I AM THE GREY SHOWER.....not sure if kinky >.>

The Black Kittens

The black bedpost

Scratch that. There was a book next to my chair. So I am the black book. Neat.

orange subwoofer

white unicorn

Red Hooker.

the tan wall.. hmm i could work with this.

red wall.

Purple Blanket.....alll riiiiiiiight.

The Black Sledgehammer?



am i an african american porn actor or a super hero????

the white blanket-this magnificent hero has the wonderful ability to keep you warm at night

THE BLUE REMOTE!

FWOOOOOOSH!

Black Monster.

It's a monster can.

Olive Quarter?
okay

Green Lantern, Not fucking joking peeps.... how the fuck did that happen?

what makes it funnier is i'm black too...

Why the shit are you sitting next to a lantern?

I had found the old ass thing and was like "oh cool, and old lantern" got lazy, after looking, sat it down to browse funnyjunk.

A'right

LOOL Green Lantern bitcheeeees

Again, why are you sitting next to a lantern? You have a computer screen.

White Keys

Black fan.

computer man

blue droid

White Tim Burton's Batman

I have one of those, too.

Grey nintendo ds

Blue wall.

black contoller

dammit xbox

black mouse. i like it.

Navy Blue Desk Ornament.



wat

Shirtless speaker....
Seems legit.

white bouncyballs

too bad its object to your right

Black PB&J

The grey pizza box............................

I am........ The Shirtless Cheeseburger

The white pillow
obviously a kick ass superhero.

Skinportrait?
SKINHEAD

The brown trident
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg

The Red Trident Layers.

The Black Wall ... oh god why

YOU SHALL NEVER PASS, THE BLACK WALL!!!!!!!!

sounds to me that you are some some big burly black guy that stands in the way of cut purses and and after they ram into you and almost knock themselves out you beat the shit out of them and return the purse to the person it was stolen from and drag the thief to the cops.
pic related, its who i instantly thought of

its not so bad after all

Naked Jack Daniels. I'm okay with that!

The Green Lamp...
I'm okay with this.

The un-finished experiment number 104-968 was meant to be a wielder of good and unity. He was meant to illuminate a green color whilst mad. Every day for 20 years they got him madder and madder to test his powers. But he had enough. One day when the experiment escaped with rage and had no clue what to use his powers for he dwelled to evil. Every day he wondered if he did the right thing but everyday he would help in more and more robberies. but one week the man was no where to be found. Until this day people wondered what happened to the Green lamp..? I couldnt think for making this one..

i like how you're making back storys.

well thank you..

I am... The Black Mouse!

If I didn't have the mouse I would be the Black Dragonfly.

He is the copy of the original blue mouse. He is the faster and stronger version of the blue mouse. But is the Black mouse better than the Blue?

I say no...never should of trained a sidekick

?black mouse is evil

The Red Belkin?


I can live with that.

Black Knife

He can manipulation the human body. He knows ever presser-point known to man. he jabs so hard he is called the....Black knife!

yeah that sounds about right

Blue Mouse....its a computer mouse so i guess im a tech hero

He can control almost any machine just by a thought. He can beat a super-computer at chest. He is the mighty......Blue mouse!

Black trape

Im black so i hide in dark places and where robbers run by I tangle them with my trape-ness

White Backscratcher

whats your power?