If I was the devil.... . If I was The Devil I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyone that they can now be  pretty fuckin smart
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If I was the devil...

If I was The Devil I would manifest myself
inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God
and convince everyone that they can now be
forgiven for every sin Just by asking, thus
opening the floodgates for an unprecedented
and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the poor.
I would impress them with some magic tricks,
teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my
blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name
when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality
to fool them into thinking I came back from
the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more
souls away from God and straight into Hell?
LANCE SIEVE'S
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Submitted: 05/15/2013
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User avatar #6 - trojanmannn (05/16/2013) [+] (13 replies)
cool, but the devil can't really do that, according to the bible
#7 to #6 - fukyouto (05/16/2013) [-]
>devil wrote the bible
>jesus is the devil
>half life 3 confirmed
#2 - teenytinyspider (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Warning: Incoming ********* !
#3 to #2 - KungFuZerO (05/15/2013) [-]
My body is ready
#4 - masterboll (05/15/2013) [-]
one of the very few decent things ive seen posted on this channel
User avatar #5 - commanderbunbun (05/16/2013) [-]
if i was the devil, i would call up tenacious D and johnny for rounds 2 and 3
User avatar #9 - sebthebrony (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm scared now
Hold me guys
User avatar #12 - kwanzalord (05/16/2013) [-]
this makes....too much sense
#16 - nkoreancitizenlol (05/16/2013) [-]
I feel like showing this to my dad, buuuuut i don't feel like getting kicked out
User avatar #14 - supamonkey (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I was the devil I would shred guitar and make chicks want to **** me.
#24 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
But could he fly?
But could he fly?
#32 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"The uneducated and poor" Now that takes about 90% of the world's population. The rest are scientists and self aware people of how stupid other people are getting.

And the last 10% is just me being generous.
#26 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this has been reposted way too many times.
I mean someone out there probably has memorized this already >.<
#17 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Is that sergeant Hathaway?
User avatar #15 - orangepikmin (05/16/2013) [-]
It's weird to think that this isn't truly atheistic. It's actually more anti-Christian.
User avatar #29 - mrhaydnn (05/19/2013) [-]
actually he said the exact opposite, he said not to thank him for the miracles he performed, but to thank god. (and to pray to god, not to him)
User avatar #20 - gregthebobo (05/16/2013) [-]
that sounds mostly like what i already read in revelations. Lance aint to original...
User avatar #1 - jettom ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
It got it right.
Everything except the name.
Shieet
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