I am the one who knocks. . NUT EVEN [WEE. I'll never understand how people claim this is a good story that shows the "glory" of god. He tells Abraham to kill his son, he is all ready to do it
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User avatar #346 - frienderman (07/02/2013) [-]
Even though I'm an atheist and even though I do think that religion is kinda silly, do you really think this is going to change anything? Most theories of god today are built so that they "don't have to" follow logic, and therefore cannot be disproven in a reasonable debate.

If god exists, people will continue believing in him because of his works. If he doesn't, people will probably stop believing in him someday.
#336 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
atheists like african american people will be categorized and "named" as thieves, ignorant, and lazy. religion wins by experience, hense forth the yu gi oh battles, if anyone is interested...since no one wants to stand up to find the true religion, because apparently the excuse for that would be people want to worship their own...the bashing will never end unless we want it to...which in turn we won't want it to end because it goes back to "what we want to do"...with this is in mind operation true religion has been effect in many different sects all over america, no one dies yet, but we will be forced to stand up, just like preoccupying yourself with video games and the internet for more thna eight hours, saying that is what you deserve after a day's hardwork. Our goal is to make most of you work hard to dismiss this entire post.
#345 to #336 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
than*
#341 to #336 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Whatever this guy is smoking sounds awesome.
#340 to #336 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
First of all stop using saucelabs and testingbot, 2nd your statement makes no sense in the real world. But here fellow funnyjunk citizen, here is my thumbs up.
User avatar #331 - eight (07/02/2013) [-]
Stupid atheists can't understand that God is beyond our comprehension. He doesn't require proof for his existence, he is your creator and he loves you. He is supposed to work in mysterious ways.
#329 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Do you just like causing ********** ? Because I've seen you post a lot of anti-woman/feminist jokes on here too. Most of your posts are unfunny, factually incorrect, and rage-inducing. It's pretty sad that all you do is waste your time on the internet and not even look into what you're bashing. I wouldn't put it past you to start some "white men are discriminated against" fad next.
#330 to #329 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
never anti-woman, only antifeminist.  If you took any of it as antiwoman, you missed the point. and no, the two are not even remotely 						*******					 close to interchangeable.
never anti-woman, only antifeminist. If you took any of it as antiwoman, you missed the point. and no, the two are not even remotely ******* close to interchangeable.
#333 to #330 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
You believe feminism is a conspiracy to enslave all men, and you only use the worst examples of feminazis, not feminists. Also, you made a post about how the majority of rapes are false and that women are lying ***** . And you totally missed the bits about how feminism also helps men even though people have been commenting that since your first posts. And you unironically said that women have more rights than men. This all relates back to the "not understanding something before bashing it" bit.
#339 to #333 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
That's the problem, you're so set in your belief structure that you think I haven't done extensive research into this, and reached a conclusion that contrasts with yours. Feminism is not a conspiracy to enslave all men, don't assert to me what my beliefs are, feminism is an ideology that at one time served as beneficial in equalizing the rights of the genders, but it swung too far with it's lobbying arm and this third wave feminism is now a move for female superiority in treatment by the law and society in general. I also never EVER claimed most rapes were false accusations, I actually said the number is somewhere between 22-37%, which is not even remotely ******* close to your assertion, so clearly you misread my statements. Show me a single instance, 1 instance, where feminism has helped men, if you are going to assert that they value men's rights. Also, women are treated far better by the law than men in the United States, Canada, and the UK, they recieve lesser sentences for the same crimes, are presumed innocent more often by the court of public opinion, especially on child molestation, and don't even get me started on family court.

