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User avatar #105 - RandomAnonGuy (01/05/2014) [-]
Makes about as much sense to me as half the actual sins in [Insert holy text here]
#101 - morskoj (01/05/2014) [-]
Buhdism, anyone?
User avatar #104 to #101 - badmotorfinger (01/05/2014) [-]
it's not really a religion as it is a way of life. kinda like Bushido
User avatar #111 to #104 - morskoj (01/05/2014) [-]
I've never heard of that. That's pretty cool!

All knightly and **** .
#102 to #101 - teamrocketninja (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, needs more holy wars.
Nah, needs more holy wars.
User avatar #103 to #102 - morskoj (01/05/2014) [-]
Let's talk about war over tea in the garden.
User avatar #95 - oxybeans (01/05/2014) [-]
The things people here would do for a thumb...
******* pathetic.
#88 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
>MFW people in this thread
#78 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
steve jobs was Buddhist you idiot
User avatar #99 to #78 - mysticana (01/05/2014) [-]
Didn't he believe in Buddhism as a moral guidance instead of a religion? We had this same discussion the last time this was posted.
User avatar #82 to #78 - ozzkey (01/05/2014) [-]
Buddhists can be atheists and steve jobs was one you idiot
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#46 - iraldir (01/05/2014) [-]
Actually Steve Jobs is buddhist.
User avatar #60 to #46 - gagapeepapcuyler (01/05/2014) [-]
#58 to #46 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Most Buddhists are Atheists. Buddhism requires no gods.
User avatar #57 to #46 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Most buddhists are atheists since buddhists don't believe in a deity.
#44 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
What verse or course of scripture are they basing that off of?

Also if this is a matter of pride, make sure you don't use a good portion of advancements as an atheist.
#42 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Bronson - Let's Party With The Loonies ! ("It's A Sin - Pet Shop Boys") religion in a nutshell
#41 - baloonpuppy (01/05/2014) [-]
Its ok as long as you like and share a picture of jesus on your wall. Otherwise the bible clearly says you will go to hell. Picture unrelated.
#20 - dehumanizer ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Atheists arent allowed to eat bread because it is the body of Christ.

Also this content is **** and a rerererepost
#52 to #20 - eating (01/05/2014) [-]
yea but bread existed way before jesus

by that logic, lets say spaghetti is body of flying spaghetti monster, and now every other religion is forbiden from eating spaghetti
User avatar #80 to #52 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
A FSM joke? In 2014? Go sit in the corner.
#89 to #80 - eating (01/05/2014) [-]
fsm was just example
User avatar #90 to #89 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I still hate it.
#94 to #90 - eating (01/05/2014) [-]
well, i cant do anything about that
well, i cant do anything about that
#53 to #52 - dehumanizer ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #20 - gadgetzan ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Except an atheist doesn't care whether he does something "religious" like that, because he doesn't believe it anyway.
#33 to #32 - dehumanizer ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
>doesent get the joke
#37 to #33 - stealthfoxbrony ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
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#40 to #37 - dehumanizer ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #20 - ozzkey (01/05/2014) [-]
Wine is blood of Christ.
Jesus convert water to wine.
So we can't drink water either ? Oh **** !
#18 - captainpooters (01/05/2014) [-]
just because something is made by an athiest doesnt mean its a sin to use it as long as you are not going to use it to harm any one
#59 to #18 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Some people, like my grandmother, don't understand that concept.
#16 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/05/2014) [-]
oh and by the way the correct answer is 'no it isn't a sin'.
#45 to #35 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
How is it a sin?
#55 to #48 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Thanks for answering the question jerk off.
#87 to #77 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Whatever, **** you!

Narrowminded ********
User avatar #109 to #87 - RandomAnonGuy (01/05/2014) [-]
"Orly" as in "No **** "
#11 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Bill Gates is agnostic
User avatar #23 to #11 - drekinn (01/05/2014) [-]
atheist agnostic, any semi intellectual human will know that no claim can be 100% proven, 99.9% of all current atheists are actually agnostic but atheist agnostic, they don't think you can prove god exists and they don't believe god does exist.
#116 to #23 - masterboll (01/08/2014) [-]
>any semi intellectual human will know that no claim can be 100% proven
>99.9% of all current atheists are actually agnostic

