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#70 - grandmabetty (03/08/2013) [-]
"'Sail!" Mary gasped. 'Sail into my uterus!' Joseph proceeded to unpack and assemble his new sailing boat he got from IKEA for an excellent price. 'Hurry up Joseph before I have my ******* period' announced Mary in passionate desperation. Ceasing his craft and whittling, Joseph dared not to delay Mary's embellishing lust for him any longer. With haste, he sets the sails and shifts the unfinished yacht into turbo mode with its 8 litre W16 engine and mashes the throttle. Jesus appears before him and farts with astonishing force unto the sails, causing Joseph to accelerate from 0-60 in 500 milliseconds. A little poo came out and stained the fabric, but Joseph was far too overwhelmed at the fact he was about to go up Mary's ****** at 180 miles per hour. Faster than a Rwandan man can do squat thrusts in a potato field, Joseph disappeared into Mary's cave of righteousnesses. 'PRAISE BE THE LORD I'VE BEEN SAVED' muffled Joseph, blasting gospel from his boat's 500 watt sound system inside the ***** of Mary."

- Jezza 70:9823
#126 to #70 - jamesrustler (03/09/2013) [-]
That was so damn funny   
   
I award you a coveted Gamer Poop gif
That was so damn funny

I award you a coveted Gamer Poop gif
#124 to #70 - furtehlulz (03/09/2013) [-]
I logged in just to thumb and fav this gem of a comment you saucy bastard
#75 to #70 - crazyolitis (03/08/2013) [-]
This just made my day so much better!
This just made my day so much better!
#71 to #70 - obesefury (03/08/2013) [-]
I just snorted milk out my nose and proceeded to laugh so hard no sound came out and I just sat there clapping like a retarded seal.  Thanks for the laugh, you have my thumb!
I just snorted milk out my nose and proceeded to laugh so hard no sound came out and I just sat there clapping like a retarded seal. Thanks for the laugh, you have my thumb!
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