lol

but satin is so soft

you just made my day :')

This guy

You do realise that Zeus is from another mythology?

Listing gods of different mythologies? Why don't we list ALL thunder gods?
Teshub, Adad, Ishkur, Marduk, Hadad, Tarhunt, Zeus, Brontes, Jupiter, Summanus, Taranis, Ambisagrus, Leucetios, Þunraz, Thor, Perun, Perkunas, Perendi, Gebeleizis, Zibelthiurdos, Ukko/Perkelem Horagalles, Indra, Parjanya, Aplu, Atämshkai, Lei Gong, Ajisukitakahikone, Raijin (Raiden-sama, Kaminari-sama), Tenjin (kami), Susanoo, Thunderbird, Xolotl, Chaac, Apocatequil, Cocijo, Aktzin, Jasso, Haokah, Tupã, Tunupã, Salar, Set, Shango, Oya, Azaka-Tonnerre, Mulungu, Xevioso, Sango, Haikili, Tāwhak, Kaha'i, Te Uira, Nan sapwe and Namarrkun.

Yes, I just re-wrote that from Wikipedia.

Fucking retard

But he is in Norse mythology

actually it also says Thor is the god of the sky as well

This is funny junk.

there wasn't a shitstorm?

Am I the only one who thought she was hot?

Well now I do!

Knew she was hot the first moment I saw her.

GONG-YE TAMPAI

<----best character by far

I hope it does.

Fuck wrong picture...

I'm so tired of seeing this stupidity

If you go by what the bible says, which you have to considering your asserting god is real in the picture, then you would see that god killed a world of psycho, murderous, corrupt people. Almost as if he killed millions of Hitlers

The Jews are obviously none of these things, just a victim of someone similar to one of the people "God" killed with the flood.

For the record, I'm not a christfag either. Born and Raised Atheist

But in the same respect, God also created these terrible people and being omnipotent he would have known exactly what they would become so it could have been avoided.
I'm not saying you're thoughts aren't valid, I just disagree.

My Bible history isn't fantastic, but didn't he create them with free will? So they might create a great world if they were worthy?

Also Omnipotence does not include precognition, does it? (not being an ass, just curious)

Well he did create people with free will (If you go by the bible, personally I don't) but again, with omnipotence god would already what you did, are doing, and whatever you will do.

And omnipotence does in fact allow you to know everything that will happen, that's why the whole thing is strange to me since the concept of time would be irrelevant to any god since it would be watching all of time and space occur all at once. Kind of like Doctor Who (damn that was nerdy)
And I didn't take it as being an ass at all good sir, your gentle wording and clear thoughts clearly state your genuine interest (as well as an intelligence that is rare among this group)

I couldn't think of a better show to use as a reference.

And thank you, rhetoric that isn't "shut up fagg your butthurt" is generally unappreciated on this site

Unfortunately this is true, but it's nice to spread a little civility now and then.

learn to get a joke or GTFO FJ

Its not funny if it doesn't make sense

So you GTFO

A joke is not supposed to make sense. IF a troll physic post was actually logical and make sense then it wouldn't be funny anymore.

I get what your saying, but i disagree concerning posts like these which involve historical
themes

I know what you mean because I was like that at first, too. Trying to prove the joke wrong by using logic and facts but it didn't always end well. So I just decided that the best way to enjoy a joke is to let go of anything logical behind it and focus on the fact that it's supposed to be funny.

Fair enough, I am sort of in a logical mood i guess. Feel free to take that GTFO gif btw, thats like the first time ive used it in months

i gotta admit; both of the gifs you used were funny as fuck. I shall add them to my collection

Of coarse a joke is supposed to make sense, otherwise it would just be nonsensical rambling of a madman unless the joke is specifically supposed to be stupid whereas this was supposed to be satirical.
I'm not saying that ballzach was correct in saying that it wasn't funny (Personally I thought it was rather clever) but there are better ways of explaining why it was funny.

I'm not talking about the sense you think I'm talking about. I am not saying that a joke should be incomprehensible, rather it should not follow logic; then it wouldn't be a joke anymore

To a certain extent. Yes, I see your point.

So the children of those people also needed to be killed just because they were 'their' children? While a child portrays the image of 'innocence'? Children who had no 'choice', no 'freedom' or anything like that because they were children. Yet, God decided to punish them all because some other people fucked it all up.

I need some explanation on that matter...

dude, the bible is a fairy tale, you can pretty much assume that every child was a future jeff Dhamer, just about as likely as turning water into wine, isnt it?

No one expects the spanish inquisition!