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#5 - mousekill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]
#25 to #5 - pieliker (01/12/2013) [-]






Hey guys, lets leave this kid alone. He clearly isn't some guy making a huge story on the internet to seem "cool". I bet he isn't that guy that is some fat virgin neckbeard who has never laid a single finger on any girl in his entire life. I mean, that's ridiculous. I bet he is telling the truth.
User avatar #30 to #25 - orton (01/12/2013) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #34 to #30 - pieliker (01/12/2013) [-]
said something like "I massage beautiful women everyday and make them have orgasms just by touching their body" "I'm so alpha" "blahblahblahhhhh". shit like that.
User avatar #35 to #34 - orton (01/12/2013) [-]
Ah... Yeah, because that sure happens.
Thank you.
#23 to #5 - cakeisawesome **User deleted account** (01/12/2013) [-]
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#15 to #5 - wolftron (01/12/2013) [-]
No one, gives.. A fuck.
No one, gives.. A fuck.
User avatar #12 to #5 - phunkyzilla (01/12/2013) [-]
There's a bunch of reason's while this is fake

>Talking to girls
>girls enjoying making body contact with you
>stuck up bitches letting people massage them
>implying you can ever control your boner while talking to any girl
>Your massages were enough to make a bitch orgasm

1/10 Nice story you should take up writing amateur porn novels
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#16 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (01/12/2013) [-]
388.62 = lunchbox
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