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Bad Joke #5

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Deleted the other one, because of the spelling mistake

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Submitted: 11/29/2012
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#47 - imalex (11/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**imalex rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Not What It Looks Like ** what do you call Op? answer: (pic)
#10 - jlamb (11/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh shit time to break out the terrible jokes   
   
"why was the strawberry so upset?"   
   
"Because his parents were in a jam"    
   
I'll leave now
Oh shit time to break out the terrible jokes

"why was the strawberry so upset?"

"Because his parents were in a jam"

I'll leave now
#31 - coaldawg (11/30/2012) [-]
What's red and smells like blue paint?   
   
   
Red paint.
What's red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.
#51 - inunic (11/30/2012) [+] (10 replies)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
#52 to #51 - inunic (11/30/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter. He isn't coming anyways.
#85 - peacetrooper (11/30/2012) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?   
   
Kill his parents
How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his parents
#29 - chrizac (11/30/2012) [-]
What do you call a deer with no eyes?    
   
No idea!   
   
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?   
   
Still no idea!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!
User avatar #30 - sophieleigh (11/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky

Got that one off a Laffy Taffy wrapper... laughed for like 10 minutes.
#24 - sweateryams (11/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#96 - cometfire (11/30/2012) [-]



"You know what you call an able-bodied guy on a doorstep?"

"Whatever his name is"
#44 - doctorrock (11/30/2012) [-]
"Have you ever been to a Witch Doctor?"
"They're all witch! Ever been to a poor doctor?"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
User avatar #75 - lightninghedgehog ONLINE (11/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what do you call a steer with a chronic masturbation problem?


Beef Jerky.
#98 - ednaeoj (11/30/2012) [-]
**ednaeoj rolls 88** Dubs Dubs I summon thee come here and serve me!
#91 - ziggydepp (11/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what do you call a cow with two legs?
lean beef.
what do you call a cow with three legs?
tri-tip.
what do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
udder destruction.
User avatar #35 - puggles (11/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and what do you call a dog with no legs?
it doesn't matter what you call him, 'cause that fucker won't come to you.
User avatar #39 to #35 - implosay ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
and where can you find a dog with no legs?
where you fucking left it
#107 - RazzberryRipper (11/30/2012) [-]
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?   
Lean beef.   
   
God I'm so alone.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.

God I'm so alone.
#26 - undercow (11/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#78 - weirddark (11/30/2012) [-]
Wrong. The correct answer is date night
User avatar #33 - snaresinger (11/30/2012) [-]
awesometime channel? What the fuck is that?
#45 - doctorrock (11/30/2012) [-]
What do Cybermen eat for dessert?   
   
Angel DELETE!
What do Cybermen eat for dessert?

Angel DELETE!
#32 - ednaeoj (11/30/2012) [-]
**ednaeoj rolled a random image posted in comment #1734898 at Item Discussion ** ILALATS = I laughed a little and then stopped
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