oh gawd why..

Wha.......Why would............

I'm sorry, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

you...i had to do math for that thumb, all my internet are yours...

its an old joke

im sorry, it's the first time ive heard (seen) it....

thats cool. just letting you know.

DAMN FEMALE BODY, YOU SCARY.

My original thought on what it was was already bad, now it's worse!

Thanks Anon-girl (I'm guessing).

I'm now picturing that scene from Untraceable where the guy is put into a tank of battery acid and pieces of his skin start coming off in chunks. That is going to be forever burned in my head as what a period looks like, how fucking special.

Yea, The awful thing is that ovulation is correlated with it my girlfriend-ish roommate goes into heat right before and during her period, needless to say, I've gotten my redwings to make her happy.

It's not that bad, it just tastes like metal, what with the high iron content of the shedding lining.

Other then a few instances of a frying pan to the face, her periods are relatively mild, but when her sister moved in for a while, they synced cycles, I never knew fear quite like that.

There are far and few between men like you, let alone guys that actually will do it when were not on the 'time of the month'

I don't know why, I love the taste of a woman, It might be the 1:00 AM mentality, but i find the experience of being so close to a woman visceral and important to any healthy relationship.

Not to say crotch munching is essential to a good relationship, but paying attention to the needs of your partner at a ground level acknowledges they are just as important, even if the dichotomy ends up with you or them on submissive to dominant side of the relationship.

I'm just rambling, bottom line, if I care about you, Im going to acknowledge it on a ground level and respect your needs.

You're reply simply made me happy :) I'm married and my husband doesn't exactly share the same 'view' as you, sometimes it sucks but then sometimes I get over it.

Don't worry about it. He'll come around, talk to him if nothing else works, if he really is object to it. As an alpha personallity i know many of my female aquantences are afraid to ask me how i feel, or address how i feel about them at all, out of the fear of an insufficient answer, so I do a lot of things that are unspoken to keep the dynamic up, cleaning, cooking, and yes, eating them out.

Just let him know you want to be treated a certain way, drop hints, i know women are fans of subtext, you are all that way to some extent, and thats just fine.

I'm not married, so i may not know the jist of the situation, but I know what its like to love someone, and letting them know what they mean to you, regardless of how you do it, is the best thing you can do. Don't take the small things for granted, and above all else don't make anything easy on him.

You're a very good advice giver. Thank you, I never thought I'd actually get love-life advice from FJ, but hey lifes weird and I like it. I know he loves me and I love him, I just also respect him when he doesn't want to. It's not a one way street either, sometimes I don't really feel like...'giving it up' and he respects that. Its just cool that you're not afriad to come out on the internet and say what you think (especially when the subject is one sided), kudos to you :D

A penis compiled with a working brain is a great thing, rare, but great.

And don't worry so much about the sexual aspect if he makes you happy, Most of my most memorable experiences with women are the ones that have nothing to do with sex, or anything at all to tell you the truth.

Human relationships are beautifully complex. Not preaching or being directive, I just feel like sex is an inevitability, and things that are more nuanced have more staining power, maybe they end up in sex, but the memory held is cuddling, talking about silly things, and knowing you can be honest with someone about things big and small.

That, sir, is exactly why I married him :) I hope you find a wonderful woman to marry, she would be very lucky to have you.

I salute you, good sir. I salute you.

If you cant eat it on its worse days you don't deserve it on its best days.

I think thats how that quote goes, huehue.

... I'm not hungry anymore...

yup, shed uterine walls, liquified and disposed of with blood that was held and built up in advance in the event of pregnancy.

Ain't fertility grand?