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How do creationists even explain male nipples?

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User avatar #18 - monkeysniper ONLINE (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually men have nipples because when everyone is a fetus your on track to becoming a female, certain hormones are added to make you become male, which explains why women have a clitoris and why men have nipples
#19 to #18 - draxdiesel (02/10/2013) [-]
yes we know, what this is saying is...you know what just forget it.
yes we know, what this is saying is...you know what just forget it.
User avatar #9 - thepyras (02/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Why are nipples strictly a female trait? Maybe female nipples were fashioned after male nipples, which already would have existed and also were/are capable of producing milk. What a stupid argument.
User avatar #10 to #9 - shaunr (02/10/2013) [-]
the argument here is why the hell would God give man nipples if they aren't going to benefit himself in anyway? the same can be said about his genitals as well. why the hell would he need a penis for? God hasn't thought about Eve yet... so do you see how the story is falling apart? it's funny how people can say that the bible makes perfect sense. it doesn't. from the very beginning it's ******* ridiculous.

And don't try to argue that God gave Adam a sex organ and nipples after he made Eve, like "Oh, Adam, I forgot. Here's a penis so you can impregnate Eve later on, oh and after you make some babies you may want to help her feed them, so here's some nipples and a minuscule amount of breast tissue. And sorry about that by the way. You may have to work at it before you can produce milk. Again, sorry!"

Ridiculous, no?
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#1 - Azz (02/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Who cares. I came here for laughs, not a religion debate.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thewalruss (02/09/2013) [-]
Then laugh and don't start an argument.
User avatar #31 - andnowducks (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
On Ice age Sid asks why do men have nipples, before men were ******* about.
User avatar #32 to #31 - stallwallwriter (02/10/2013) [-]
There were men in the ice age movies. Remember, the whole first movie was about them trying to return a human baby?
#38 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
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#28 - duudegladiator (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Man had nipples, only after Adam and Eve.    
   
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!
Man had nipples, only after Adam and Eve.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!
#15 - tlrloolrlt (02/10/2013) [-]
I can't believe it still hasn't been patched. Creators of universes don't care about their inhabitants any more, It's all about size nowadays.
User avatar #42 - thedarkestrogue (02/10/2013) [-]
**thedarkestrogue watches as the comments turn a joke about nipples into a religious debate.**
#52 - orangebudd (02/10/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 love it when I'm heavily messing around with a girl and then she start sucking my nipples.    
   
EATTHAT
I ******* love it when I'm heavily messing around with a girl and then she start sucking my nipples.

EATTHAT
User avatar #47 - ImFrumAija (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Creates man in his image.
Gives some of them down syndrome.
User avatar #59 to #47 - rollertoaster (02/19/2013) [-]
Case in point: God was part downy.
#5 - pandataco (02/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
adam didn't have nipples.
User avatar #14 to #6 - icefried (02/10/2013) [-]
Source that he had nipples?
(Also one of the silliest things i've ever written).
User avatar #50 - lordmacflurri (02/10/2013) [-]
Maybe he made nipples and when he made women he could finally give them a use.
User avatar #40 - kieranbaker (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
can anyone provide proof of creationism anyways
#43 to #40 - ichbinlecher (02/10/2013) [-]
No, but I can demonstrate its logical possibility.  See Christians believe in an omnipotent God, that means that he can do any thing within the bounds of logic.  Since there is no contradictory statement in saying "things began to exist" an omnipotent being could do this.   
   
That said, the general stance of the church is that God created the world, but we really don't know how, as the beginning of Genesis is allegorical and meant as a polemic against surrounding beliefs.  By general, I mean historical - i.e. the Catholic church believed in evolution before Darwin came along (and so did most of the world).
No, but I can demonstrate its logical possibility. See Christians believe in an omnipotent God, that means that he can do any thing within the bounds of logic. Since there is no contradictory statement in saying "things began to exist" an omnipotent being could do this.

That said, the general stance of the church is that God created the world, but we really don't know how, as the beginning of Genesis is allegorical and meant as a polemic against surrounding beliefs. By general, I mean historical - i.e. the Catholic church believed in evolution before Darwin came along (and so did most of the world).
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#16 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In pictures, Adam and Eve both have belly buttons. Figure it out
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