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Lord of The Betas

Oh god... How do you do this?

shave crush on girl from college
facebook friends after graduation
sllort occasionally
facebook message one day
Anon, I broke up with my boyfriend and I' m feeling down. I tran' t believe I' m saying this, but
do you want to come have a fling?"
repave no money to travel (she is about 10 hours away)
awrite back To love to but f have to wait till I get paid in two weeks"
sshe writes back ''I will pay for your ticket"
s'' oh I don' t know, what if I disappoint you'?"
s" knon, next time a girl offers to pay for you to come **** her, just say yes."
forever
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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#180 - pointblankhits (12/07/2013) [-]
What a 						******					? Who cares shes a 						*******					 notch on the belt my son
What a ****** ? Who cares shes a ******* notch on the belt my son
#179 - arollinggolem (12/07/2013) [-]
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#172 - Bad Man (12/02/2013) [-]
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>be 16
>be in Chemisty I, last class of the day
>classmates are ******* around, waiting for the teacher to tell us our assignments or whatever
>overhear classmate saying "...and I don't care if he has a big head, we can have some big-headed babies"
> ********** , but I'm never that lucky
>look over, Kenyan-tier darkness black girl talking with caramel intelligent **** senior
>Kenny sees me staring and covers her mouth, laughing
>caramel goodness and I make eye contact
>she comes to talk to me a couple of days later for small talk
>I'm socially inept
>mfw I missed out on possibly scoring with an 8 and didn't even know it
#170 - onkii (12/02/2013) [-]
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#164 - chaoticlaw (12/02/2013) [-]
"oh I don't know, what if I disappoint you?"   
   
It's like he didn't even want to.
"oh I don't know, what if I disappoint you?"

It's like he didn't even want to.
User avatar #163 - popkornking (12/02/2013) [-]
"Oh I don't know, what if I dissappoint you..."
You just did.
#158 - lamarisagoodname (12/02/2013) [-]
In flows the comments about how much alpha everyone is in comparison to this poor yokel

Also to be fair, 10 hours is a long way to go just for sex with someone who could dump you as quickly as they started wanting you
User avatar #159 to #158 - airjordanjetson ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
In all honesty, it isn't hard to be more alpha than this guy. Being absolutely silent would be more alpha in this case.
#149 - camzore (12/02/2013) [-]
Words don't describe how frustrated I am so I'm just going to post all the reactions I had reading this post.
#148 - twistedwoodthing (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh 						****					, I've almost been that girl. Texting with my then-friend after we'd been drinking with others and had gone to our respective homes. Got to talking about honesty, and he said that if he wanted to ask someone to make out, he'd just do it,  then texted "Speaking of, wanna make out?" I thought about it maybe 15 minutes and texted "What, do you mean right now?"   
He never replied, and I went to bed. I still don't know if he lost his nerve or passed out before I answered.
Oh **** , I've almost been that girl. Texting with my then-friend after we'd been drinking with others and had gone to our respective homes. Got to talking about honesty, and he said that if he wanted to ask someone to make out, he'd just do it, then texted "Speaking of, wanna make out?" I thought about it maybe 15 minutes and texted "What, do you mean right now?"
He never replied, and I went to bed. I still don't know if he lost his nerve or passed out before I answered.
#143 - unotouchzetaco (12/02/2013) [-]
once a virgin, always a virgin.
User avatar #128 - gallusnasus (12/02/2013) [-]
I hate beta ******* so much...
#162 to #128 - airjordanjetson ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Whoa bruh, don't be so mean, peace love and tranquility ***** .
User avatar #174 to #162 - gallusnasus (12/02/2013) [-]
You're such a beta ****** and I hate you so much...
#175 to #174 - airjordanjetson ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I mean **** , that's cool kid. I won't lose any money, ***** or sleep over it, so hate on. You should really do something about that tho, hate is bad for the soul.
User avatar #176 to #175 - gallusnasus (12/03/2013) [-]
Please just die...
User avatar #136 to #128 - calawesome (12/02/2013) [-]
now now...self hatred is never the answer.
#126 - curtisbentley (12/02/2013) [-]
> MFW this entire event.   
   
I realize now this sort of happened to me. Girl invited me to a party randomly one night about 18 miles away whilst drunk on the phone. I'm only 16 at the time (in England) so travel isn't something I'm at all used to yet. She says she wants me to come. I say: "I can't really." She calls me hot then runs over to her friend (whilst still on the phone so chaos ensues) to ask if I can stay at his place and he just says "Sure." - Which traps me even more into this 						*************					 situation.   
   
She gets all exited and continues ranting about how I should come over and I just reply like the confused 						************					 I am: "I really can't, I've not even met any of you guys yet." And chuckle it off. She says it doesn't matter but it's no problem, I tell her to "have a good night" and then put the phone down once she has stopped ranting drunkenly about how nice of a guy I am.   
   
> She's fine as 						****					 though. Even to this day I don't know why I didn't just splash out on a taxi.
> MFW this entire event.

I realize now this sort of happened to me. Girl invited me to a party randomly one night about 18 miles away whilst drunk on the phone. I'm only 16 at the time (in England) so travel isn't something I'm at all used to yet. She says she wants me to come. I say: "I can't really." She calls me hot then runs over to her friend (whilst still on the phone so chaos ensues) to ask if I can stay at his place and he just says "Sure." - Which traps me even more into this ************* situation.

She gets all exited and continues ranting about how I should come over and I just reply like the confused ************ I am: "I really can't, I've not even met any of you guys yet." And chuckle it off. She says it doesn't matter but it's no problem, I tell her to "have a good night" and then put the phone down once she has stopped ranting drunkenly about how nice of a guy I am.

> She's fine as **** though. Even to this day I don't know why I didn't just splash out on a taxi.
#121 - spawnconnery ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
#119 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
holy **** i hope to god this isnt really but in my jeart i know it is ******* hell man it was on ******* plate all you had to do is **** put your lips on ******* helll
#117 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
**** ***** wat u doing
#115 - garymotherfingoak (12/02/2013) [-]
A moment of silence for this poor sap that was a bit too open about his insecurity.
A moment of silence for this poor sap that was a bit too open about his insecurity.
#113 - thecharliesheen (12/02/2013) [-]
...Why?
#112 - fizzor (12/02/2013) [-]
Woe unto thee, anon.
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