President Aang

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 7** years ago

there was a man named mrfourtysevenman
who rolled a four
and then a seven

you... are... a... GOD

and he fucked bitchs
and recieved money

and that roll was really one in a hundred

and then he later in life ascended into godhood
he is now the roll 1 god.

>Roll for dubs:fail= Red thumbs
>Roll for dubs: Get dubs=Green thumbs
>Roll for dubs:Get 69= Green thumbs
Wat

Sorry, but is there a joke I'm missing here...?

Did I ever claim that I made it? I saw this posted a few days ago and I saved it to my reaction folder... So do you claim to be super original? Cause you are not unless you made it.

sorry, just thought you took it from the highest rated comments... Seems to happen a lot, so sorry for the mistake.

I understand the misunderstanding(weird ). But this was actually just a coincidence that this had been posted before.

I’ve read up on your facts
You cure cancer with your tears?
Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?

You're a washed up has-been
On TV selling total gyms
And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost return of the dragon

I’ll rip your chest hairs out
Put em’ in my mouth
I’ll squash you like I squashed the South

I've never told a lie
and I won't start now
You're a horse with a limp
I'll put you down!

This isn't Gettysburg punk is suggest retreating.

for i invented rap music when my heart started beating

Chuck Norris Doesnt battle he just alows you to lose.

my raps will blow your mind like a verbal john wilkes booth.

I have my face on the side of a mountain! You Voted for John McCain!

ive gotta bucket full of my head AND IMMA BOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN!

You Block bullets with your beard? I catch them with my skull!

id make fun of walker texas ranger but ive never even seen that show?

I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS! I SPREAD MORE BLOOD AND GORE THEN FOUR SCORE THEN YOUR PUNY CIVIL WAR!

I SPLIT THE UNION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! (ps you forgot the "bitch" at the end)

(My Bad) I wear a Black belt on the beard that grows on dick!

i attack sharks, when i smell them bleed!

I don't go swimming! Water just wants to be around me.

my fists make the speed of light WISH that it was faster!

You may have freed the slaves but chuck is EVERYONES MASTER

WHO WON?!?!?!?!? WHOS NEXT?!?!?!?!?!!? YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!

Most epic thread ever O-o

I cant reply to the end but u forgot epic!! rap!! battles of history!!!1!!!!

BITCH!

4 score= 80 years. i think a score is 20 years

That's correct.

I am proud of this epic thread :D

he called himself the Phoenix King :P
Nice try though

for like 1 episode the rest of the time he is known as the fire king so went for that :P

Before that he's the firelord, you made a hybrid of the two lol

shit xD meh i'll take the down thumbs like a man!

I read upon your facts
your bring mothers to tears
then how come your haven't
seen your wife in how many years

mfw when I recognized the original
(go to 0:23)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD2qDkzmcUA

GOD! I need to watch this show.

I have plenty.

I like this one. :D

here's a different one if you want it.

CABBAGE MERCHANT UP IN DIZ BITCH!!

the sad thing is, the content always gets several times the number of thumbs that the comment got
not like thumbs count for shit anyway
but why post it again
this is a repost, technically

Agreed. I really hate when somebody rolls something and gets a shitload of thumbs (Like, 600 or so) and then screencaps it to get more thumbs. Ultimate thumb whores.

Here take this..

**chuckstein rolls 485**
YEAH!