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User avatar #150 - Moushi (03/29/2013) [-]
For whoever might look at this... I went and protested and used your ideas, but I couldn't get pictures. I could post a video if people think that would be enough, but it doesn't show all of the posts you guys gave me D;
#149 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
You sir are a gentlem- wait.... You ma'am are a gentlewoman. Kick that ************* ass. anon (meg) signing off
User avatar #148 to #146 - Moushi (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh my God, I wish I could do that XD But I don't have a mic... or a dildo... or a camera guy... D; Plus this guy is a bit different, he doesn't really ask questions as much as he dodges them. XD
#143 - Glitched (02/01/2013) [-]
Kill them with a baseball bat.
That way assault weapons wont be brought up again.

After all more people die to baseball bats a year than assault rifles.
#141 - thisnameisnowtaken (01/29/2013) [-]
if god doesn't want us to drink, then why did Jesus turn water into wine?
#140 - dogola (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you trying to win the most butthurt atheist awards? ROFL

I can hear yours tears falling on the ground from here.

Ok sorry, now go back to listening your progressive metal.
User avatar #144 to #140 - Moushi (02/08/2013) [-]
I'm not an athiest~
User avatar #145 to #144 - pillarofautem (03/09/2013) [-]
you sir are the kind of person that gives Christians a bad reputation.
User avatar #147 to #145 - Moushi (03/18/2013) [-]
How so?
#138 - ringadingdong (01/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 - AustintheAtrain (01/13/2013) [-]
" 'Love your neighbor as yourself' Mark 12: 31 Jesus said that. This guy obviously doesn't read his material" would be a good one
User avatar #132 - njhahahahaha (01/13/2013) [-]
"I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"
It's the title of something. A book or movie. I just think it fits.
User avatar #136 to #132 - Churchandtex (01/13/2013) [-]
It's a book written by a gauy named Tucker Max. This is his website, he's pretty funny You need to login to view this link
#128 - PenguinArmy (01/11/2013) [-]
have you tried offering him cake?
#129 to #128 - PenguinArmy (01/11/2013) [-]
brush your teeth before you approach this dirty perosn
(though this will complicate eating the cake)
#130 to #129 - PenguinArmy (01/11/2013) [-]
this photo just because
#131 to #130 - PenguinArmy (01/11/2013) [-]
get him to play games
User avatar #120 - shadowfj (01/10/2013) [-]
Walk up to him and slowly reach out to hug him. Once you got him in a hug, whisper in his ear, "Learn to love and tolerate." After he thinks this over and mellows down, ask him out to a dinner date. Pick him up later that night, going first to a movie then dinner. After that drop him off at his house. Continue to do this for several weeks, make him feel true love. Then one night ask him gently that you want to make love and pull out a condom. For a couple hours, do every position possible and finish it off by putting him to sleep. Then in the morning, tell him you want to marry him. After he says yes, get married the next week. For a couple of months make him enjoy life and keep him happy. Then one day tell him that this can't go on like this anymore, kick him out and make him feel miserable as if it's his fault. Then several days find him on the street and say to him, "You're a ****** ."