My assertions are truth, based on simple facts and easy observations. Perhaps you could try doing the same?
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#307 - DjRicky (07/02/2013) [-]
**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #4876921 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** dang man religion
**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #4876921 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** dang man religion
User avatar #305 - thepandaking (07/02/2013) [-]
to the people complaining that teranin keeps posting about anti-religion **** , in his defense he is just posting in the atheism channel. I don't like seeing pony posts but at least they're on their separate channel. Just sayin'.
#294 - mrstalin (07/02/2013) [-]
My view on this:
When the focus of worship is thanking someone for not killing us with a wrath that can scare millions of people simultaneously, does that deserve worship? Is Christianity not the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome I've ever seen, where millions of people love you for deciding that you won't kill everyone in horrible ways, does that deserve worship? When the supposed wise and loving creator makes humans into a certain way, then sets others upon them for being different to them, does that deserve people shouting to the heavens, thanking the almighty for creating hate, bloodshed, and distrust? No. That deserves fighting.

To those wondering, I'm a Christian convert to Wicca, things like I stated above are why I left the religion and found something that I agreed with.
#334 to #294 - oxeos (07/02/2013) [-]
all religion has ever brought is destruction, and anyone who doesn't believe in evolution just doesn't because they haven't got any grasp on biology whats so ever. I'm ready for your religofag red thumbs.
User avatar #351 to #334 - mrstalin (07/02/2013) [-]
Religion is only a front for most of the wars you refer to, the real reason is territory as it is in many animals, but I don't feel like getting in that argument this late in the day. As for evolution, I fully agree with it, but not Darwinian evolution. Evolution as described by Lemark, or whatever the hell his name is, is more accurate. Darwin doesn't account for quick evolution brought on by adaptations by a species in a single lifespan.
#281 - kidsquicker (07/02/2013) [-]
Kinda related.   
Meth doesn't come up as a topic here, shut up.
Kinda related.
Meth doesn't come up as a topic here, shut up.
#278 - feglol ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes.
#275 - ironsoul ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
#279 to #275 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
ooh, a prometheus joke. Here's a joke about a completely different prometheus
#302 to #279 - feelythefeel ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh god, Tim ******* . Why did you post Tim ******* ?
User avatar #310 to #302 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
that's penny arcade... wrong webcomic for ******* .
#323 to #310 - feelythefeel ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh god, I'm so sorry. My mistake.
User avatar #273 - froggets (07/02/2013) [-]
Killing your own son because a celestial super being that created all life and the universe thought you didn't love him enough *fixed*
User avatar #272 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't believe in unicorns, but I can shut the **** up about them.
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User avatar #363 to #291 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
0_o' Da faq?
#335 to #291 - twi (07/02/2013) [-]
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you little ****
only I may purple horse
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#274 to #272 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Unicorns aren't an aspect of legislation that restricts the rights of people, and unicorns don't tell you to ****** people for apostasy, they haven't been responsible for hundreds of years of oppression of the sciences... I mean the list is ******* LONG guy. Your metaphor sucks.
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#326 to #322 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
One: People base those restrictions on their religion, in my country   
Two: Religious clerics, using religion, tell you to kill people for not believing in their religion, yes.   
Three: 40% of american citizens believe the earth is 10,000 years old or less.  legislation and judicial attempts are constantly being made to ban the teaching of evolution in our schools.  Islam run countries did make a large number of scientific advances until the mongols invaded and a particular cleric determined that math was against allah, since then the arabic world has been suspended in a perpetual dark age.  What about china?  That country has nothing to do with Unicorns or western religions.  Their religion is communism, and it is just as much of a force for evil for them as christianity is for the western world.
One: People base those restrictions on their religion, in my country
Two: Religious clerics, using religion, tell you to kill people for not believing in their religion, yes.
Three: 40% of american citizens believe the earth is 10,000 years old or less. legislation and judicial attempts are constantly being made to ban the teaching of evolution in our schools. Islam run countries did make a large number of scientific advances until the mongols invaded and a particular cleric determined that math was against allah, since then the arabic world has been suspended in a perpetual dark age. What about china? That country has nothing to do with Unicorns or western religions. Their religion is communism, and it is just as much of a force for evil for them as christianity is for the western world.
#347 to #326 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Confucianism isn't communism, ******* .
User avatar #348 to #347 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Buddhism is actually far more prevalent in china than confucionism but that's not really the point I was making.
User avatar #277 to #274 - sgc (07/02/2013) [-]
well thats the government's problem not the goddamn people who go to funnyjunk to forget how much we ******* hate everyone around us
User avatar #290 to #277 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
If you come to funnyjunk to forget about stupid people, you're gonna have a bad time.
User avatar #303 to #290 - sgc (07/02/2013) [-]
meh the stupid level here is a lot less than omegle or facebook or reddit or anything else
User avatar #304 to #303 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
From what little I've seen reddit was fairly intelligent... just not very funny.
User avatar #276 to #274 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Saying all christians are to blame for the restriction of science is like saying all white people are to blame for slavery.
User avatar #280 to #276 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
and yet, I'm not saying that... this is a joke about a bible story. JOKE. furthermore, that attempted counter-point doesn't alter how incredibly irrelevant your metaphor is.
#282 to #280 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I was trying to invalidate your point. If you're raving about how religion restricted science hundreds of years ago to invalidate my point about unicorns then by invalidating your point it re-validates mine.
User avatar #284 to #282 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
or it would, except what is being mocked is an ideology of superstitious beliefs, not the people that hold those beliefs, so bringing the point to those that believe in it as opposed to the ideology itself is where your defense ends up not actually protecting your assertion. Tell you what, when Unicorns tell enough people that homosexuality is wrong that there is an actual substantive persecution that follows, then your metaphor will be somewhat intelligible.
#288 to #284 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
You're judging us as a whole again. I'd like you to stop that please.

