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#22 - invisabull (02/04/2013) [-]
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#14 - demonbunny (02/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>The term 'Man' is used to describe the human race as a whole, or 'humanity'
>'Man' refers to both the male and female gender
>'Man' was created in 'God's' image
>'God' is a representative of both genders
>'God' is part male, part female
>'God' possesses both male and female genitalia and reproductive systems
>'God' is hermaphrodite
#26 - acksl ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
#7 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why is this in atheism? surely it should be in religion
Why is this in atheism? surely it should be in religion
#27 - xactor (02/04/2013) [-]
#11 - neogrungist (02/04/2013) [-]
so you're saying he gets almost as much action as chuck norris?
so you're saying he gets almost as much action as chuck norris?
#8 - notquitesolidsnake (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
God does not have gender so that statement is exponentially ignorant.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mrmariomike (02/03/2013) [-]
Or a joke...
User avatar #13 - spikethepony (02/04/2013) [-]
Your logic...
What?
#12 - lolkeklol (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thats a weird way to spell shreck...
User avatar #31 to #12 - whatwhatnthebutt (02/05/2013) [-]
That's a weird way to spell Shrek.
#1 - fckingkiddingme (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
God is everywhere ... so his penis is everywhere! On the very chair I'm sitting on! In the very clothes I'm dressed in? Well good thing I don't belive in god, and I'm not getting ass raped for my entire life then :D

And if god is everywhere ... why the **** do you eat him (food), you freaking cannibals!
User avatar #32 - whatwhatnthebutt (02/05/2013) [-]
Nice to know Creationists just want the cock.
User avatar #29 - somniumecstasi (02/04/2013) [-]
so that means no one is a virgin.
#10 - toesmash (02/04/2013) [-]
You didn't know?
#24 - belgon (02/04/2013) [-]
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#25 - baalrusher (02/04/2013) [-]
You got it all wrong bud..... all wrong..
You got it all wrong bud..... all wrong..
 
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