Your move Atheists. . File: -( 5 KB, 200x200, Kakuna, jpg) First of all let say you catch a Weedle. Well your‘ Needle is a badass. He even knows Poison Sting an
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File: -( 5 KB, 200x200, Kakuna, jpg)
First of all let say you catch a Weedle.
Well your‘ Needle is a badass. He even knows Poison Sting and ! **** yeah right? You can slow **** down and then blast it with poison.
Ya' ll become best buds, attackin, faintin, leveyan, etc. when all ofa sudden. SAM! Level T Bitches.
What? Weedle is "Evolving"!
OMG OMG OMG. Weedle evolved into Kahuna!
Kahuna learned Harden! ***** Yes!
but wait,
Let' s say instead attatching that Weedle, you wait a bit, maybe use some other pokemon? Then you are casually strolling along in Viridian forest and SAM! ************ Kahuna slams out of the bushes! OH **** !
Kahuna' s about to **** your **** upl
Kahuna used Harden. Kahuna used Harden. Kahuna used Harden. Kahuna used Harden.
Ladies and Gentlemen. Do you know WHY Kahuna only used Harden? He only used Harden because Harden was the only thing he knows how to do.
You see, these Kahunas never knew Poison Sting or . These Kahunas were created only knowing Harden. They did not Evolve from Weedles, otherwise they would know these other attacks.
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#5 - manbearpiglet (02/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#1 - froggets has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#6 to #1 - wargod ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
#7 - kanatana ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #608042 at Friendly ** I technically have to accept this.
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #608042 at Friendly ** I technically have to accept this.
#20 - blademontane (02/02/2014) [-]
Richard Dawkins fw
#19 - debunny (02/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
kakuna wears a tie.
User avatar #13 - namnori (02/01/2014) [-]
It's because wild pokemans inbreed and are retarded
#18 - thismustbeseen (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How is this an argument for christianity?

How even is this a joke about an argument for christianity?

I can't find the funny. Jokexplain help!
#22 to #18 - jokexplain (02/02/2014) [-]
it's not an argument for or against christianity,
it's an argument for creationism, against evolution.
you see, creationists don't think we have anything in common with other primates [they're our cousins, not our ancestors, but let that slide for the sake of argument];
kakuna evolves from weedle, but he shares no moves with it - and in this metaphor, the moveset is a bit like the pokemon's DNA.
if darwinism applied to pokemon, kakuna would still have at least a couple moves left from Weedle.
#17 - dzimo (02/02/2014) [-]
#15 - goldenbooster (02/02/2014) [-]
So... are Pokemon real now?  If so, that would be 						*******					 awesome.
So... are Pokemon real now? If so, that would be ******* awesome.
User avatar #33 - inyerfase (06/06/2014) [-]
yes, because we are all pokemon
#27 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at I'm blue **
#26 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at BLARHG BOOM LOOT **
User avatar #24 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2014) [-]
Probably because those weedles that evolved into kakuna didn't have the chance or need to know poison sting or string shot. They merely couldve been peacful creatures and just evolved and learned harden instead of being in battle where they had to learn to be offensive before evolution.

evolution:1 christian: 0
#14 - hybridxproject (02/01/2014) [-]
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#11 - travrob (02/01/2014) [-]
**travrob rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at all glory to... ** neither christian nor atheist, but that kind of makes sense.
**travrob rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at all glory to... ** neither christian nor atheist, but that kind of makes sense.
User avatar #10 - doctormonty (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
so does that mean evolution makes things that were created better?
#28 - horigis (02/02/2014) [-]
pokemon is ****
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