Or you can tell him to leave because this is considered harassment. In my experience, I have seen Christians do this more than any other religion. People say that Muslims are terrible but Christians are the ones that go to mosques and harass the Muslims. Don't get me wrong I don't think all Christians are bad, there are some that are good but a lot of them are jerks.
User avatar #122 to #120 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
Keep in mind, these aren't Christians, they are scam artists, they don't believe in what they preach, they just want someone to touch them, in any way, even if it's in a loving way, they will still sue you.
User avatar #111 - Jnog (01/10/2013) [-]
~He's just compensating
~his wife makes him sleep on the couch
~Virgin
~His cousin divorced him
~His sister didnt kiss him goodnight
~Lives with parents
~9/10 would bang
User avatar #116 to #111 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
Lol I like these, I'l to use a few of them ^^
User avatar #118 to #116 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
Whoops... I'll have to, there we go.
User avatar #135 to #118 - Jnog (01/13/2013) [-]
apreciate it :)
User avatar #106 - bothemastaofall (01/10/2013) [-]
wear short as **** track shorts and nothing else.
play some gay music while holding top comment's sign
hump the **** out of him
User avatar #117 to #106 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
Well... I'm a girl, so that wouldn't work out too much for me... But A few of the people I have met while doing this are gay and would be happy to do that, I'm sure XD
User avatar #105 - mrsnukums (01/10/2013) [-]
And the lord all mighty shouted down from the heaves with his godly wrath " Chill dude." Me 22::6
#103 - nomadicnomad (01/10/2013) [-]
It's kinda bad when someone makes your religion look bad :x
User avatar #104 to #103 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
Exactly. We know not all religious people are like that. And if he's going to come anyway to offend my fellow students, I will make an entertaining event out of it.
#107 to #104 - nomadicnomad (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah dude, I'm Christian. If you're Atheist, that's cool dude. I'm not going to shove my religion down your throat. It's one thing to preach, but it's another to disrespect by trying to do it to those who don't want to hear it.
User avatar #114 to #107 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm Christian too homie ^^
User avatar #99 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
UPDATE!!!
He was there today, I did use many of your sign ideas, and I thank you for that. He got so pissed off he ******** my signs from me and threw them on my belongings. This resulted in me meeting up with my dean of students (A wonderful woman by the way who was very supportive) And wrote up an official report on what happened. With the help of you guys I was successful in calming the anger o my fellow students. As the day progressed we even chased him off the campus, so much so, police ******** him (our UPD is pretty ****** ) But don't worry, he promised he would be back, and as we showed him, we are students and we have almost nothing else to do but to torment him until he leaves. I will be back, and so will many of the other friends that I made. Keep posting your suggestions and I will definitely look them over and get the pictures taken tomorrow when they are back! Thanks guys!!!
#123 to #99 - maddboiy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
snog another girl in-front of him, there was a 						*******					 crazy preacher in my local town spewing hate from his eyeballs and so me and a friend (we're both guys and pretty open minded) started hugging and kissing in-front of him. he went ballistic and stormed off while everyone in the street jeered at him.   
   
works everytime
snog another girl in-front of him, there was a ******* crazy preacher in my local town spewing hate from his eyeballs and so me and a friend (we're both guys and pretty open minded) started hugging and kissing in-front of him. he went ballistic and stormed off while everyone in the street jeered at him.

works everytime
User avatar #108 to #99 - Deathborne (01/10/2013) [-]
Any pictures? plz...
User avatar #109 to #108 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
Not yet, tomorrow night I'll have some up.
User avatar #119 to #109 - Deathborne (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #94 - emilyrocksursox (01/10/2013) [-]
Walk up to him, and point out two different clothes and repeat the line in the Bible that says that one cannot wear two fabrics or something.
User avatar #96 to #94 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
Plenty of people have tried that, but he just says it's from the old testament.
User avatar #97 to #96 - emilyrocksursox (01/10/2013) [-]
Hm. I've no idea then. If I come up with something, or if I hear something, I'll check back with you.
User avatar #100 to #97 - Moushi (01/10/2013) [-]
No problem ^^ Thank you for your help! ^^
User avatar #101 to #100 - emilyrocksursox (01/10/2013) [-]
No problem ^-^
User avatar #92 - stcronin (01/10/2013) [-]
"At least all my friends will be in Hell :D"
#91 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
"tired of coming up with insults for yourself? Get one for free!!" *arrow pointing to the douche..
User avatar #87 - lupislord (01/10/2013) [-]
sign says: "I DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL! IT'S NOT REAL!

...and get a megaphone... when he yells "you're going to hell" yell
"I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU! YOU'RE NOT REAL!
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