Amon's True Identity

May I ask why/where you got that gif?

Were we all find our gifs

alejandrochan.tumblr.com/post/25416782095/whats-under-amons-mask-you-say-yeah-idk-what
Here it is!

that awkward moment when amon is actually noatak, yahkone's son and tarlock's brother.



P.S. if you haven't seen the season finale, you're gonna have a bad time

nice roll

HAHAHHAA

....is he from scooby doo? dont hurt me

he was phone!

I thought it was going to be a Naruto joke when reading it.

I'm actually surprised how well Naruto references go over nowadays. Before, everyone seemed to hate Naruto, but everyone's in on it now.

Which is oronic, because it's kinda starting to suck... I don't really get it... I can explain why in detail to anyone who wants to talk about it, but for now I'm just saying it's gotten very confusing.

you're confused about the manga?

Well yes, that's how I'm keeping track.

I guess confusing isn't quite the word, I mean I understand everything that's going on, it's just that they're dicking around a lot, playing with characters, lore, and other things just to make them more neat and tidy. I can just list a few things off the top of my head as examples of shit that doesn't make sense. (this will only make sense if you are currently up to date on Naruto. I mean, like within the last chapter or 2 up to date.)

- Naruto is starting to become friendly with the Kyuubi. WHAT.
-The Sharingan in it's most advanced stage evolves into the Rinnegan. WHY.
- The Genjutsu that Itachi used on Kabuto recently that put him in an endless loop. What is this, I don't even...
- Hinata confessed her love for Naruto finally. Yay! Except there is literally no follow up on that whatsoever, not even a passing fucking remark. Thanks for nothing.
- WHO'S SIDE IS SASUKE ON, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! They've spent literally the entire series building up to the presumed conclusion that Naruto and Sasuke will eventually fight each other in a massive final fight, and every single season they give Sasuke shittier and shittier reasons to continue to do this, until now where he has LITERALLY no reason to continue to pursue this goal. The worst part is, even if they do end up fighting, you know that somehow, someway, they'll find a way to justify making it seem as though they're equally powerful, which they're not. Naruto almost single handedly rivaled the force of 5 Jinchuriki, and has made ridiculous leaps and bounds in his power, whereas Sasuke is really not significantly stronger than his was when Shippuden started. All that's changed since is he learned Amaterasu and Susanoo. If they do end up fighting, it will officially become impossible to like or sympathize with Sasuke, and I will not bother to fucking watch, because it will be the most unbearably illogical, pointless fight ever, no matter how pretty and fancy it looks.

-well the i think the kyuubi finally realized if naruto dies hes gunna be gone for a short while and the kyuubi doesnt like humans because they think of him as a tool and naruto broke the seal to show him he doesnt only think of him as a tool of war but that is my opinion
-i dont full understand the rinnegan part either but im sure it makes sense somehow but isnt yet expained. just like recently with the genocide of the uchiha and what really happened and yeah sorry trying to word that right so people dont read this and see a spoiler if they havent read it
-the genjutsu itachi used against kabuto was izanami which you probably already know though. it can determine destiny putting them in a endless loop until they realize their mistake then they'll be free from izanami (which you probably already know but im explaining it) izanami was created for people who used izanagi which basically is the genjutsu that lets you change destiny so they created izanami to determine destiny and help the users of izanagi realize their mistakes and not make them at the cost of their eye.
-yeah i do agree naruto and hinata should be together. and you do mean right before she fought with pain in konoha?
-i have no idea whos side sasuke is on but i still think hes gunna end up still attacking konoha but i do agree on what'll happen between them fighting the creator of naruto favors sasuke so damn much its not even funny but isnt one of them suppose to die between their fight?

