Protector of the night. Source: Dorkly. WHAT IF I NEED TO CONTACT YOU? JUST TURN ON IN THE NIGHT . I' LL KNOW AND I' LL CONE. RUNNING. DAYTIME CRIME UP 600%.! W
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Protector of the night

Source: Dorkly

WHAT IF I NEED TO
CONTACT YOU?
JUST TURN ON
IN THE NIGHT . I' LL KNOW
AND I' LL CONE. RUNNING.
DAYTIME CRIME UP 600%.!
WHERE IS BATMAN?
ALSO KILLING’ THING IS A PRETTY DUMB RULE WHEN
DEALING WITH MURDEROUS . THE
...
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Submitted: 07/14/2013
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#6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i don't know, i just wanted to
#14 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [+] (19 replies)
1. Iron Man actually enjoys being rich.
2. Iron Man doesn’t need someone else to build his stuff for him.
3. Iron Man is familiar with the concept of humor.
4. Iron Man sleeps with the help.
5. Iron Man isn’t pretentious

Iron Man > Batman

Marvel : 5
DCfags : 0
#19 to #14 - hankpym (07/15/2013) [-]
>1. Iron Man actually enjoys being rich.
Which is why being an abusive alcoholic was part of his backstory right?
>2. Iron Man doesn’t need someone else to build his stuff for him.
Plenty of stories depect him as a designer, not a builder, as in he makes the blueprints, but not the machines himself
>3. Iron Man is familiar with the concept of humor.
Iron nazi definitely is
>4. Iron Man sleeps with the help.
Have you ever read a comic in your life
>5. Iron Man isn’t pretentious
Again, Have you ever read a comic in your life
User avatar #2 - commontroll (07/15/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Batman actually isn't the one who says no killing. He kills plenty of times actually. With guns even.
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User avatar #28 - tuckthisphit (07/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Okay first 3 numbers are 172-???-???
cmon guys its our chance to find batman
#50 - bobthedilder (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How the man needs a social life
How the man needs a social life
User avatar #52 - sprigglez (07/15/2013) [-]
Solomon Grundy Want Pants, Too! That third newspaper headline.
#62 - jedisquirrel (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#55 - falconxmard (07/15/2013) [-]
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#43 - shagtastic (07/15/2013) [-]
172... Int that the area code in India..?
#25 - captnnorway (07/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Batman is best hero. Though spiderman is the only hero I've seen who got his **** together and realized that to be a hero he had to put his own dreams and rules behind and do what had to be done to save his city. Ye, I was pretty mad at Superman in the newest movie when he sat down like the bitch he is and cried after killing 1 dude, while millions had died around him.

inb4 they are different in the comics ... I don't care, I don't read comics.
User avatar #13 - ComicGuy (07/15/2013) [-]
lol anyone else get the news article joke about grundy? that was subtle
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#70 - jokerbit (07/15/2013) [-]
The reason Batman doesn't kill is because he's insane too.
#69 - newsugarbriches (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #79 to #69 - comexx ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Except it will be mirrorred in the sky.
User avatar #27 - navadae (07/15/2013) [-]
this sort of reminds me... there was this little parody comic of Batman where.. batman would just randomly appear and scare the crap out of Gordon.. and then disappear.. then reappear and scare him again... and then he leaves and Gordons like "finally he's gone" and then.. BAM batman again

....yeah

hell if i know why this reminds me of that one, probably just cause batman
User avatar #24 - usbfridge (07/15/2013) [-]
Batman IS a vigilante after all. A vigilante that's rich in every sense of the word and has a lot to hide. He'd be recognized during the day, after all.
User avatar #1 - kahandran (07/15/2013) [-]
Let's not forget nights where there aren't enough clouds to reflect light.
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