The Worst Tip Ever. Pope Francis would not be proud of this tip... I hate when people say "I'll pray for you" despite being able to help me directly swiggity swooty jesus wants yo booty
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User avatar #6 - hellomynameisbill (11/13/2013) [+] (34 replies)
I hate when people say "I'll pray for you" despite being able to help me directly
#25 - Byte (11/13/2013) [-]
Ooooo that pisses me off. This 			****		 just turns people AWAY from Christianity. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy went home and sacrificed an infant to satan for this.   
   
As a Christian who isn't an asshole, I'd leave one of these, then on the other side I'd put "Scared you, didn't I? : )" and have $20 taped to it.
Ooooo that pisses me off. This **** just turns people AWAY from Christianity. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy went home and sacrificed an infant to satan for this.

As a Christian who isn't an asshole, I'd leave one of these, then on the other side I'd put "Scared you, didn't I? : )" and have $20 taped to it.
#9 - stevolo (11/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You are now aware that it looks like it says "TEARS"
User avatar #123 - jukuku (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Go to a church and put it in the collection basket.
#8 - muffinofrage (11/13/2013) [-]
Me and my dad found one of these at a small restaurant and spent about 20 minutes trying to find the guy who dropped it. OFW we opened it up.
User avatar #51 - RandomAnonGuy (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Imminent mild rage rant.
4 months ago I became an uncle. Unfortunately for my sister, my beautiful little niece tried to come out forehead first. No human has ever been successfully born forehead first, both the mother and the child die in the process, so she needed a C-section. Which the nurses, being incredibly incompetent, didn't realize, and the doctor, being incredibly busy, wasn't around to figure out until several hours into the event. My sister went through hours of agonizing pain, the worst variation of childbirth imaginable, before being cut open to save her life.
Fifteen minutes after she comes out, before her family got to see her, while she was still incomprehensible and her husband was freaking the **** out because she could have died, some bitch wanders in and puts a pamphlet on their table.
I don't hate religious people. I do like to argue and I'll happily debate a particular topic with particular kinds of people at particular times. More power to you if you're religious and you'd usually be welcome to give me or my family information on your religion if you honestly believe you're doing a good thing, even if I disagree with you.
This particular pamphlet however contained the phrase "The child is not yours, but gods"
The entire thing was nothing but some ********* cuntwipes attempt to convert a half hour old baby to their cult while the mother is still drugged.
How the **** does someone have the ******* gall to go into the room of any woman who has just spent hours in labour, months carrying the kid around, potentially years trying to conceive, and tell them and their partner that they had nothing to do with their beautiful baby, then walk away and think that they're a good person for it?
That woman is a cunt. All her friends are cunts. All her blood relatives are cunts. Everyone who shares her point of view are cunts. They have all been cunts their entire life and will continue to be cunts until they die.
Cunts.
User avatar #112 - douevensax (11/13/2013) [-]
As a Christian I gotta say that is one massive A-hole move. Both putting a bad impression of the religion, witholding money from those who need it., and being rude.
#14 - PolarFroster (11/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is how people get stabbed, accidentally in the face 30 times, on accident.

Quick story from my past not related to "accidental" stabbings ;
> Be me a couple years ago
> Hit by car bicycling
> "Omg so sorry." Shouted from a half closed window
> Me laying on the road, bicycle destroyed
> "I'll pray for you in church." Was last she said before speeding off
> Left on road alone, dislocated shoulder and totaled bike, 8Km from home
> MTW My Thoughts When

******* religious fruits, just because you "pray" to something that may or may not exist as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist. doesn't mean it will forgive you for being a cunt.
#4 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #151 - merrymarvelite (12/02/2013) [-]
> Keep the card.
> Go to church.
> Put card in collection plate.
#5 - dmxking (11/13/2013) [-]
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#106 - ilovehue (11/13/2013) [-]
I feel brainwashed by the second I read that ****
User avatar #22 - willindor (11/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Does this count as counterfeit money? I sure hope so.
#85 - divinecreator (11/13/2013) [-]
I once saw one of these as a $100 bill left in a public bathroom stall when i was taking a You need to login to view this link said something along the lines of"if you thought about taking this then you have just sinned( followed with a bible passage)" i was so pissed that it was fake i used it to wipe my ass and slapped that **** coverd fake bill on the stall wall.
#52 - andovaredoras (11/13/2013) [-]
People who do these kinds of things..... i just... don't have any words for what i'm feeling, other than the gif.
People who do these kinds of things..... i just... don't have any words for what i'm feeling, other than the gif.
User avatar #80 - jakuhlope (11/13/2013) [-]
I want to tell you all a story that I think you waiters will appreciate.
>Be me
>Go to Denny's with my mother for dinner
>As usual
>Shaniqua, Laqueefa, and Londre are on shift
>Nigresses doing **** all
>My waiter is a young guy named Tyler, probably in college
>He's running the whole ******* place
>Cooks aren't even doing their damn job
>End of meal
>"I'm gonna tip that guy 15 bucks"
>"The hell you are, he gets minimum wage"
>Fine, mom tips
>5 dollars
>As we get up to leave, I drop a 10 near my plate
>15 dollar tip
I really hope I made his bad day better. Maybe I was stupid to tip that much, but I don't care.
User avatar #95 - hazenberdan (11/13/2013) [-]
And this is why I don't like to be associated with Christians. No problem with god,just his fan club.
User avatar #53 - galkawhm (11/13/2013) [-]
"I know. I'll make these fake dollar bills that make people think they found money but wind up finding only disappointment. That'll get them to convert!"
User avatar #63 - teratorn (11/13/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Religious people are such assholes.
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