drunk. .. Someone needs to learn how to read in context. Although I can see how the wording could be misconstrued because of the use of the word "make". I basic
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User avatar #135 - doubleuteeeffmate (01/29/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Someone needs to learn how to read in context. Although I can see how the wording could be misconstrued because of the use of the word "make". I basically see it as Gen 1:25-27 more or less says that animals were created first then man was created. Gen 2:18-19 says that God wants to make a helper suitable for Adam. God then offers all of the animals that had been previously made to become his helper. Then in the following verses it says that none of them were suitable for Adam so God creates Eve. On a side note, **** you too Adam, we could have had pterodactyls but now we have to put up with women.
#91 - blastizard (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#230 - justleavefagmin (01/29/2013) [-]
1:25-27, meaning man was created after the other animals in a timeline, 2:18-19 meaning man was created before the other animals in authority.
You're welcome.
#162 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I thought atheists were supposed to be smart....
I thought atheists were supposed to be smart....
#197 - morstactica (01/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>MFW people won't just let people believe in what they believe in

Come on guys. Even the most zealous Christian has to admit that the Bible was writting by the jews in Babylon. It is written by human hands, and therefore not perfect. no reason to say "HUR DUR Y'ALL IS SUUURE DUMB FER HAVIN FAITH". How about you pick on Islam or Hinduism? Oh wait, we can only pick on White American Christians or we're racist. Honestly? It makes me sick.

Good ******* night FJ.
#313 - kraykan (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If i may clarify, genesis 1:25 means he was created later in time. Gen 2:18 means he is greater, more important, Placed before other animals. But pretty funny nontheless.
#273 - Unoriginal (01/29/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Time for kids to argue about topics they don't understand in the comments...
#246 - thegreatbizzo (01/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#322 - suewingyu (01/29/2013) [-]
MFW Religion Posts.
MFW Religion Posts.
User avatar #223 - arsonistchapel (01/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Go take a Theology class before you think you're the genius that cracks the Bible.
User avatar #189 - HunterAsesino (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Genesis 1 - God creates the animals
Genesis 2 - God creates "copies" of each animal right next to Adam so he can name them
#325 - thebestofmurder (01/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Oh look at that, another religion post pointing out a section in the bible next to another section of the bible taken completely out of context.
User avatar #351 to #337 - monkee (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm not atheist, but having the audaciy to call their beliefs stupid and ignorant just shows what a cancer sore you are.
Strangely enough, they think the same about yours. You'll never agree, because religion has yet to be phased out or become a worldwide phenomena. Why not try to respect people no matter what you're arguing about? I don't tell the butthurt muslims that they're stuipid and ignorant, even if they're telling me I don't need an education because I'm a woman. Because it's their right to believe in what they want. Respect atheists the same way.
#167 - buttholee (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just says that man named the animals not made after him
#93 - izdabomb (01/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dafuq you talking about. Of course something isn't going to make sense if it's been taken out of context.

Genesis 2:18-22
"18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.

But for Adam[f] no suitable helper was found. 21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man."

Summary: God says hey Adam find yourself a friend amongst all the animals I created. Adam doesn't like the animals, and so God creates Eve for him.

User avatar #371 - LassieIsCool (01/29/2013) [-]
From 'The New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures'

Gen 1 25-27: And god proceeded to make the wild beast of the earth according to it's kind and the domestic animal according to it's kind and every moving animal to the ground according to it's kind. And God got to see it was good.
And God went on to say: "Let us make man in our own image, according to our likeness, and let them have in subjection the fish of the sea and flying creatures of the heaven and the domestic animals and all the earth and every moving animal that is moving upon the earth.
And God proceeded to create the man in his image, in God's image he created him, male and female he created them.

Gen 2 18-19: And Jehovah God went on to say: " It is not good for the man to continue by himself. I am going to make a helper for him, as completed of him.
Now Jehovah God was forming from the ground every wild beast of the field and every flying creature from the heavens, and he begun bringing them to the man to see what he would call each one; and whatever the man would call it, each living soul, that was its name.

So. 1 25-27 He's making animals then man. In 2 18-19 He is bringing the animal to man to show him so he can name them. He is not making them again.
#310 - thehornynazi (01/29/2013) [-]
My opinion on religion.
User avatar #253 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
1.PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
2.EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen
3.MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.
4.JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I
5.GEN 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
GEN 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.


go home bible, you're drunk. i have more but i am running out of characters
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