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User avatar #253 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
1.PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
2.EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen
3.MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.
4.JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I
5.GEN 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
GEN 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.


go home bible, you're drunk. i have more but i am running out of characters
#388 to #253 - thebritishguy (01/29/2013) [-]
can you post more please in a new comment? there brilliant!
can you post more please in a new comment? there brilliant!
User avatar #406 to #388 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
yes sir, here you go.

6.ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
7.GEN 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
GEN 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof
8.ISA 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:
MAT 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

Astronomical bodies are spherical, and you cannot see the entire exterior surface from anyplace. The kingdoms of Egypt, China, Greece, Crete, sections of Asia Minor, India, Maya (in Mexico), Carthage (North Africa), Rome (Italy), Korea, and other settlements from these kingdoms of the world were widely distributed.
9.1KI 4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.
2CH 9:25 And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.
#296 to #253 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/29/2013) [-]
Often comparison of Old testament to New testament and a complete disregard for lexical meaning and poetic uses of the Hebrew language.
User avatar #303 to #296 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
that is a valid point, but if i my say, if god was all mighty, why Hebrew. what i mean is, why not all languages,past and present, so we can have a perfect translation. in my opinion its just foolish of him/it/she to not do that.
User avatar #277 to #253 - parlimantum (01/29/2013) [-]
context. you have no context. over half the bible is a history, you can't just take out passages without the context.
User avatar #281 to #277 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
fine, put them in the right context. context that makes it not contradict its self. please, go on
User avatar #288 to #281 - parlimantum (01/29/2013) [-]
1. What is the contradiction here? Are you saying that a God cannot have two different traits? He is good to all that follow Him, but in Jeremiah, the people of Judah had been sinning and disregarding God for generations, causing Him to send His prophets to give them a warning to repent or he will "not pity, nor spare", etc. etc.

more on the way.
User avatar #321 to #288 - thebritishguy (01/29/2013) [-]
but those two traits counter act each other, you can't be the lord of peace and war
User avatar #298 to #288 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
thank you for taking the time to show me the folly of my way.
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