nice try at trying to make 99.9% of atheists seem like semi intellectual humans

the majority of atheists that ive came across dont even know that claims can never be 100% poven, this is usually something which needs to be taught in education
User avatar #117 to #116 - drekinn (01/08/2014) [-]
well it's exactly opposite for all atheists i know, see how that's not an argument? you based your reasoning on a few individual cases you personally know, this is a very annoying logical fallacy, you can read about it here

and you even used the strawman argument, i assume intellectuals know nothing can be 100% proven and then i explain what being atheist agnostic means, in which you don't think god exists and don't think anybody can prove it, never did i say that was the same thing. and there's a thing called evidence which serve to support, refute, or modify a scientific hypothesis or theory, not call it true, this is a convenient thing to believe, believing in prayer is not convenient because it is not supported by any evidence.
User avatar #13 to #11 - christmouth ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Agnosticism is the lazy man's atheist
#4 - tittylovin (01/05/2014) [-]
Their face when you use their inventions to make fedora jokes.
#2 - habasparkz (01/05/2014) [-]
So before the huge religion debate, I would just like to say, every religion has its stupid people. Case ******* closed.
#110 to #2 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Scroll down to watch an argument between butthurt athiests and butthurt Christians.
User avatar #5 to #2 - wecanworkitout (01/05/2014) [-]
atheism isn't a religion..
#115 to #5 - masterboll (01/08/2014) [-]
but it still has its stupid people
User avatar #100 to #5 - douthit (01/05/2014) [-]
They sure peach at people like it is.
User avatar #98 to #5 - mephiblis (01/05/2014) [-]
It kinda is with these new ******* atheists emerging from the basements
User avatar #92 to #5 - pastmemories (01/05/2014) [-]
10.4No religion
10.5Other, n.i.e.

according to canadian statistics atheism is not the same as having no religon, which means a religon is involved.
User avatar #107 to #92 - RandomAnonGuy (01/05/2014) [-]
That'd make sense, but we don't define words by Canadian statistics.
A religion is a large community with certain common beliefs and dogmas, pretty commonly a holy text, and a form of worship. The only thing that really ties atheists together is not worshiping a deity. We can be pretty dogmatic and we're definitely a community, but we're not a religion.
User avatar #76 to #5 - xchewsifferx (01/05/2014) [-]
Any system of belief that has a large following (or small for that matter), is bound to have some less than intelligent people within that following.

As a Christian there are other Christians that i have met that i've wanted to strangle, because of how close minded they sound.

I'm sure many Atheists have met other Atheists who they thought were pretty stupid as well.
#86 to #76 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
You sound pretty closeminded as well...

Wanting to chok people for being ignorant is pretty closeminded.
User avatar #91 to #86 - xchewsifferx (01/05/2014) [-]
I would like to think that i'm rather open minded.

Perhaps i shouldn't have said choke, it should have beenn taken more as an expression than literally.

I don't think that that becoming frustrated with someone, due to their ignorance makes me close minded. But if it does, I suppose i should find a way to correct myself
User avatar #73 to #5 - psykojet (01/05/2014) [-]
Technically it is a lack of a religion, but so is Agnosticism.
User avatar #71 to #5 - voltkills ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
im an atheist and even i think its a religion
User avatar #61 to #5 - beestrogue (01/05/2014) [-]
What is your profile pic..?
#62 to #61 - confusedasian (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm trying to figure that out myself. I have a theory on what it is, but I sure hope it's not what I think it is.
User avatar #67 to #62 - wecanworkitout (01/05/2014) [-]
just a guys back with lotion on it
#68 to #67 - confusedasian (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh, thank the Lord. I'm just really sick minded then.
Oh, thank the Lord. I'm just really sick minded then.
#49 to #5 - skiskate ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Atheism is not a religion but It is believing that there is no higher power. I think people consider it a religion because there definition of religion is belief, even if it is in nothing.
User avatar #69 to #49 - erikus (01/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call it religion but belief.

Because a religion has rules and ceremonies and a lot of people who reunite because of it. Atheism is just "Ok I don't think there's a God so yeah ok".

I mean you don't say agnosticism is a religion so why say the same about the atheists.
User avatar #81 to #54 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Too late. You atheists always fall for this **** .
User avatar #83 to #81 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Poe's law is a bitch ain't it.
User avatar #84 to #83 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
#36 to #21 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
1. Nothing about atheism says you have to be a supporter of science, it doesn't have any dogmas other than "not-theism." Nothing about atheism says you have to listen to theoretical science. Also, atheism doesn't actually say anything about being religious, it just says you don't believe in gods. It's not a religion, but it can be an attribute of one.

