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Polonium Bending

Credit goes to xkcd, comic 965

tags are a lie

IN RENEE, mam
OF Atl. FOUR %
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Submitted: 06/21/2013
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#124 - skyrimizzle (06/22/2013) [-]
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#90 - oldlife (06/22/2013) [-]
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#129 to #90 - iftheshoefits has deleted their comment [-]
#127 to #90 - felex (06/25/2013) [-]
I bet you are 15 years old, white kid, with perfect family & house, got your college money from parents.    
   
Now you are depressed because your parents didn't bought you iphone or something like that so you are posting 						****					 like this on internet. Please go away from the keyboard.
I bet you are 15 years old, white kid, with perfect family & house, got your college money from parents.

Now you are depressed because your parents didn't bought you iphone or something like that so you are posting **** like this on internet. Please go away from the keyboard.

#126 to #90 - larsonlie (06/25/2013) [-]
Get out.
Get out.
#125 to #90 - wafflelord (06/22/2013) [-]
"WE AM ANANAMAYS AND WE TAKE OVER INTERNETS"
#123 to #90 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
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Here, take this. You need it more than me.
#119 to #90 - zorororonoa (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh ma gudnis, Anonmus!
User avatar #103 to #90 - misterstollo (06/22/2013) [-]
Claims to be anonymous. Has an account.
#101 to #90 - php (06/22/2013) [-]
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#89 - lucarioveethree (06/22/2013) [-]
With the introduction of metal bending (and this content's logic as well), does this make Earthbenders just as capable of Bloodbending as Waterbenders?

Because, y'know, iron and whatnot.
#128 to #89 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
Probably not, because metalbenders bend rocks in in the metal itself, and considering that there isnt much iron in the blood, that would be like trying to bend a grain of sand in haystack.
User avatar #105 to #89 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (06/22/2013) [-]
i would say no due to the small amount of iron in the blood. bloodbending utilizes water which makes up 70% of the body
#100 to #89 - legrandefromage (06/22/2013) [-]
Let's ask Magneto and his prison guard...
User avatar #120 to #100 - christmouth ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Wasn't it because Mystique injected something into his ass?
User avatar #122 to #120 - christmouth ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
And again. The iron in our blood isn't magnetic, I think it's because those are ions. Sorry if I can't explain it properly.
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User avatar #86 - theonetruespitfire (06/22/2013) [-]
I feel smart for laughing at this
#85 - celobux (06/22/2013) [-]
BENDINGTIME!!!
User avatar #79 - phsycokidx (06/22/2013) [-]
1. Become gold bender.

2. ???

3. Profit.
#99 to #79 - deathcampforjewtie (06/22/2013) [-]
Okay, now what?
User avatar #108 to #99 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
steal, everything.
User avatar #87 to #79 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
You do know that would be pointless. Gold is one of the softest rocks/metal/material in the world.
User avatar #94 to #87 - arstya (06/22/2013) [-]
It's valuable.
User avatar #97 to #94 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
still can't pull it out of the ground.
User avatar #93 to #87 - wheresthefudge (06/22/2013) [-]
But a goldbender could pull the gold out of the ground (or surreptitiously pull it from people's jewelry).
User avatar #95 to #93 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
due to the softness of gold, all you would do is smash against the rocks above.
User avatar #110 to #95 - wheresthefudge (06/22/2013) [-]
Gold is more dense than water, and waterbenders pull water out of the ground or out of plants often in the Avatar universe.
Gold's softness and malleability would be invaluable here to guide it through the cracks in the rock.

