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Because i love how this ********* is going.

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#7 - allamericandude (02/03/2013) [+] (43 replies)
Most "religious" wars are actually about land, resources, and power. Religion simply colors the jerseys. Very few people are actually willing to die only for their religion.    
   
For example, the Romans persecuted the early Christians not because they were creating a new religion, but because they were preaching against Roman rule.   
   
Jews, Christians and Muslims used to live perfectly well together for years--even in Palestine, of all places--because they traded with each other.   
   
Trade is the world's greatest peacemaker.
Most "religious" wars are actually about land, resources, and power. Religion simply colors the jerseys. Very few people are actually willing to die only for their religion.

For example, the Romans persecuted the early Christians not because they were creating a new religion, but because they were preaching against Roman rule.

Jews, Christians and Muslims used to live perfectly well together for years--even in Palestine, of all places--because they traded with each other.

Trade is the world's greatest peacemaker.
User avatar #33 - goldenglimmer (02/03/2013) [+] (12 replies)
You know what I don't get? Atheist missioning. There is so much criticism coming from the Atheist community towards religion, and there is an uprising among atheists attempting to "convert" people who don't share their philosophical mindsets.

I mean, isn't this irony at its finest? Religion is like a penis, right?

Missionaries at least have one excuse: they genuinely believe they are bringing you the word of God, and the love of a heavenly father. They are doing what they are doing out of love more often than not. It's irrelevant if their faith actually is the objective truth in this universe, this is what they believe.

What are you doing? Desperately trying to spread your poisonous nihilism in the form of offensive, condescending cheap shots? What on earth do militant Atheists get out of shoving their "religion" down other people's throats?

Religion Philosophical mindsets are like a penis...
#34 - felixjarl (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #41 - lazypaul (02/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
''This is some ******** , napoleon obviously never said that. Do people actually beleive everything they read on the internet?'' -Usain Bolt
#11 - zakvanloocke (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've had a ton of imaginary girlfriends. I've even had an imaginary threesome. And I imaginary disappointed them too.
#290 - paulohd (02/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#268 - gibroner (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm about 99.9999% sure napoleon never said that
#27 - duudegladiator (02/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The best part of reading things from this channel, is a bunch of people who say they don't believe in God, talk about and read about God more than most casual Christians.    
   
You guys are wasting your time, people believe or they don't. Stop trying to do what Missionaries are doing and keep your thoughts to yourselves.
The best part of reading things from this channel, is a bunch of people who say they don't believe in God, talk about and read about God more than most casual Christians.

You guys are wasting your time, people believe or they don't. Stop trying to do what Missionaries are doing and keep your thoughts to yourselves.
#29 - dwarfman (02/03/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I return to attempt to bring some sense.   
   
Herr Bonaparte was not an atheist, he fell into a similar category with Jefferson. Both men questioned miracles and such things as the virgin birth, but did not declare the lack of a divine being.    
   
On the matter of atheism itself, the ideology has caused humanity much heartache and has held us back in many facets (similarly to how there's the strange belief that faith has held us back). I call to attention the death tolls of Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, and Pol Pot. There are others but I will limit my list to these. Aside from staggering death tolls associated with their regime, they also suppressed free thought and scientific advancements that they considered threatening.   
   
The next argument will be: But Dwarfman they were evil dictators atheism had no influence on their actions! I tend to agree, men have amazing capacities for evil no matter their faith (Yes atheism is a faith and doesn't answer every question in the universe like any major religion). You can't judge those you have opposing view points with differently from how you judge your peers. Life isn't black and white, nothing is truly good or evil, all a matter of perspective. As for my defense of world religions I give you a link to a previous thread. Should you wish to debate, I have time but I will ignore the Hurr Durr you're a theist and thus an idiot posts.   
   
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4371005/Christian+logic/204#204
I return to attempt to bring some sense.

Herr Bonaparte was not an atheist, he fell into a similar category with Jefferson. Both men questioned miracles and such things as the virgin birth, but did not declare the lack of a divine being.