2. Nothing about atheism says you have to congregate. Also, just because something has group meetings - or even congregations - doesn't make it religious. Atheism doesn't have a "word," as it doesn't have any books like the bible. No, The God Delusion is not necessary for atheism.

3. It turns out that in a world with billions of people, some people are both atheists and ******** and much like other ******** , they scream loud. Still doesn't compare to making laws preventing atheists from holding office in certain states.

4. In every discussion about opinions, everyone says their own is the best. They wouldn't hold it otherwise.

#38 to #36 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
5. A faith is not the same as faith. You can have faith in people, objects and just about everything else without making it religious. Again, nothing about atheism says you must or must not have faith in something. Sure, there is no way to prove or disprove gods, but there's also no way to disprove invisible ethereal unicorns. Does that make me an aunicornist for not believing they are there? Am I also an atrollist? Afairist, alochnessoist, awitchist, adragonist? Should I follow the codex of the Adeptus Astartes in the off chance that Space Marines and the God-Emperor exists? They all have the same amount of inclination to believe in them: none. Both Hitchen's Razor and Occam's Razor takes care of that.

Finally, before you feel superior for pointing out that I'm all anon, that does not invalidate my claims one bit and the only reason you'd take the time to point it out is because you don't have anything else.
User avatar #17 to #5 - tazzerz (01/05/2014) [-]
But it still has stupid people who seem to treat it like it is, Going around calling people "Idiotic" and "Retarded" because they believe in a religion.
User avatar #9 to #5 - lyiat ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Relgion - Noun - An organized collection of beliefs, cultural systems, and world views that relate humanity to an order of existence.

Atheism - Noun - 1. Disbelief in or denial of the existence of God or gods.
2. The doctrine that there is no God or gods.

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Yeah, you keep telling yourself it isn't a religion.
#47 to #9 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
ok where is the system? do they meet up and talk about how there is no god every sunday? most of them as most religiose people do just accept what they believe and get on with thier life.
User avatar #34 to #9 - frutus (01/05/2014) [-]
The thing is, most normal atheists don't give a **** . As in, don't get involved in anything that has to do with religion or religious discussions. They simply don't care about religion or the fact that they are considerer atheist.
If you ask them what they believe, they most likely say "Nothing. Can we move on?"
Therefore, it's not a religion. It's not a cultural system, it has nothing to do with science or how the world began. They simply don't know and don't care.

Then there's the ******** who are no better than the people they slander.
#22 to #9 - jukuku (01/05/2014) [-]
Internet definitions hardly justify your premise, dumb ass.
User avatar #24 to #22 - lyiat ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're going to totally ignore that Merriem-Webster is a real publication and an official dictionary that I purchased in a store and is currently sitting on my bookshelf behind me.
#25 to #24 - jukuku (01/05/2014) [-]
No but I am saying that it is far more complicated than just an arbitrary definition, the standards we apply to things are more in-depth than literal definitions from a dictionary. If I say something sarcastically, a dictionary isn't going to help you interpret what I am actually saying, same goes for cultural definitions of things.
User avatar #27 to #25 - lyiat ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Only by atheism's definition is atheism not a religion. This is comparable to a cat not defining itself as a cat.

Atheism is A (Anti) Thiest (Belief in at least one God). It is the belief that there is no dieties, that there is no afterlife. It is an idealogy based on the unprovable, following theistic science rather than actual science on the nature of the super-natural. The fact that it dismisses the existence of such is irrelevant. The only 'non' religion is agnosticism, as they make no definite claims. Atheists require faith just as much as any Theist, Christian, Muslim, or Pagan due to unbackable, unscientific claims.

