How is your day?. . I dont get Creationists. .. They cant grasp the concept of an ape like creature evolving into a man, yet they have no problem with a rib tur
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How is your day?

I dont get Creationists. ..
They cant grasp the concept of an
ape like creature evolving into a man,
yet they have no problem with a rib
turning into a woman.
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Submitted: 03/07/2013
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#18 - echobase (03/07/2013) [-]
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#53 - mikoli (03/08/2013) [-]
Instead of the comment section being a flame war or a ********* , it is people waiting for said flame war or ********* . ******* Funnyjunk.
#37 - rza (03/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why do people post these when they know it's going to be a 						****					 storm.
Why do people post these when they know it's going to be a **** storm.
User avatar #33 - zorororonoa (03/08/2013) [+] (21 replies)
can i believe that some deity created us but used evolution to do so?
#111 - snowshark (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
FunnyJunk I am disappoint in you!

15 hours in and not a single "Ribbed for her pleasure." joke.

For shame!
#19 - magnusos (03/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just thought of something. God created the earth and pretty much the entire universe som nothing. Then he created a man from dirt. Then he needed a rib to make a woman. Does that make the woman the most complex thing in the world?
I just thought of something. God created the earth and pretty much the entire universe som nothing. Then he created a man from dirt. Then he needed a rib to make a woman. Does that make the woman the most complex thing in the world?
#14 - lempersy (03/07/2013) [-]
Can't wait to read the comments here
Can't wait to read the comments here
#141 - stlbecker (03/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
my view on posts that question why Christians believe in "irrational" occurrences such as this and miracles and other stories from the bible is that if God exists, it is not that hard to believe that he can do any crazy stuff he wanted. Wouldn't it make sense if an entity able to create the universe and establish basic laws of science from nothing would be able to alter the laws he set in place if he so desired? So basically the only real question to a Christian is why they believe God exists, not why they believe that Jesus walked on water
#78 - lostdagame (03/08/2013) [-]
WARNING FOR BELOW
#44 - yodaddysofat (03/08/2013) [-]
here: have this to counter the following **** storm
#241 - 4chan refugee (03/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Silly op, the book of genesis filled largely with stories and speculations of early jews. At the time the peoples did not know as much about the creation of the world and evolution so they tried to fill in the blanks. Do modern day Christians believe that women were LITERALLY created form Adam's rib? No of course not, get your head out of your ass.
#242 to #241 - ttrnecka (03/08/2013) [-]
maybe not rib but there was definitely "bone" involved in their creation
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#30 - fattyacid (03/07/2013) [-]
**** you op, now I'm hungry.
#5 - urbemarmis (03/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
at least its on a channel dedicated to atheism, and not science. science And atheism are 2 different things. an atheist can believe the earth is flat. even hollow and that theres other worlds within. dont be so close minded because atheists are also crackpots too. hell if you REALLY wanna go there atheists are just as clueless as theists seeing as how no one knows what happens after death, other than a rotting corpse. have a good day everbahdy
User avatar #22 to #5 - drfreeman (03/07/2013) [-]
You sir, are very full of contradictions.
#257 - datgermanguy (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Raptor Jesus, please save us from this 						*********					!
Raptor Jesus, please save us from this ********* !
#252 - Giganova (03/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#260 to #252 - vorrundenaus (03/08/2013) [-]
Why do people think that's a depressing thing? Being born into a existence without meaning and purpose just makes an infinite number of possibilities available to you. You have the ability to form your own meaning or purpose. Your life never has to be dictated by anything, no path is already set for you, no one controls which road you decide to take. A meaningless and purposeless existence is really just the invitation to create meaning and purpose.   
   
Let me put it in perspective if you were to say the opposite of that, then does that mean in a world that may have really been created by God is he an all controlling being who dictates everything that will occur in my life, who forces purpose and meaning into my life, whether or not it was truly my desire.   
   
It's not that I give a 						****					, you think an atheist life without meaning is depressing and dark but I think a life with forced meaning and dictated fate is depressing. Really I guess what I'm trying to say is if tomorrow God descends right in front of me for all to see and tries to tell me what 						****					 i will and wont do. I'm gonna kick him in the balls and be smited or whatever crazy 						****					 that guy does.
Why do people think that's a depressing thing? Being born into a existence without meaning and purpose just makes an infinite number of possibilities available to you. You have the ability to form your own meaning or purpose. Your life never has to be dictated by anything, no path is already set for you, no one controls which road you decide to take. A meaningless and purposeless existence is really just the invitation to create meaning and purpose.

Let me put it in perspective if you were to say the opposite of that, then does that mean in a world that may have really been created by God is he an all controlling being who dictates everything that will occur in my life, who forces purpose and meaning into my life, whether or not it was truly my desire.

It's not that I give a **** , you think an atheist life without meaning is depressing and dark but I think a life with forced meaning and dictated fate is depressing. Really I guess what I'm trying to say is if tomorrow God descends right in front of me for all to see and tries to tell me what **** i will and wont do. I'm gonna kick him in the balls and be smited or whatever crazy **** that guy does.
#164 - amateriandarknut (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - slikmonkey (03/07/2013) [-]
how I imagine the flamewar
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