some christians. ...have clearly been through this process already -and I think she's calling non-christians dirty (washes all the dirt off of you, like you're  yunonomyname christians fail bad analogy
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...have clearly been through this process already -and I think she's calling non-christians dirty (washes all the dirt off of you, like you're not clean until you convert?).

A woman was asked by a coworker, ‘What is it like to be a Christian?‘
The coworker replied, ' is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from
the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then He cuts
off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of
doubt, hate, and greed. Then He names you a new smiling face and puts
His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.‘
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you remove the brains,
curve on empty smile, and
brainwash him to spread the word?
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#3 - thunderpony (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#6 - mraye (10/22/2013) [-]
No this wasn't a woman, it was a child who said this in class when another child asked what being Christian was like.
#5 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
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