Also: If you were a goldbender, you could form gold jewelry from solid blocks. This could more than halve the cost of your jewelry (once you take out the cost of the furnace and fuel for the furnace). Assuming your jewelry is of a similar quality as other, traditional goldsmiths, the market would seem to favor your jewelry.
User avatar #111 to #110 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
waterbenders use evaporation,heating up the water. They then cool it to form water. all I'm saying is he can't pull it out of the ground or off of someone, why am I getting so much hate and challenges.
User avatar #117 to #111 - wheresthefudge (06/22/2013) [-]
Probably because you're wrong. And no, that's not evaporation, that's reverse osmosis. A non-spontaneous process, and similar to the idea of useing goldbending to mine gold.
User avatar #107 to #95 - phsycokidx (06/22/2013) [-]
You would be pulling it at a molecular level. I doubt rocks can smash an atom.
User avatar #109 to #107 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
no, but they can collide, forcing it to stop. However, this could be usefoul to make sinkholes
User avatar #112 to #109 - phsycokidx (06/22/2013) [-]
The gold member we are speaking of is the best bender of all time, because he was created by my own mind. He is also an ink bender and can break the 4th wall and bend the outlines of other cartoon characters to brutally ****** them.


**** LOGIC
User avatar #116 to #112 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
I don't even know what you said, yet I feel insulted. Please be more clear and concise with your language.
User avatar #121 to #116 - phsycokidx (06/22/2013) [-]
That's because I'm an insult bender. I also spoke in perfect english. You must have not gotten the joke. That's alright. I'm also a joke bender but, on a more concise note. My original comment was a joke referring to the comic above in which a bender could bend all of the chemical elements. Based on that ability I said gold bending would be profitable. It was a joke. If the comic and the show didn't follow the laws of physics, I don't know why you think my joke would.
#98 to #95 - arstya (06/22/2013) [-]
>Logic
>Bending

