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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#121 - turian
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only in murrica
User avatar #131 to #121 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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Why is it that the red states are dumb *****? please enlighten me.
User avatar #132 to #131 - beatmasterz
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They're republicans.
User avatar #133 to #132 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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Why are republicans bad? what have they done that makes them dumb *****?
User avatar #134 to #133 - beatmasterz
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Stereotypically they're conservative, religious rednecks.
User avatar #136 to #134 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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Really? I am an agnostic, who rarely prays, I was raised in a blue state, but am far from liberal, I am conservative, I love guns because they are a stress reliever and fun to use for sport, hunting and just in general target practice. And I know more liberals who are very religious and tried to throw it down my throat because I wasn't. Not all republicans are as you say, who is the stereotypical asshole now?
User avatar #137 to #136 - beatmasterz
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Do you still live in afghanistan?
User avatar #139 to #137 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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Live? I deployed to Afghanistan.
User avatar #140 to #139 - beatmasterz
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So you are a ******** republican, you just live in a blue state. It's not the state that defines wether you're left or right, but your political views etc.
User avatar #142 to #140 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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Why are republicans dumb *****, because all your examples can be said by a republican or even a third party. I was raised in a blue state under very liberal schools who taught us all to be liberals but yet I learned different, I have some liberal views and some conservative but yet I do not call myslef one or the other because both are screwing up and making things worse for the citizens, I personally beieve the military should control the government because than we would be able to defend our homes, our citizens and make a change for the better.
#201 to #142 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #151 to #142 - beatmasterz
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Great job, so you're not either of them, why are you defending republicans then? Because it's obvious you're out to elect people on your life story.
Also if the military needs to control the govt, it's a really flawed system.
User avatar #153 to #151 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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Why? Because I think it is wrong that one side or the other makes stereotypical claims to the others. And that we are always at odds with each other but not is a political way but in ways that lead to violence and pain. When Obama was elected in 08 I was on the bus and because I had an NRA sticker on my backpack I was threatened because I was "Racist." Destroy the stereotypes and it would be easier to decide what our country should do politically.
User avatar #154 to #153 - beatmasterz
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A- ******* -men. That's why I started the whole conversation with STEREOTYPICALLY.
User avatar #155 to #154 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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But yet, you used stereotypes to describe republicans you are part of the problem. Do not say Amen to something you yourself do not believe in.
User avatar #156 to #155 - beatmasterz
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I never said I didn't believe in god, also amen is a common response.
When I say stereotypically, of course a stereotype follows, that's how language works.
User avatar #159 to #156 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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Look at what you said, and I qoute " Stereotypically they're conservative, religious rednecks." Doesn't that make liberals, Atheists, snd city lovers? No they aren't that is once again a stereo type, I never said you didn't believe in go I said don't say Amen not for the religious format but because you go against what you say. that is where you are not following what I am saying.
User avatar #160 to #159 - beatmasterz
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A stereotype is how a group of people is seen in general, regardless whether it's true. Of course not all black people are thieves and every chinese a math teacher, that's just stereotypes. So when you asked why all the red countries were ********* I answer because THE STEREOTYPES is that they're stupid.
User avatar #161 to #160 - geranemo **User deleted account**
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So you aer a stereotyper, unlike me and what I am trying to say. I know what a stereotype is I am educated and I am trying to get rid of the stereotyping so that elections and voting are not based on the stereotpye of a group but more of their political agenda.
#163 to #161 - beatmasterz
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Good job, brother.
Good job, brother.
#152 to #142 - puppett
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stereotypes are a bitch
#177 to #142 - anon id: 80a06546
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Have you ever seen a militant state? That is what you're talking about. It's not pretty, I assure you. The government needs not the control of an army, but of it's people. The way our government works now is pretty well done, even if we've managed to **** it up. The people control the country, yet we have officials elected to protect the minority.

The problem is not that the system is flawed, every system has flaws. The problem lies in the fact that people no longer truly understand the government. Have you ever heard a political talk radio host? If a judge favors the minority then the host will trash them and say follow the majority, but that judge is following the service they are meant to provide.

