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Submitted: 01/31/2013
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User avatar #8 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (02/01/2013) [+] (28 replies)
>Implying the life of Jesus is the only thing in the bible
>Implying the bible is not supposed to make us better people
>Implying everything in the bible should be interpreted word for word (This makes the worst Christians and the worst Atheists)
#12 to #8 - duskmane (02/01/2013) [-]
>Implying you're the leading authority on the bible.
>Implying you're the leading authority on the bible.
#28 - CIS White Male (02/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Is it possible to be an atheist and not show your ass every chance you get?
#36 - sniffalot (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That part is a little questionable.
#1 - CIS White Male (02/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Check for loss of Virginity if the hymen is intact..... well **** .
#4 to #1 - CIS White Male (02/01/2013) [-]
Many women are born without a hymen / break it during gymnastics or some **** .
User avatar #2 - thepyras (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't think many people believed Mary either at the time, but this is one of the things I've thought for Joseph many times. It would be really difficult for me to go through with marrying my fiance who was pregnant with a child that wasn't mine. That takes dedication.
User avatar #37 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well it worked on that retarded US soldier who was in the middle east then came back to his girl and a black baby
, his girlfriend said she got pregnant watching interracial porn in 3d
User avatar #71 - theshadowed (02/01/2013) [-]
Hooray for all the CHristians, Atheists and Agnostics who can't take jokes!

We seriously don't need your religious views in the comments.What you should be doing is:
Laugh
Thumb
(Optional) Comment something humourus
Move the **** on
#52 - CIS White Male (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
could someone explain why it seems like all atheists have a giant stick shoved up their ass when it comes to religion?
#80 - CIS White Male (02/01/2013) [-]
Half the top comments here are about how Christians can take a joke, and the other half are about how atheists are dicks for making it. Lolwut?

There are jokes about a girl drinking bleach or Muslims being violent or Conservatives or Liberals being stupid, but when it comes to one quip about Christianity it suddenly becomes too much. This is even about a literal interpretation of the bible, which everyone says is stupid to believe, so why is anyone getting all uppity about it?
User avatar #66 - phatsno (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why atheists and the religious cannot understand one another:

Being a religious person but having a very strong agnostic character allows one to understand the relative existence of the spiritual world on earth according to religion. Yet, they should not be so stupid as to think that human reasoning will allow one to understand the spiritual world; rather spiritual guidance is needed to understand all that is spiritual. In other words, how can any human who does not seek spiritual guidance ever hope to understand what is spiritual? How can the man who claims there is no God and no spiritual life after death and judgement from the Almighty claim to understand enough of this spiritual world in order to secede themselves from that level and claim to be higher or smarter than the average religious man or woman.

That is human reasoning. And spiritual understanding cannot come with a closed mind.
#87 to #66 - CIS White Male (02/01/2013) [-]
The reason isn't that one side understands spirtual 'guidance' while the other doesn't. It's because we are human. Our brains hate anything we don't don't agree with.

Look at it like teenagers who have different music tastes. One will bitch at the other for liking rock music, saying classical is the **** ; while the other bitches back. Not all of them are going to bitch at each other over it, just a lot do. It doesn't mean they don't understand what the other music is. It just means they don't like it/agree with it.

An Athiest could understand a Christian's reason for believing in a god and still find it stupid, and vice versa.
#62 - ThpiderMan (02/01/2013) [-]
Honestly, imo, anyone who's completely ardent and outspoken about their beliefs is a cunt, whether that's religion or atheism.  Don't blindly hate someone because a book tells you too, while the same book damns you all the same for getting a piercing or a tattoo.  Don't be a condescending dick to someone because they faith, because faith doesn't mean the absolute dismissal of science and logic, like many atheists believe, there are just some who need that spark to keep them going, to give them something to fight for when they have nothing else.  You never know someone else's story.   
   
Like the old adage goes, just because you're proud of it, don't shove it down other peoples throats, whether its your dick or your beliefs.
Honestly, imo, anyone who's completely ardent and outspoken about their beliefs is a cunt, whether that's religion or atheism. Don't blindly hate someone because a book tells you too, while the same book damns you all the same for getting a piercing or a tattoo. Don't be a condescending dick to someone because they faith, because faith doesn't mean the absolute dismissal of science and logic, like many atheists believe, there are just some who need that spark to keep them going, to give them something to fight for when they have nothing else. You never know someone else's story.

Like the old adage goes, just because you're proud of it, don't shove it down other peoples throats, whether its your dick or your beliefs.
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User avatar #6 - garvielxloken (02/01/2013) [-]
Well, I'd have no choice but to beat my daughter for heresy! (I would just like to clarify that I am joking)
#24 - CIS White Male (02/01/2013) [-]
I wonder if I were to have a children, particularly twins, one would be christ and the other the anti-christ.
User avatar #27 - xsap (02/01/2013) [-]
that has got to be the lamest excuse for why she got pregnant ever "oh god did it"... we all know she ****** her neighbor Muhammad
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