Lord of The Betas. Oh god... How do you do this?. shave crush on girl from college facebook friends after graduation sllort occasionally facebook message one da beta gamma omega
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Lord of The Betas

Oh god... How do you do this?

shave crush on girl from college
facebook friends after graduation
sllort occasionally
facebook message one day
Anon, I broke up with my boyfriend and I' m feeling down. I tran' t believe I' m saying this, but
do you want to come have a fling?"
repave no money to travel (she is about 10 hours away)
awrite back To love to but f have to wait till I get paid in two weeks"
sshe writes back ''I will pay for your ticket"
s'' oh I don' t know, what if I disappoint you'?"
s" knon, next time a girl offers to pay for you to come **** her, just say yes."
forever
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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#3 - darthkrayt (12/01/2013) [-]
so close
so close
#22 - CaptainKill (12/02/2013) [-]
Even though beta posts have absolutely no effect on my life, they still make me unbelievably frustrated.
#12 - opa (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
mfw "oh I don't know, what if I disappoint you?"
mfw "oh I don't know, what if I disappoint you?"
#37 - shmooo (12/02/2013) [-]
"oh I don't know, what if I disappoint you?"

Nothing more beta has ever been said
#1 - eminesser (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that hurt to read
#5 - elfades (12/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)
what a fuken bitch dreaming of another dick just after she broke up
User avatar #14 to #5 - AdamBaum (12/02/2013) [-]
I dream of another pussy after I break up with a girl, you must be a faggot beta with double standards.
#19 - itsmedumbass (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#27 - megafranco (12/02/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#9 - kaboomz (12/02/2013) [-]
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forever rustled
#15 - AdamBaum (12/02/2013) [-]
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#61 - ieatyououtaldaylon (12/02/2013) [-]
This better not have happend
#30 - groovierpoet (12/02/2013) [-]
Jesus christ...
#21 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Broswing through Funnyjunk and I stumble upon my own content.
#58 - internetshakespear (12/02/2013) [-]
not gonna lie, I cringed a bit when I read that..
not gonna lie, I cringed a bit when I read that..
User avatar #31 - lovepain (12/02/2013) [+] (30 replies)
Do girls even care about dick sizes ?
User avatar #41 to #39 - airjordanjetson (12/02/2013) [-]
Who gives a **** ? Do I look like I asked some neckbeard knight in shining armor to give me advice? **** no. I really could care less about dehumanizing women, or whatever it is you're talkin' bout.
#113 - thecharliesheen (12/02/2013) [-]
...Why?
#11 - hirollin (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #20 - datlaugh (12/02/2013) [-]
It actually pisses me off how much he screwed up.
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