Tl;DR: Militant states suck, our system is ****** because the people don't know how it works anymore.
#236 to #121 - Mrdannyman
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I'll be honest, I live in Arizona and take a little bit of offense to that. The only reason we're a republican state is because some of our Counties are mostly desert and maybe a few thousand people live there and a little more than half will be gun loving religious nut cases, however I personally live in Phoenix, and it's surprisingly hard to find a Conservative under 50, thank you for your time and I shall be on my way.
User avatar #128 to #121 - ninjastarthrow
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I'm sad to live in Murrika...I live in Idaho. :( One of the worst places I'v ever lived. Everyone here is politically backwards and religion rules all.
#254 to #121 - maternation
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Yay! Ohio isn't Retarded!
Yay! Ohio isn't Retarded!
User avatar #299 to #121 - slowyourtroll
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i live in florida, and there are so many **************** living here
User avatar #449 to #121 - nigslayer
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south carolina isnt on either of those maps.....
User avatar #176 to #121 - jayage
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but... where is Arkansas...? :'(
#334 to #121 - anon id: e4d36e2d
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I live in georgia
User avatar #366 to #121 - IceBearJudgesYou
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I live in NC, and they're pretty retarded.
#451 to #121 - anon id: e8c89817
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Yeah, because your state dictates your individual intelligence. Go **** yourself.
Sincerely, a member of *************
#517 to #121 - anon id: 1a71298e
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glad i live in north carolina
User avatar #524 to #121 - jedawg
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I'm from Texas, and I approve this picture.
#528 to #121 - anon id: ebbbf195
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._. Why is Nebraska in *************.
We have some of the smartest people of America.
But then again, we have the idiotic people two.
May I request a passport to leave?
Or should I educate my fellow Nebraskans in the ways of Science and common sense?
I live in Bellevue, so I can escape quickly.
Also, you forgot New York in *************, Crazy **** happens there
#278 to #121 - redsoxnbolts
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The northern half of Main should be red.
#281 to #278 - redsoxnbolts
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*Maine
User avatar #391 to #121 - marinepenguin
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Illinois should be with the reds, by entire town seems conservative.
#141 to #121 - EmulateSnes
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Why is Arkansas missing from both of them?
User avatar #143 to #141 - beatmasterz
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Because they're a floating state?
User avatar #144 to #143 - EmulateSnes
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maybe they succeeded?
#379 to #144 - Schofield
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maybe.. they.. won?
User avatar #148 to #144 - beatmasterz
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could be
#234 - thechosenwon
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Isn't it illegal for school's to impose a religious bias? You know, because of those constitutional rights?

I can't believe I actually have an appropriate picture for this.
User avatar #342 to #234 - cheesepotato
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The first and second questions are incompatible yet you still think this is a real test?
#239 to #234 - anon id: 3cdaff9b
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that ain't a real geography test.
#245 to #234 - anon id: 65899793
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who said this was from america?
#300 to #234 - TheBanana
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yea but not for catholic schools
yea but not for catholic schools
#265 to #234 - warlockrichard
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#244 to #234 - brokentrucker
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MFW private, religious schools.
MFW private, religious schools.
#259 to #244 - immortalitysquared
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Comment Picture
User avatar #424 to #244 - graphically
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my turtle has talons..
that turtle just has wings
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#38 to #35 - flameprintz
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#170 - haloforlife
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MFW they don't put out philosophical questions like that in a geography exam.    
I'll take my red thumbs like a man.
MFW they don't put out philosophical questions like that in a geography exam.
I'll take my red thumbs like a man.
#171 to #170 - craigdavid
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they also dont question your knowledge of the age of the earth, im guessing it s a general quiz thing
#257 to #170 - lightninghedgehog
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have an alternative for when you get tired of using that one
User avatar #464 to #170 - Deavas
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somebody clearly doesnt live in the south
User avatar #172 to #170 - techjoker
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Well,i guess the teacher made it.
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User avatar #470 - sirformidio
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>first question is about how old the earth is, correct at 4.6 billion years.
>second question is about how it was made, the correct answer is God
This seems contradictory.
User avatar #482 to #470 - alcapwner
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Not necessarily, but only in that, it was *some* outside force that created the universe. I sincerely doubt that it was a homophobic, misogynistic, masochist, genocidal one, however. More likely it was one that didn't care, or doesn't wield control over everything, but instead put everything in motion.
User avatar #484 to #482 - sirformidio
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I don't believe the god that is worshipped today is the God that existed back then.
Or I'd like to think that, really. At the same time, I can't say for sure if he's there or not.
So I worship the Emperor.
#479 to #470 - anon id: 8bba473a
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Some Christians have taken the proof of an old Earth and mashed it together with Creationist ideas. This test seems to be the love-child of that mashing
#518 to #470 - mistergryphon
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Take a like, sir.
User avatar #37 - heartlessrobot
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I think the teacher should be fired. It's school, not church. If you want to teach religion in school then we get to teach evolution and the big bang theory in your churches.
User avatar #114 to #37 - caesarslegion
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Except you already do,
gg
User avatar #390 to #37 - usernameluisdjlols
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they already do teach evolution, but they follow it up by saying stuff like "whoever believes in this stuff is ignorant to the ways of god" blah blah
#233 - namesjon
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Why not D?
#235 to #233 - anon id: 23e825a5
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because she didn't want the D
#361 to #235 - unncommon
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You've done well anon.
User avatar #246 to #233 - andnowducks
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Or a.
#180 - zigap
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>says the earth is 4.6 billion years old   
>god created it   
   
Are you religious or not?
>says the earth is 4.6 billion years old
>god created it

Are you religious or not?
User avatar #267 to #180 - coolcalx
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>implying young earth creationism is the only form of creationism.