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#8 - skyggen (07/31/2012) [-]
well atleast you don't have autoimmune urticaria.   
   
I'm allergic to my own skin!
well atleast you don't have autoimmune urticaria.

I'm allergic to my own skin!
#9 to #8 - evilhomer (07/31/2012) [-]
And how does that work?
#11 to #9 - skyggen (07/31/2012) [-]
Basicly, my skin has membranes that produces shit loads of histamines. Instead of making anti-histamines, my body instead recognises my skin cells as foreign bodies. This makes my body fight my skin as if it were a disease, creating rashes from time to time. I am also cronic so this shit won't go away. Huzzah!
User avatar #14 to #11 - attifyon (07/31/2012) [-]
...But how do you masturbate?
User avatar #16 to #14 - skyggen (07/31/2012) [-]
I fap, scratch, bleed, cry, repeat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonymousattorney (07/31/2012) [-]
So....pretty much Cabin Fever?
User avatar #15 to #14 - lolwatthe (07/31/2012) [-]
I would assume he/she has all manner of sex toys for that specific deed.
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