did.

Did you know that the 'ico! yit Valentine' s heart wane is not
actually halted an ' i) it a airman heart, but rather on
the maize of female bending over?
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Submitted: 09/22/2012
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#30 - Bforbacon ONLINE (09/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hey Leonard..

>The audience is mostly silent, but there are a few murmurs of anticipation for the coming punchline..

...Hey Sheldon

>The audience starts to crack, a few nervous chuckles are heard

I've made a flowchart showing the algorithm for
ordering food from a Chinese restaurant. Would you like to see it?

>The audience loses control and bursts out in full riotous laughter. A few lose control of their bodily functions, flinging saliva and mucus around the room.

...I'd rather not.

>The audience bursts out, some visibly rolling in the aisles. The laughter reaches the audible level of a Judas Priest concert, but ultimately nothing out of the ordinary occurs in the studio. But at that moment, somewhere in the night, a child is born in an inner-city hospital. A child born of the concentrated cacophony of the studio audience, his dark birth kiIIing his mother and ushering in a new age, a dark age. An age of suffering for the entirety of humanity.
#95 - remethe (09/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**remethe rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Why Halo there! ** little asses you say
**remethe rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Why Halo there! ** little asses you say
#53 - Girondins (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is now your new wallpaper.
#45 - bostpost (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#46 to #45 - bostpost (09/23/2012) [-]
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#5 - ineedanaccountyo (09/23/2012) [+] (29 replies)
**** I hate that show, so many, many incorrect things. It is never funny. The only people who enjoy it are stupid people who like to pretend they are smarter then they are.
#8 to #5 - lazragoon (09/23/2012) [-]
My dad, who is a scientist, actually complimented on how the facts are always right.
#88 - robbayyy (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"LOL I LUV TBBT IM SO LIKE SHELDON xD"

-Every adolescent girl in America
#44 - pillowmeister (09/23/2012) [-]
OH MAY GAWD A POPULAR SHOW HAS BEEN CAPTIONED   
HOW FUUNEI   
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
OH MAY GAWD A POPULAR SHOW HAS BEEN CAPTIONED
HOW FUUNEI
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
#114 - killburn (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Sheldon: "I forsee no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine."

(Audience begins to laugh as one. The torrent of sound that ensues is near-deafening and all-encompassing. Several audience members fall to their knees in a vain attempt to regain their compsure)

Penny: "Are they working on that?"

(An extreme hush falls across the captive listeners. A few nervous giggles before all voices are extinguished, and faces are lit in delight and anticipation of the ultimate punchline.)

Sheldon: "I sincerely hope so."

(6 people die instantly. A shockwave with the force of 10 Hiroshima bombings erupts from the studio, causing billions of dollars worth of damage. The surviving audience members begin urinating and vomiting on each other, all while laughing uncontrollably from the funniest joke ever told. The turds arrive. Thousands of turds, each one seemingly larger than the last, all of which slowly seeps into the eyes and nasal cavities of the hysterical audience. Their lungs are permeated completely with their own turds. They hang lax, spirits unbroken, yet defeated by the poop. They will never be the same.)
#24 - warrenzthehero (09/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Through many hard and arduous seconds of Wikipedia research, I have concluded that there are 43 main theories on the origin of the heart symbol.
1) A human heart from a certain angle. (picture)
2) The shape of the seed of a silphium plant, believed by some to have served as an ancient contraceptive.
3) A spread vulva.
4) An ass.
#26 to #24 - warrenzthehero (09/23/2012) [-]
Silphium seed
User avatar #123 - secondlawprevails (09/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Or upside down testicles
#132 to #128 - secondlawprevails (09/23/2012) [-]
allow me to demonstrate
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#57 - pepemex (09/23/2012) [-]
MFW TBBT
#103 - bentense (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Let's face it, I think it's sexual attraction.

Are you sure it isn't aliens?
#117 to #108 - chiefrunnyjeans (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh 						****					, it's wizard aliens!
Oh **** , it's wizard aliens!
User avatar #59 - vladhellsing (09/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Actually it was invented by a monk during the Middle Ages when he was sending letters to his girlfriend but wasn't allowed to write anything to risqué. So instead of writing "I wanna **** you" (which would've got him in trouble with the clergy) he instead sealed his letters by dipping the bottom of his bellend in wax & stamping it on the page - hence the odd shape. He told questioning clergy members that it was a 'symbol of love' and was hence adopted into Western symbolism.

Kind of disturbing when you see guys with a heart tattoo on their arms with the word 'mother' written underneath them.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is just one of hundreds of facts this show gets wrong
#97 - tiemparadox (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**tiemparadox rolled a random image posted in comment #798021 at MLP Friendly Board **
#63 - mvtjets (09/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
"Hurr hurr dis is jus a capshion! Thumbs donw lol!!!11!!1!"

So to the people who say this, do you honestly believe that the entire website of Funnyjunk watches this show, let alone this scene specificly? If it got thumbs, then its new to people, just drop it...........
User avatar #116 - claytonfrisbie (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
actually im pretty sure its an old greek symbol for a flower that the love god used or something like that
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