True Story

OP, I don't think she's coming back.

Then she remember that it could be worse... She could have still dating you. And after her talk with you she finally built up enough courage to take the drop-in yoga class because she's been wanting to do it for a while but she was emotionally scared to do so. While their she meets a young, sexy millionaire named Thomas which was pretty much true love at first sight. They later get married in Maui and decide to have a child. They where the ideal family, rich and always happy and spent all of time together. Saturday nights are movie nights they where walking into the alley when they get approached by a man who asked them for their money and Thomas refuses and both of his parents get shot.

Many years later the son whose life was sparred becomes Batman and patrols Gotham city stopping criminal scum... Good Job OP, you're one of the main reasons why we have Batman even though you lost the woman that you love which made you clinically depressed and made you resort to alcoholism until one day you could no longer take it and you place the barrel of the shotgun into your mouth as you cry out your first and only true love name. You hear the echo of "Kkkaaatthhhhyyyy" and the room is erupted from the BANG out the shotgun. Good job OP! You're one of the unsung heroes of the 21st Century. R.I.P.

Is acculy dolan.

> Then I set her on fire and drop kicked her in the face
> I am the Fire Lord

>Dick move with a side of meme spewing

Hahaha! so funny OP! and great use of avatar in there too!

<hfw

This was going to hit front page, and then it all changed when the fucking-boobs channel attacked

Come on man.

what I would have said.

Aaaand then this happened...