Atheism makes a religious, spiritual statement by denying the fact that God and the after-life exists. It has organization (atheistic groups, churches, and functions) and consistent belief, raising it above cult status (deviant, non-consistent philosophy). It is a religion. I don't understand what problem you people have with it being a religion, but that is the true nature of it.
User avatar #108 to #27 - RandomAnonGuy (01/05/2014) [-]
Uh, no. Atheism is A (A) Theist (One who worships a deity.) The prefix A means lack of. As in amoral, apathetic, agnostic.
#56 to #27 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
You can believe in an afterlife, spirits, and even space aliens and still be an Atheist. As long as you don't believe specifically in any gods, you are an Atheist.
#28 to #27 - jukuku (01/05/2014) [-]
"It is the belief that there is no dieties"

No, it is a lack of belief in gods which is substantially different than the assertion that no gods exist whatsoever.
User avatar #29 to #28 - lyiat ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
No, atheism is an assertion, a definitive statement. Agnosticism is accepting the possibility, but not necessarily believing in it.
#30 to #29 - jukuku (01/05/2014) [-]
Agnosticism is redundant. Ever hear of agnostic atheism?
#51 to #30 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
agnostic atheism just means you are leaning one way. It like a moderate who leans toward the democratic side of things. Agnostic by definition means that you do not think anyone can possible know therefore do not hold any firm beliefs yourself. That however does not mean you can't think one thing more likely than the others.
User avatar #12 to #9 - metalmind ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
It looks like more of a sunday fun club for disbelievers who can't do without the community spirit of a church.
But atheism itself is nothing more than the disbelief in god claims, and anything beyond that is a missuse of the term.
User avatar #14 to #12 - lyiat ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
The moment atheism became an organized movement, it became a religion It meets the strict definition of a religion, and is acknowledged by multiple governments as such. Your continued denial is irrelevant.
User avatar #15 to #14 - metalmind ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
No, because it is not atheism anymore, it is more than that.
Just because some organisation that congregates calles themselves "atheist" somewhere in their name does not make atheism a religion.
In the same way that the KKK is a christian organisation, but that does not mean that all christians are racist and that christanity is a racistic organisation.
User avatar #10 to #9 - wecanworkitout (01/05/2014) [-]
I've just heard so many ties that it isn't, but if I'm wrong I'm wrong
User avatar #8 to #5 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
When atheists stop treating it like it is, I will stop calling it one.
User avatar #50 to #8 - bthebigoldb **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
That would be like me saying when Muslims quit bombing people, I'll quit calling them terrorists or me saying when Christians quit hating gays I'll quit calling them bigots. Your statement is as ignorant and ill thought out as the arguments moronic atheists have. Most atheists don't treat it that way, so you shouldn't assume that we all share the same view.
******* dickhead.
User avatar #112 to #50 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
if it were an absence of belief, and not it's own belief system, then atheists would not form their own groups and organizations
#70 to #50 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Actually... If muslims stopped bombing people, I think everyone would stop calling them terrorists... And if christians didn't hate gays, I'm pretty sure people would no longer call them bigots....
User avatar #113 to #70 - bthebigoldb **User deleted account** (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the people that call them bigots and terrorists are the idiots who don't actually know any non-extremist fanatics. Calling muslims terrorists is just as low as racism. You are generalizing, and the fact that you think it's okay, just shows you lack any sense of critical thinking and would probably been easily swayed into being one of the people who blindly and virulently derided the black community in America.
#85 to #70 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Christians would still be called bigots, because hating gays is just a tiny fraction of all the stupid **** they preach.
#93 to #85 - zeittergiest (01/05/2014) [-]
>implying actual Christians preach hating anything
#19 to #7 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Golly gee whizz, one irrelevant news article called atheism a religion? THAT MEANS IT MUST BE A RELIGION HAHAHA.

Seriously though you're a ******* retard.
#26 to #19 - zenrath (01/05/2014) [-]
Did you even see the article? athiests have actually made churches.

You intolerant, self-loathing hippocretes, rag on various religions due to single ******** , but dont take notice when the same happens to your faith. (Atheism is a faith, if you dont understand the word faith, then theres no point for you to ever be in this conversation)
User avatar #72 to #26 - erikus (01/05/2014) [-]
Faith != Belief

I don't have faith in the inexistence of a god, I BELIEVE there is no god.

And that "some people" has made a church it doesn't ****** mean they represent anyone. They are just a bunch of idiotic people going full retarted.

Just because your "faith" sucks for you already , doesn't mean you have to ruin other people thinking and devaluate it.

If we respect yours, you respect ours.
#114 to #72 - zenrath (01/06/2014) [-]
Both are synonyms. And you have faith in yourself for that belief.

Either way, the definition of faith applies. Faith != God belief
User avatar #3 to #2 - ssjkirby ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Name one stupid scientologist.
#6 to #3 - bendingtimeisgood (01/05/2014) [-]
Name one smart scientologist.
#1 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #75 to #1 - oosime (01/05/2014) [-]
grow up.
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