This group was created for humor by a bunch of my friends, here's the story of us creating a religion, interesting **** will ensue, there is no TL;DR so skip is the only option if you are too lazy to read. This group is made for atheist to enjoy (and abuse) religious rights.
One evening after school my friends and I were openly discussing about misogynism, genocide, and mass group suicide, a normal day as always, until a nearby science teacher catches us. She said that my friends needed to go report with the counsellors, saying that what we discussed is "morally wrong."
Being the bottomless septic asshole my friend is, he mentioned that we are part a religious group (some **** we came up with the day before and never really took seriously) called "The Church of Zawnektot" and it is in our rights to discuss our morals and practicing rites, the teacher let us off with a warning and told us not to drag people into our stupid cult activities and not to shove our belief down people's throats.
With this wide escape our friends have decided to take this to a whole new level, we went on everyday crusades in the name of our prophet Zawnektot, no killing, to converting, no talking, just walking, can you believe nobody ******* noticed? Anyways our church is simply hell bent on abusing religious rights, we started wearing hats in class in class, saying head accessories are a must in the worship of Zawnektot (with real passion of course, to make it believable) and the teachers ****** right off. Since this was just made this religion it is very very VERY malliable and we can just make any thing possible (we can even say that the use of cannabis part of our religious rite to smoke and worship).
-November 5th is an official holiday
-Our Holy book is called the Wibl'an (no idea why, you don't even have to read)
-Our god's name is Tchu'an (omniscent, omnipotent, but uncaring and malivolent, he has no plan for us, as we get to choose either to moderate the universe after we die or become reincarnated to live another trial)
-Our prophet is the black, homosexual, communist, Zawnektot (Christian nightmare I know)
-Our rights are as follows: We do anything that don't affect the living rights of other people eg: we can't smoke indoors, hit people, or steal. (ten commandments all applied)
This is simply an activist version of FSM, with more activities and **** to do.
here's the group: www.facebook.com/groups/177964692317880/#!/grou...