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You Atheists need to consider this.

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Submitted: 01/08/2013
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#1 - princesslilian (01/08/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#11 - tricksandshit (01/08/2013) [-]
I lost it when tissues.
#2 - shadowspeaker (01/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
ok, dude i cant tell if you are trying to roll or if you actually think these arguments, which are complete ******** , actually prove anything.
User avatar #4 to #2 - aesis (01/08/2013) [-]
You honestly need help to wonder if someone would believe these arguments?
#13 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Never argue with an idiot, as he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
#15 to #13 - KungFuZerO (01/08/2013) [-]
Mark Twain was a bad ass
User avatar #32 - ponchosdm (01/10/2013) [-]
if god is muslim
why gooby pls?

christians: 0
xbox: 1
User avatar #22 - stillnotbob (01/09/2013) [-]
I enjoyed reading this. XD
#12 - tixelux (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ehh i dont think the sun is a circle.
#16 to #12 - KungFuZerO (01/08/2013) [-]
Its a sphere but still
#33 - dotasaurus (01/16/2013) [-]
-If god doesn't exist, how come we don't drown when we drink water? Easy, We mutated Gills in our throat that splits the water into oxygen and hydrogen, which then is deposited directly into our bladder/lungs respectively

- If intelligent design is false, how come my hand is shaped perfectly to fit into a glove? Not So easy, See....Latex has figured out how to think for itself, and in its promiscuity it has decided that it wanted our fingers inside her ALL THE TIME.

- If science is right, how come the sun, which is a star, is a circle? It's a star as in Hollywood star...."FABULOUS"

- If god doesn't exist, how come Capri-sonnes come with straws? The tasty drink managed to scientifically prove that it could become even more ****** tasty with a funnel straight to the brain. But, being that science isnt that advanced yet, it had to settle with evolving a Straw.

- If god doesn't exist, how come another tissue pops up in the box when I take one? Tissues can watch you masturbate, Bro code man, Bro code.
#38 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
Either a troll or an idiot.
#35 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
- If god doesn't exist, how come we don't drown when we drink water? What dotasaurus said...
- If intelligent design is false, how come my hand is shaped perfectly to fit into a glove? The hand wasn't made for the glove,the glove was made for the hand.
- If science is right, how come the sun, which is a star, is a circle? It's a sphere :l
- If god doesn't exist, how come Capri-sonnes come with straws? Because humans made a straw for it.
- If god doesn't exist, how come another tissue pops up in the box when I take one? Because humans designed it that way

Athiests:1
Christans:0

Is some one butthurt?
#14 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
There are never any stupid questions just stupid people.
#9 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey buddy gods fake there is no god if there was a god there wouldnt be these monstrosities on earth kys and go tell your "god"
User avatar #19 - MOFOJOYO (01/08/2013) [-]
I dont believe in god, but I am also not an Atheist, because the universe is chaos and chaos picks favorites. And lately I have been thinking about how much I love Jesus, because Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippy, peace activist who said drop out to find God to anybody who would listen. While turning water into space bags with lowlifes and anarchists
#21 - marose (01/09/2013) [-]
when they put the tissues in the box they are folded together on the sides so that when you pulll it the tissue comes out as the fold is pulled but come apart when it gets stuck on the tissue beneath it meaning onlly the one your pulling on comes out
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