I support gay rights and a large number of the people at my church do as well.
There is even a gay couple there. I haven't been to church in a few months though.

So yes obviously there are people in my religion who are idiots.
There are atheist idiots as well. In fact a number of christians are killed by atheists as well. There was a bomb in a church in bermuda dunes Or was it cathedral city? I can't remember, I was young. california placed by an atheist who claims christianity is immoral.
#327 to #288 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
ok, once again, let me be clear as this is the third time I'm saying this to you so maybe third time can be a charm?  I AM JUDGING AN IDEOLOGY, NOT THE PEOPLE WHO SUBSCRIBE TO IT.   
   
obviously most people are not out to 						****					 each other in the manner I am discussing, but since such a vast number of people can be manipulated via this twisted ideology, and since this has caused a ton of rights infringement and unconstitutional activities in the united states, and since it has been used as a catalyst all throughout history to spark violence and evil, I have a 						*******					 problem with it.   
   
again, NOT WITH MOST PEOPLE WHO SUBSCRIBE TO IT, simply with the ideology itself.  The ideology.  Not the people.  I can't make that more clear for you, so please stop asserting that I am doing something that I am not.
ok, once again, let me be clear as this is the third time I'm saying this to you so maybe third time can be a charm? I AM JUDGING AN IDEOLOGY, NOT THE PEOPLE WHO SUBSCRIBE TO IT.

obviously most people are not out to **** each other in the manner I am discussing, but since such a vast number of people can be manipulated via this twisted ideology, and since this has caused a ton of rights infringement and unconstitutional activities in the united states, and since it has been used as a catalyst all throughout history to spark violence and evil, I have a ******* problem with it.

again, NOT WITH MOST PEOPLE WHO SUBSCRIBE TO IT, simply with the ideology itself. The ideology. Not the people. I can't make that more clear for you, so please stop asserting that I am doing something that I am not.
User avatar #297 to #288 - shamefulhumor (07/02/2013) [-]
Religion at its most benign is unnecessary, plus, not everyone believes in unicorns, have churches dedicated to unicorns, and goes to poor countries to spread the word of unicorns because its easier to make the desperate and impoverished to buy into superstition. The analogy is pretty silly, but im sure the Kum-bai-ya self righteous agnostics will eat it up. They always do.

Something ridiculous deserves ridicule.
#298 to #297 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Religion at the extreme is immoral and religion at a benign extent is unnecessary. Your bias is showing. Who are you to say my harmless belief is unnecessary?    
   
Like I said I can shut the 						****					 up about unicorns, can you do that too?    
   
