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User avatar #83 - shallowloqi (05/11/2012) [-]
Amerifag here. Norse mythology is. The. Shit.
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User avatar #125 to #89 - maddmarkk (05/11/2012) [-]
That's Thor not Odin you dumb fuck
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User avatar #127 to #125 - deathkilledme (05/11/2012) [-]
>Implying that I made this picture
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#108 to #89 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2012) [-]
The norse gods lose in the end times. look it up. there version of revelations says the ice giants finally destroy the world starting with odin.
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User avatar #118 to #108 - sketchE (05/11/2012) [-]
norse still have valhalla. die in battle and you get to fight fuck and feast for the rest of eternity
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User avatar #86 to #83 - quotetype (05/11/2012) [-]
i shall see you in Valhalla brother
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User avatar #102 to #86 - commontroll (05/11/2012) [-]
Only if you die as true warriors bro.
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User avatar #88 to #86 - kolehuntstrolls (05/11/2012) [-]
we shall stand among Odin in the vast hall


have a mug of golden honey mead on me when we get there
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User avatar #97 to #88 - holycrapimacupcake (05/11/2012) [-]
I to shall join you. To drink honey mead and fornicate wenches.
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#119 to #97 - Animefreake (05/11/2012) [-]
There is not any women in valhalla, only feasting and battling warriors, prepared to fight in Ragnarok.
If you want women, then you have to die without battle honour, so you will be send to Freyas halls, where all the women and children feasts with the weak men.
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User avatar #223 to #119 - holycrapimacupcake (05/11/2012) [-]
Hm...I was under the impression that Valkyries resided in Valhalla.
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#225 to #223 - Animefreake (05/11/2012) [-]
They are guardians of the fallen, and their main purpose is to guide the ones, that died in combat, to Valhalla.

In any circumstances, the valkyries were warriors, and not whores to entertain the ''guests''.
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User avatar #226 to #225 - holycrapimacupcake (05/11/2012) [-]
Who ever said I would let them resist.
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