Quality family values.. . The Stet}: ref PASSOVER Cod kills a bunch of babies, except for the Jewish 01133. The End. A wild HItler appears....
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Quality family values.

The Stet}: ref
PASSOVER
Cod kills a bunch of babies,
except for the Jewish 01133.
The End
...
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Submitted: 04/07/2013
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User avatar #1 - justafungi (04/08/2013) [-]
A wild HItler appears....
#2 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Considering how they treated other and what those children were going to turn into, it was called for.
User avatar #7 to #4 - ScottP (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah the children were innocent. But I guess sometimes it's not about the children. It's about sending a message.
#22 - zerooneone (04/08/2013) [-]
Babies AND adults. The "first born" doesn't apply to just children.
User avatar #6 - diablojoe (04/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So reverse holocaust?
#15 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
And this is why most Jews consider the Passover to be serious business, because God is a scary, scary, scary and angry thing.
#43 - Scarsac (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
God... all knowing and omnipotent... except he can be a little unsure if you're a Jew or not, better paint the door with blood just so he knows...
God... all knowing and omnipotent... except he can be a little unsure if you're a Jew or not, better paint the door with blood just so he knows...
#21 - frysandaburger (04/08/2013) [-]
I love a happy ending.
#49 - kraykan (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it just me, or is old testament god really metal?
#16 - IamSofaKingdom (04/08/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Warn all parents on how to save children, some parents decide they don't think it has any merit and risks children's lives. Man does what he warned he was going to do, he is bad guy.   
   
Reminds me of how Japan was warned about the atomic bomb droppings and the people didn't believe it so they stayed and died.
Warn all parents on how to save children, some parents decide they don't think it has any merit and risks children's lives. Man does what he warned he was going to do, he is bad guy.

Reminds me of how Japan was warned about the atomic bomb droppings and the people didn't believe it so they stayed and died.
#56 - jewsburninindaoven (04/08/2013) [-]
And people freak out when I kill only the Jewish ones.
User avatar #44 - twinnedorphan (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
woow what, is this **** real?
User avatar #45 to #44 - lolfire (04/08/2013) [-]
It's the bible. Of course not.
User avatar #40 - douthit (04/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
It ended hundreds of years of slavery. Don't we consider the Civil War justified?
User avatar #47 to #40 - imakejewburgers (04/08/2013) [-]
The fact that it ended slavery is irrelevant. A god, that if he actually existed, could have been, "Just ******* walk out whenever you feel like it. I'll put up a barrier or some **** .", instead said, "Paint your houses with blood and I'll kill a bunch of little kids because they definitely deserve to die.
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User avatar #26 to #24 - instalation (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you did, but it feels like you were implying that you don't believe in The Bible. And if you don't you probably don't think anything from it actually happened.

Therefore you would be saying you don't care about the deaths of millions because of a fictional book you have read.

Or at least that's what I think your view is essentially.
User avatar #14 - kustomforce (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
they killed the babies in the houses that didn't have goat blood on the door post...

only the jews believed god's message to paint the blood on.
User avatar #5 - beanmaniac (04/08/2013) [-]
well not just babies,first born male children to the age of 13!
User avatar #64 - callan (04/08/2013) [-]
People live under the illusion that Christianity is all about peace and harmony. This is not true. In fact, Jesus, the icon of Christianity intended there be strife and war.

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." -Jesus Christ in Mathew 10:34
#61 - beerterror (04/08/2013) [-]
In fact, the Old Testament features the first story of mass genocide, performed by Jews entering "The Promised Land". Funny thing is, that when I point it out, I get called a nazi.

Besides, the stories in Old Testament has about the same value as Persian mythology, they are a bunch of cruel religious metaphores - judaism, along with islam are very archaic religions, Christianity (through interaction with greco-roman culture, then barbarian culture) at least tried to evolve, and by doing so opened some really interesting philosophical paradigms.

All in all, Eastern culture featured in so-called modern religions didn't do very good to the West.
User avatar #53 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/08/2013) [-]
Not babies, firstborns.

Babies were just bonus.
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