You completely ignored my last point by the way.
Religion at the extreme is immoral and religion at a benign extent is unnecessary. Your bias is showing. Who are you to say my harmless belief is unnecessary?

Like I said I can shut the **** up about unicorns, can you do that too?

You completely ignored my last point by the way.
User avatar #308 to #298 - shamefulhumor (07/02/2013) [-]
If i belived in a Magical fairy with a wand made out of sausage links that only granted my wishes if i was kind, courteous, and charitable, i would be the nicest guy you ever met, I would also be, and this is very important here, be absolutely out of my ******* mind.

You wont get the inherint irony, because your version of a sky fairy is real and it doesnt register with you.

I dont care if you're a nice guy who happens to believe in christian teachings, it makes them no less silly. Just as well if you're a nice guy only because you believe in a silly book, you're a nice guy for the wrong reasons.

Superstition, in any form, deserves ridicule, or at the very least criticism, but, because they are so inherently absurd, the only semi-tangible argument their proponents have is "Oh why do you have bad mouth it so much". Which, I'm sorry, isnt really an argument. It never was.

If you cant take criticism for your ideas, its your idea that are the problem, not the ones critiquing them.

#311 to #308 - snakefire ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Did you ever stop and consider its a bad thing to criticize people who keep their beliefs to themselves? It's not very polite. Maybe if believing in a sky fairy is what you have to do to be nice, it wouldn't be such a bad thing.

I'm not polite because of my religion, but if I am, why would that be the wrong reason.

If people could stop criticizing and just get along Christians and atheists alike The world would be a better place.
User avatar #315 to #311 - shamefulhumor (07/02/2013) [-]
Who said anything about the people? The idea is what's silly, you just happened to be born into a family that put the idea in your head, and it happened to stick.

No one (or at least im not) saying people are stupid for believing something, im saying the thing that they happen to believe (by upbringing more often then not) is stupid.

If i, as an atheist in the south, could not make friends too effectively if i made fun of people for being christian. But, when someone says (those people being my trolltastic buddies )"Jesus loves you" I go, "Tell jesus i just want to be friends". And thats about the extent of it.
#261 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Believing that choosing between apple juice and orange juice spawns to seperate, but equally real parallel dimensions isn't normal, but on atheism it is.
Teranin, not even once.
#350 to #261 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Oi! That's part of my religion.
#263 to #261 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
two*
#258 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
cranial implants, integrating all the fiunctions of a smart phone into your brain, legitimizing the voices in your head
#243 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Atheist are so butthurt. ;)
User avatar #239 - suddenlypotatoes (07/02/2013) [-]
Well, I guess it is indeed a myth because he didn't actually kill his son. ******* idiot.
User avatar #299 to #239 - zzforrest (07/02/2013) [-]
He didn't even kill his son in the original myth.
It was a test by god to see how dedicated he was.
User avatar #361 to #299 - suddenlypotatoes (07/05/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I'm saying with that comment.
#292 to #239 - blanketandpillow (07/02/2013) [-]
"No officer, I swear, I wasn't going to actually kill my son, just have a gun pointed to his head. The voice told me not to at the last minute, so I won't. There's no need to call child services."

It suddenly isn't okay when I do it.
User avatar #362 to #292 - suddenlypotatoes (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah back when that story occurred you could still own slaves so I guess times have ******* changed a little
#245 to #239 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Again, this is a joke, and the voice in his head telling him to kill his son is viewed as normal, regardless of the eventual product of that story.  But I guess the joke fell flat for you, which is too bad.
Again, this is a joke, and the voice in his head telling him to kill his son is viewed as normal, regardless of the eventual product of that story. But I guess the joke fell flat for you, which is too bad.
User avatar #248 to #245 - suddenlypotatoes (07/02/2013) [-]
"Killing your son because"

Well, he didn't kill his son, so therefore it wasn't a misunderstanding, rather, it was a poorly worded joke made in bad taste. The joke didn't fall flat for me, it was just flat to begin with.
User avatar #252 to #248 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
845 people currently disagree with that assessment, but fair enough.
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