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#229 - nexdemise (07/11/2013) [-]
According to the bible you can:
Own slaves (Leviticus 25:44-46)
Keep a hebrew man a slave for 6 months, however you can keep his wife and children slaves indefinitely (Exodus 21:2-6)
Sell your daughter into slavery (Exodus 21:7)

You can't however:
Touch skin of dead pig (ie. no handegg) (Leviticus 11:8)
Pull out during sex (Genesis 38:9-10)
Have tattoos (Leviticus 19:28)
Wear clothes made from 2 different fabrics (Leviticus 19:19)
Divorce (Mark 10:8)
Re-marry after divorce (Mark 10:11-12)
Wear gold (Timothy 2:9)
Eat seafood (besides fish) (Leviticus 11:10)
Curse at your parents (Exodus 21:17)

Most of these similarly to homosexuality are punishable by death one way or another.
#293 to #229 - Womens Study Major (07/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't it say you should stone the wife if she wants to leave the husband or sleept with another man?
#257 to #229 - sanguinemeows (07/11/2013) [-]
I love it when people that obviously don't know anything about the Bible go and find this stuff in the Old Testament and then try to use it in an argument against Christianity. Good job, you're special, how long did it take you to find this? 5 minutes on Google?
I love it when people that obviously don't know anything about the Bible go and find this stuff in the Old Testament and then try to use it in an argument against Christianity. Good job, you're special, how long did it take you to find this? 5 minutes on Google?
#294 to #257 - Womens Study Major (07/11/2013) [-]
How he found it doesn't matter, however that your religion is based on the old (Mostly the new) makes you hypocrites.
#260 to #257 - nexdemise (07/11/2013) [-]
Well the whole homosexuality thing is located in the old testament, so decide, either you throw the whole old testament in the trash, or you follow all of it, no picking and choosing what you'd like to follow.
User avatar #267 to #260 - sanguinemeows (07/11/2013) [-]
One, I said nothing about homosexuality.
Two, It's mentioned in the New Testament anyway
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
User avatar #275 to #267 - teranin ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Don't forget Romans 1
#251 to #229 - taxideataxus (07/11/2013) [-]
You don't actually know much about the bible do you?
Old T vs New T.
But good try. I feel like you have those verses ready to copy and paste in a comment.
#268 to #251 - Womens Study Major (07/11/2013) [-]
Can you give a valid reason why the old testament is invalid?
User avatar #277 to #268 - teranin ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
there is a two way split on that, actually, across denominations of christianity. Some people believe that in creating the new covenant Jesus fulfilled the stringent requirements those with original sin had to engage in (listed in the old testament) in order to go to heaven, and that through absolution of original sin only the rules of the New Testament and those orders given directly by God (The 10 commandments) were still valid, and the extra laws put down by ancient jewish priests were no more.

Other denominations believe that due to some other words Jesus spoke, they must adhere to old testament law, but with some revisions presented in the new testament.

The argument stems from the wording of Jesus' sermon on the mount in the book of matthew
User avatar #232 to #229 - smokekusheveryday (07/11/2013) [-]
Well i guess i'm ****** aren't i
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