Pick one. It's god damn magic, man.
User avatar #106 to #98 - sabcy (06/22/2013) [-]
but it does follow physics. earthbenders pick denser boulders, which they then throw, firebenders can't function without dryish air, air bender can't bend under water, waterbenders can't make water. Gold would not come out of the ground, and if you remember, benders can't move most objects, like how tohf couldn't simply rip the box open, she had to use physical force whilst weakening the metal.
User avatar #115 to #106 - wheresthefudge (06/22/2013) [-]
Airbenders routinely bend air underwater, firebenders have been shown firebending in the rian (that's more than 100% humidity by definition). Sure, gold wouldn't suddenly appear in the ground, but you could still locate and then pull out any veins. As to your comment about Toph, that was the very invention of metalbending, so of course it was rudimentary. Seen later, Lin Beifong was able to manipulate a metal whip and several metal walls/doors, even going so far as to use metalbending to pull her armor out of the closet and put it on.
User avatar #78 - bikester (06/22/2013) [-]
>implying Mendeleev discovered all 118+ elements
#84 to #78 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
>implying element benders from avatar discovered the elements they bend.
User avatar #68 - internist (06/22/2013) [-]
>implying air, wind, water and earth are elements
User avatar #75 to #68 - evilpotato (06/22/2013) [-]
That's the joke; it's the four "elements" vs the real elements.
#70 to #68 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
They are, you uncultural ****
User avatar #71 to #70 - internist (06/22/2013) [-]
Not in the same meaning as Polonium and, you know, all the other actual elements, you uneducated ****
#72 to #71 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
You piece of **** , what do you think H2O means? It's ****** water, a compound, so to say water is not an element, you are the uneducated **** .
#82 to #72 - slayerofkings (06/22/2013) [-]
Compounds aren't elements. Hydrogen is an Element, Oxygen is an element. Water is made of elements, just like everything else, but its not an element.
User avatar #76 to #72 - internist (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh really? So you're saying everything is composed of atoms? Well thanks for the newsflash! Unfortunately that doesn't make everything an element.
#77 to #76 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
You piece of ass **** , never in my words did I say everything is composed of atoms or an element.
User avatar #80 to #77 - internist (06/22/2013) [-]
**** you dude, either you really are a ******* retard or you're the most pathetic troll I've ever met.
#81 to #80 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
**** you too, ass **** .
User avatar #73 to #72 - thechosentroll (06/22/2013) [-]
This is the classiest science debate ever.
#64 - joycecole (06/22/2013) [-]
I just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, www.Zen75.com
#74 to #64 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
I like this content. This is nice content.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jacksipian (06/22/2013) [-]
wow youre ****** at your job if you made less money off the internet than a divorcee with twins. You should just quit, dude, you suck.
#62 - fistofpain (06/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - tuckthisphit (06/22/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that there isnt any polonium in the air
aww yis lemme see those red thumbs
User avatar #40 - patriotpenguin (06/22/2013) [-]
hes already bald, its not like things can get much worse
User avatar #52 to #40 - bronybox (06/22/2013) [-]
You realize the baldness is a result of the chemotherapy, not the disease?
User avatar #54 to #52 - patriotpenguin (06/22/2013) [-]
it could of been gama radiation :U
User avatar #57 to #54 - bronybox (06/22/2013) [-]
You'd need to experience the radiation often such as when you do in therapy
User avatar #59 to #57 - patriotpenguin (06/22/2013) [-]
maybe it was a HUUGEEE dose of radiation
User avatar #45 to #40 - duvallwhitey (06/22/2013) [-]
Well
his organs will start to fail.
#39 - andrewolfzoom (06/22/2013) [-]
**andrewolfzoom rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at can you see yoda? ** this is what am the master of.
#66 to #39 - jacksipian (06/22/2013) [-]
**jacksipian rolled a random image posted in comment #4720863 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** my mastery?
#42 to #39 - andrewolfzoom (06/22/2013) [-]
THE MASTER OF LIFTING HEAVY PIGS
#19 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... hate to break it to you guys, but this doesn't make any sense. Fire is oxygen and carbon, water is hydrogen and oxygen, air could be almost any of the gases and earth could be a whole shtload of things! Avatar still wins.
#55 to #19 - batmansbong ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
couldnt wait to use this
couldnt wait to use this
#48 to #19 - freakanator (06/22/2013) [-]
you dense mother ******
#44 to #19 - mtandy (06/22/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but fire is plasma, what you perceive as fire is the area in which the atoms of the element that makes up the surroundings have enough energy to have their electrons excited, after which they drop back to their original orbit, releasing photons in the process.
User avatar #36 to #19 - markertemp (06/22/2013) [-]
Just wait 'till I figure out what Ununoctium bending does to you.
#43 to #36 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
correct me if i am wrong but isent unonoctium an element that has to be made manually? and i also heard it breaks down to nothing in a few seconds.
User avatar #46 to #43 - markertemp (06/22/2013) [-]
I don't even think anyone really knows what Ununoctium is. The name is a placeholder.

*looks up Ununoctium while typing*

Yeah, no one's really sure,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ununoctium

User avatar #35 to #19 - amuro (06/22/2013) [-]
You are a waste of sperm.
#32 to #19 - lucianolp (06/22/2013) [-]
I know very basic chemistry, but I feel as though this gif belongs here.
I know very basic chemistry, but I feel as though this gif belongs here.
#31 to #19 - dashgamer (06/22/2013) [-]
And the other guy is the master of those and everything else. Enjoy watching your body degrade and fall apart before your eyes from the radiation.
And the other guy is the master of those and everything else. Enjoy watching your body degrade and fall apart before your eyes from the radiation.
#30 to #19 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, fellow Anon.. but Water, Earth, Fire and Air. Is basic elements of the whole god damn **** . everything is related to it. ******
User avatar #22 to #19 - zomaru (06/22/2013) [-]
Avatar now has Radiation poisoning. Avatar loses eventually after a lengthy battle with cancer.
User avatar #24 to #22 - yourdadsdad (06/22/2013) [-]
At least he won't lose his hair...
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User avatar #53 to #51 - jarelk ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Everytime I see this gif, I want a source of the girl, but I never get it ):
#56 to #53 - freakanator (06/22/2013) [-]
every time i post this .gif i get asked for sauce, but never have it

lyk dis if u cry erry tim
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