I'm not saying what they're doing doesn't make sense. I haven't been lost in Naruto's logic, I'm simply criticizing their choices. I really don't like the idea of The Kyuubi being just the "poor, abused, misunderstood creature" that dwells inside Naruto, when they've spent all this time making him look like a malicious, manipulative, spiteful, hateful monster. I think I would have enjoyed it more if I saw Naruto eventually fight and defeat the Kyuubi, proving that he is powerful even without him. Because that's been his saving grace in many of his major battles, was the Kyuubi's power. It would have made sense if he could prove, one day, that he is superior to the Kyuubi, and doesn't need him to be strong. Honestly, I don't like the idea of any of the Tailed Beasts being good for that matter, because it was my understanding that the Sage of the Six Paths stopped the Ten-Tails to save the world from utter annihilation, not because the Ten-Tails was an abused, misunderstood bully, but because he was just a big, demonic, monstrous prick. He was a freaking DEMON. Why would the 9 components that made him up, a.k.a. the Tailed Beasts, be any more reasonable then their completed form? They ought to all be just as savage as the original, albeit weaker and divided.


And here's another point I'd like to bring up that I haven't mentioned yet. How in the hell was Tobi going to wage an entire war without Kabuto? He had a grand total of less than a dozen soldiers in his army at that point in time. Sure he had the Zetsu clones, which have proven to be virtually ineffective at this point. He had the power of the already captured Tailed Beasts, but the only time he was ever seen using it was to power the clones and to put their power into their REVIVED Jinchuuriki, which he only had thanks to Kabuto. He's still losing badly, even now, despite the fact that Kabuto basically DROVE the entire army. Just what the hell was he thinking?

Tobi even said it himself, that White-Zetsu is not a fighter, and that he wouldn't stand a chance against any decent level of opposition. So, obviously, the solution to this problem is to waste all of his resources making 100,000 clones of a useless fighter, giving him a 1:1.25 numbers advantage over an army of ninja, when he would need something along the lines of a 1:5 advantage or higher to even concern the the ninja. I mean, let's face it, Naruto as he is with his ability to detect the disguised clones could probably take on a thousand of them on his own easily in one sitting. I bet each of the Kage could probably take on several hundred each, and I wouldn't hesitate to say that that Guy and Kakashi working back to back, considering they managed to hold up in a fight against immortal versions of the Tailed Beasts for a while, could probably do a few hundred themselves each, especially since Kakashi has been stated to be of Kage level power, and Guy is easily just as powerful as he is. So we've accounted for a total of 8 people in the army of 80,000 who can probably take on almost 1/10th of Tobi's army in a day. It's really not even funny to consider it possible that Tobi would have won in the long haul.

but what i think is when sasuke attacks konoha hes gunna end up fighting with naruto

I was expecting it to be like the kakashi seen when he takes off his mask and there is just another mask

Then stop eating those interdimensional apples

Always glad to give people cancer.

incest not gay?
Dammit was that a spoiler?

The spoilers will be all over funnyjunk soon anyway.

Slade Wilson. A.K.A. Deathstroke.

So thats what the motherfucker looked like....

This is from Justice League Crisis on Two Earths where eveyrthing is reversed, including where he wore his eye patch

then the artist of this post fucked up.

i was just thinking of editing that photo haha u beet me to it

He is Deathstroke, but the show went with his name Slade Wilson (Slade) because deathstroke doesnt sound all that friendly for a kids show


but i thought the same thing before i learned about this guy

ummm i thought it was robin or somthing like that, but i havent seen it in ages so im probably wrong.

Robin disguised himself as Red X in one of the episodes but that was just so he could get slade's trust.

we cant remember anything, but now i have the urge to watch that show over again

well lok just finished and i need soming to watch so why the fuk not =b

I think we all thought that for a long time.

LOL

Doesnt he voice 1000 ways to die too?

Indeed he does. He also does a lot of other voice work that I'm too lazy too google I can't remember.

That man is a hero.

Narrator of Fallout?!?!?!? He's the guy that says "War.....War never changes". Just had a fanboy-gasm

i only knew that fallout line cuz of the refrence to it in mgs4