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#52 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2012) [-]
You're retarded.

evolution is a popular myth perpetuated by atheists. evolution states that the universe was accidentally created by an explosion called the "big bang"
evolution also claims that life somehow changed and became more complex because of random mutations. these two foundations of evolution are lies backed up by pseudo-science and logical fallacies.
you may hear about evolution in your schools. your teachers will tell you its a fact. dont listen to them. question evolution, point out the factual errors of the theory and let your classmates know that evolution is WRONG

The evidence against evolution is overwhelming. The DNA code is undeniable proof of intelligent design by our creator. this is evident because codes, by definition, must come from a mind.
evolution is also refuted by the nature and existence of genetic mutations. mutations can only scramble information. mutations cause serious problems like cancer and CANNOT produce anything that is conducive to survival
Biblical miracles like the Virgin Mary apparitions and The miracles of Fatima are perhaps the best evidence against evolution. the only why to deny these events is to say that thousands of people hallucinated at once!

Thank you for reading my message. Blessed are those who accept Jesus and reject false and dangerous ideas like evolution
#143 to #52 - ruinsage (04/30/2012) [-]
^troll, no doubt about that.

Let me first say i believe in god, but i'm not christian/jew/muslim. Religious texts are written by humans, and as such are worth nothing.


I prefer the idea that god created a universe capable of creating life itself. Christians say god is perfect. If he is perfect, then why would he have to create everything by hand? If you had to create a universe how would you do it? Would you create a universe that runs itself, or would you micromanage everything in it for all eternity?
#107 to #52 - mikecrux (04/30/2012) [-]
Read the last sentence = NOPE.
Read the last sentence = NOPE.
User avatar #94 to #52 - dammriver (04/30/2012) [-]
See, but us Atheists actually have a little thing called PROOF. Show me some proof, other than "Just go read the bible" and then, I will gladly switch sides, as long as the proof is in depth. 95 percent of everyone that believes in 'God' wouldn't switch sides even if there was absolute proof that 'God' doesn't exist. I guess that you also believe in the 'Adam and Eve' theory? You people make me laugh.
#87 to #52 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2012) [-]
I seem to have missed your evidence proving that God exists. The problem with christians is that they're quick to say evolution is a lie, but then have nothing to prove that god is real. Ever.
#80 to #52 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2012) [-]
#78 to #52 - acvirtutis (04/30/2012) [-]
Congratulations are in order. You have successfully trolled Funnnyjunk.
#74 to #52 - datargumme (04/30/2012) [-]
'' evolution states that the universe was accidentally created by an explosion called the "big bang" ''
Are you fucking retarded? Evolution states that from every generation there is a tiny change, and the best fit to the enviorment will have a higher chance of getting offspring.
Astronomy states that space/time began roughly 13,7 billion years.
It is 2 diffrent theories, both of them got overwhelming evidendce.

And the DNA code is not undeniable proff of a designer, it is undeniable proff of evolution, if you compare ANY species of the 5 kingdoms of life you can see a simularity, and the more they have in common with us genetically the more they look like us. Chimps have more than 99% same genetics with us, and they are the species that look like us the most.
Mice have 98,5% of the same DNA as humans, and they are mammals just like us, got allmost the same ammount of bones and got the same kind of organs.
Grass have under 20% of the same DNA, they dont look like us.

''Biblical miracles like the Virgin Mary apparitions and The miracles of Fatima are perhaps the best evidence against evolution. the only why to deny these events is to say that thousands of people hallucinated at once! ''
Consider this, Even if Jesus lived, which is doubtful, since Nazreth is only 1200 years old, and there was no law in the roman empire for people to register thenself at their birthplace, but the bible states that there were.
And i can write down stories of miracles too, it does not make then true, you need to have some hard evidence for a claim.
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence"- Carl Sagan

TL;DR
He is an idiot.
User avatar #99 to #74 - bronytarek (04/30/2012) [-]
Yet still, there are scientists arguing that if you look at the math behind the genetics, that there's no possibility that it could've from random chance.
User avatar #116 to #99 - ericzxvc (04/30/2012) [-]
Well if you think about it it's 100% possible, because the only way we could come to realize and think that it's impossible is if it were possible and we existed to think it's impossible. If the chance is 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 then the other 1,000,000,000,000 - 1 times there was no mind to come to a realization that it was impossible, but the one time it was (us) we had a mind to realize the astronomical chances. Really fucks with your mind.
User avatar #93 to #74 - AustintheAtrain (04/30/2012) [-]
Actually a point about your last paragraph, there was a man named Jesus that lived in the time that the Bible says he lived. They are records of him in Jerusalem and they have his death certificate
User avatar #70 to #52 - castellandraco (04/30/2012) [-]
because after a 2000 year game of te;ephone people really got the facts straight, and if you believe in virgins giving birth youre euther very very, stupid, or really like starwars
#64 to #52 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2012) [-]
>laughs at you for an idea
>calls that idea dangerous
#63 to #52 - helsing (04/30/2012) [-]
dude if all you have got to support your argument is a book made centries ago whereas we have cold hard fact and the top scientists in the world..
User avatar #57 to #52 - peacockockock (04/30/2012) [-]
whats awesome is that you dont have a single red thumb yet. i am impressed my good sir
#56 to #52 - Insomniacs (04/30/2012) [-]
Please feed the troll
#55 to #52 - handsinmypants (04/30/2012) [-]
You are about to get fucked by the FunnyJunk community. Where is your god now?
User avatar #68 to #55 - windson (04/30/2012) [-]
It;s funny when you think how meaningless red thumbs are.
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