EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN LUCIFER ATTACKED. found on tumblr.. See FJ? You can make fun of the bible without insulting it.

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User avatar #73 - lazengahn (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
See FJ? You can make fun of the bible without insulting it.
User avatar #10 - radarr (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually according to the original story Moses sent down streams of air to act like knives and split the sea. He was the first airbender
User avatar #11 to #10 - SwiftNinja (07/17/2012) [-]
And jesus walked on water and turned water to wine therefore waterbending
#190 - lilmannnn (07/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
jesus took down the temple ...earth
walked on water .....water
ascended to the heavens.... air
will come back with fire....fire
hollllllyyyyyyy shiiiiiiit jesus was the avatar
#2 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
nope, jesus is the avatar. moves a giant rock, walks on water (also has healing abilities), he is the original boss.
User avatar #86 to #2 - jouten (07/17/2012) [-]
Kung Fu action Jesus
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#123 - pvtpyle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #124 to #123 - zarcos (07/17/2012) [-]
he must be the Avatar
User avatar #57 - ithinkimfunny (07/17/2012) [-]
Jezus is the Avatar of course, how else do people believe he will come back?

SEARCH THE ICE MOFOS
#105 - forevertrombone (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But Jesus can also walk on water so doesn't that make him the Avatar?
But Jesus can also walk on water so doesn't that make him the Avatar?
#192 - quentinzip (07/17/2012) [-]
MFW avatar Jesus
#75 - tehlulzbringer (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
But jesus must also be a water bender. He could walk on water and turn it into wine

Jesus is the Avatar!
#68 - serotonin (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually....Sea was bended by Aaron, not by Moses...All those stuff was done by Aaron. God would say to Moses :`` Tell Aaron to do this or that``. And they would do as told and boom  nothing....Not enough mana!   
   
I was serious about Aaron thing
Actually....Sea was bended by Aaron, not by Moses...All those stuff was done by Aaron. God would say to Moses :`` Tell Aaron to do this or that``. And they would do as told and boom nothing....Not enough mana!

I was serious about Aaron thing
User avatar #69 to #68 - mrblueftw (07/17/2012) [-]
Aaron part the sea!

" You need to be level 17 to cast this spell "
#41 - odonnell (07/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If Jesus is Gods child and we're all God children, and God implies that we're all equal, then why the favouritism with Jesus, where's my magic powers?

#47 to #41 - exploiterguyone (07/17/2012) [-]
It's because Jesus was God, just in a human form and therefore bounded by human abilities. But being God, he still had power. He also instructed his followers that with pure, doubtless faith, they could do miracles as well.
#12 - SwiftNinja (07/17/2012) [-]
I want to go back in time and rename Jesus as Frank.
I want to go back in time and rename Jesus as Frank.
#116 - Haane (07/17/2012) [-]
Why of course....religion and Avatar.....FJ's two favorite things!
#85 - ianosity (07/17/2012) [-]
It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now.
#109 - wherestheknech (07/17/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Weird that both the avatar and all those characters above are fake
#110 to #109 - darthblam ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
Everything was peaceful in the post. Then everything changed when the ********* causing jackass attacked.
#34 - eibon (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
From tumblr?!?

If you would have made it yourself i would have bought you winrar.
#146 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I found one similarity for all of them: THEY ARE ALL IMAGINARY!
User avatar #165 to #146 - dunkleosteus (07/17/2012) [-]
Historical evidence shows that all of these people are real, although their feats and accomplishments are debatable. It is certainly true that moses lead the Israelites from Egypt and that Joshua slaughtered everyone at Jericho, but the parting of the sea is debatable and the fall of the walls at Jericho was more likely a metaphor for the infiltration of the city through a prostitutes house. Over the course of a week, a small team entered her house (which was in the wall) and took out the guards. They were marching around the city to hide the fact that they were slowly climbing a rope into the window of the prostitute. Said whore was told to put a string outside her window to alert the attackers which house was her's and should not be ransacked, but she was told to put the string on the OUTSIDE of the city, which would only be useful if you were trying to locate her from the outside. On the seventh day, the team in the city opened the gates and the walls came "tumbling down"
User avatar #88 - jorgedemuerte (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
3 words.. pieces of eden.
dats how yo
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