On the matter of atheism itself, the ideology has caused humanity much heartache and has held us back in many facets (similarly to how there's the strange belief that faith has held us back). I call to attention the death tolls of Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, and Pol Pot. There are others but I will limit my list to these. Aside from staggering death tolls associated with their regime, they also suppressed free thought and scientific advancements that they considered threatening.

The next argument will be: But Dwarfman they were evil dictators atheism had no influence on their actions! I tend to agree, men have amazing capacities for evil no matter their faith (Yes atheism is a faith and doesn't answer every question in the universe like any major religion). You can't judge those you have opposing view points with differently from how you judge your peers. Life isn't black and white, nothing is truly good or evil, all a matter of perspective. As for my defense of world religions I give you a link to a previous thread. Should you wish to debate, I have time but I will ignore the Hurr Durr you're a theist and thus an idiot posts.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4371005/Christian+logic/204#204
User avatar #84 - noodlelover (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"i take rock hard ******* dumps and make hitler suck my hairy hard cock and balls pussy ass faggot YOLO ***** twochanzzz fegget ****** ****** "

-Abraham Lincoln
#340 - azinfoo (02/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
A fair interpretation, however a religious war isn't anymore ridiculous than any other war. You're either fighting over religion, greed or just plain stupidity. The only war I would see reasonable is a war where all humans, regardless of religion or nationality, unite against aliens to preserve our existence. ******* Halo style.
#63 - densiks (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #141 - Sethorein (02/03/2013) [+] (27 replies)
... can you at least try to be funny? Shoving your self righteous atheist cock down the throats of all the other atheists on this site really doesn't endear you to many people...
#30 - oglemokk (02/03/2013) [-]
Napolean?   
   
Napolean?   
   
Napolean
Napolean?

Napolean?

Napolean
#259 - awesometron (02/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Napoleon never said this. Trying to put your "I'm an atheist. I'm so cool. Anyone who has faith is an idiot." attitude in a famous man's mouth, is still annoying and quite pathetic. If you're gonna bash an entire religion, then go ahead and ******* say it. Don't take someone else's name for your faggish quotes. You pansy. I respect atheists everywhere. But I hate ignorant little cunts like you. Go ahead and hate me for my faith. Just know, I don't hate you for your lack of faith. No. I hate you for being a small minded hateful douchebag. Fair ******* trade.

And by the way, it's Napoleon. Not Napolean. If you are gonna be a dumb ass little liar. At least, get the goddamned person's name right.

Go **** yourself.
- A good-for-nothing butthurt "dumbass" religious person with an "Imaginary friend".
#196 - yoloswaggins (02/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I used to be one of those religion bashing 15 year olds who didn't know **** and always thought I was right. Insulting someones beliefs - if you think about it - is just insulting someone to make yourself feel better or superior. That's pretty ****** and it's getting old.

Sorry for my opinion, have a kitten.
#230 - MysticTomatoe (02/03/2013) [-]
can we give it a rest with the religious posts? only like 1/10 of them are funny, the others just start unnecessary **********
User avatar #99 - iamchicken (02/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
oh god more atheist posts... im fine with atheism i could care less if you agree with me.. but for gods sake why? What are you attempting to prove? This is just a question not meaning to piss off everyone.
#53 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/03/2013) [+] (20 replies)
The ratio of comments I've read degrading religion to comments degrading "sinners" or people who are not religious must be at least 50 to 1. Yet some atheists insist on playing the victim and acting "above it all", I'm sure the irony is lost on them.

P.S. Without Googling I find it very difficult to believe Napoleon ever used the words "imaginary friend", and this sarcastic use of "basically" is also a fairly modern language convention, but that's just a guess I can't be bothered to confirm.
#56 to #55 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/03/2013) [-]
Well in my experience atheists spend much more time arguing or trying to goad people into arguments about God than religious people do.
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