Pluto

We should build another Pluto capable of destroying all of the other planets, leaving Pluto to be the only Planet left.

Eris: "Hey Pluto, cheer up it's not so bad. Why don't you ditch these losers and come hang out with me and my friends over at the Kuiper belt? I'll even let you play with my golden apple if you'd like."

I am not a planet either pluto....

Pluto will always be a planet to me.

I still consider pluto a planet. Its a dwarf planet, but last i checked dwarves are people to.

I like to think of Pluto as the solar system's coolest moon. ( I know it's not a moon, shut up )

Pluto flies around the whole damned solar system. Pluto ain't afraid of shit. Pluto could fly too far away at any moment, and be lost to the cosmos forever - Pluto don't give a fuck.

Pluto's elliptical revolution around the sun contrasts to the rest of the planets. Pluto cuts in front of Neptune every 20 years. Fuck that bitch, Neptune ain't got shit on Pluto. Pluto'll cut a bitch. Don't fuck with Pluto.

If Pluto isn't a planet then midgets aren't people. I fucking like Pluto.

I don't see how they can consider pluto not a planet just cause it's small

Just cause my dicks small doesn't mean it still isn't a dick

Aw, don't cry Pluto, you are still a planet to us :D

Why is there a fucking washing machine in the asteroid belt?

I never knew they had cheerios in space!

pluto is smaller than earth's moon. i know we all have emotional connections to things, but science operates best when it doesn't. people who are "sad" or "upset" that pluto isn't a planet (because the scientific community update it's definition of a planet) would be quite similar to someone who is upset that the 3 kingdoms of life aren't used anymore (a classification method of species from the 1600's describing all life to exist in one of three categories: microbes, plants, animals). Modern science and gene sequencing revealed many different things about how biology is organized and it makes much more sense to do it differently. op, you're not a faggot, you just need to accept that science will alter the way things are organized. if you are not a bible-thumper, you should be happy that science does this and you should be happy pluto isnt a planet. It shouldn't be a planet, it is very very small, and relatively far out in the solar system compared to other planets.

Scientists also removed pluto's planet statues with the discovery of several other pluto-esque dwarf planets due to increasingly better orbital telescopes and discovery methods. so they had the decision of either eliminating pluto's planet status because of it's negligible mass and role in the solar system or allow tens, possibly hundreds of more planets as they became discovered. it just isnt practical to add a planet every couple months or years. So just think about these things, I know most of you guys aren't serious and are just messing around but some people are very seriously emotionally attached to pluto for some reason, and it just doesnt make sense to me.

It really pisses me off that they said it's not a planet. It's because of Pluto being removed, that I sided with the Stormcloaks in Skyrim. As we all know, Talos was obviously Pluto.

I don't give a fuck what scientists say! Pluto was always a planet when I was growing up and it always will be! It was my favorite planet too. What if someone came up to you and was like, "whats your favorite color? red? Not anymore! its not a color beacuse herpa derpa derpa"

I love you Pluto! what bros are for!